In a fresh case that is still unfolding, another paperless Kenyan chick is undergoing “deep anxiety” after being ballooned by a nonchalant Kenyan dude who has since distanced himself “from the tragedy” and walked out of the chick’s life, leaving her distressed, disturbed and utterly devastated.
According to the storo said to be “spreading like bushfire” in Kenya-Stockholm’s “Central Rumour District”, lady Lolita is in trouble after being ballooned by her Kenyan lover, Gregory (also popularly known as “Greg”). Just before she met the 29 year-old carefree son of Kenya who has messed up her life, Lolita had to abandon a promising relationship when her first paper making Project began to experience difficulties because of what was said to be “serious huddles” that have not yet been fully revealed.
Lolita winded up on Greg’s arms in December last year under a new “Memorandum of Understanding” that was supposed to result in the manufacture of them Mapepe after one false start during her four year stint in Sweden. She is in crisis because she has discovered that Greg, “the candidate”, is himself in the process of weaving his Mapepe with another unidentified chick and therefore, Greg is in no position to fix her problem.
Greg had skillfully hidden his real “Mapepe status” from her new catch before the chick began to engage in nocturnal “under the sheets acrobatics” that have now resulted in her belly “swelling by the minute”. Although she is said to be within the “abortion bracket” and can still manage to square the circle, she is reported to be tense because of her deep religious convictions that are inconsistent with “flashing” the unwanted human cargo jungu style.
KISS agents monitoring signals traversing her Networks say that Greg hoodwinked his prey into opening up her “holy shrine” with a smooth strategy that was “fundamentally unbeatable”. Through a criminal ring of contacts in Stockholm, the guy is said to have acquired a fake Swedish ID card which he used to convince Lolita that he had them Mapepe he allegedly assembled through a Swedish girlfriend whom he had since dumped because of two reasons: “irreconcilable personal differences” and “multiple interracial complications” that were driving the relationship from one crisis to another. Kumbe!
To gain access to Lolita’s “honey combs”, the Kenyan dude allegedly convinced the chick that he was tired of “hanyaring jungus” and that he was looking for a cute Kenyan babe “to settle down with”. The guy’s logic was that at 29, his time “was basically running out” and that it was time someone began calling him “Daddie”.
“I have made my papers and now I want to move on with my life”, he allegedly told the chick. Greg is a sweet talker who understands the art of “attention capturing” while he is also said to be a player who knows where his bread is buttered.
With a dish-washing job wired through his remote connections, the exotic lifestyle of a sophisticated urbanite and the courage of a hungry lion in the plains of Serengeti, Greg packaged himself to fit exactly into the frame-work of Lolita’s idea of “Mr. Right” and the strategy worked perfectly. With the bait of a real marriage and petty cash to pull propaganda schemes on social fronts, the boy stealthily lured Lolita into his bedroom where the chick began to serve the sumptuous goods liberally with huge expectations that have now collapsed. “She is completely down”, a contact told KSB. “She does not know what to do”, the source added.
“Your boyfriend is an idiot”
There was no reason for Lolita to mind about birth control because Greg “did not mind having a baby”. For her, getting ballooned was welcome because it was a way of fixing that “pleasant surprise” for her “Mr. Right” who had come to represent what she called “the great triplets” namely: permanent residence status in Sweden, a loving husband and father of her yet-to-be-made kids. It did not matter that she had known Greg for a very short time. Their brand of romance operated on the famous “love is blind” doctrine and everything else became secondary. In any case, she had been waiting for this kind of opportunity for a ages.
In the spur of the moment, Lolita overlooked the necessity of alerting her lover-boy that she had given the pills a break. She knew that her new sweetheart loved the goods served under the popular “flesh to flesh” arrangement so the kajwalaz aka “missile shields” that the couple started off with during the early days of mapenzi were left to chill in the drawers to wait for another day. One cold winter morning, and as Lolita continued to build romantic castles in the air, tragedy struck after she received an abrupt phone call that may have changed her life for worse!
“I am sorry to tell you that your boyfriend is an idiot who does not have papers”, the male caller said as she hurried to inquire his identity. “Don’t worry about me because I am trying to help you. Either, believe me or not but your kijana boyfriend is a thief who owes me eight thousand kronors”, the caller said confidently. The conversation sounded very confusing to her.
“Wait a minute… how do you know that for sure”, Lolita posed, not remembering whether she was enquiring about the boyfriend’s Mapepe status or the theft accusations. She did not understand how the caller got her number and she was curious. The caller was clearly on a revenge mission for something that may have gone wrong between him and Greg.
“Do this: tomorrow, ask your boy to take you to the Immigration and he will melt into thin air or take a closer look at his ID card and you will discover that it is fake because it does not have any security marks”, the caller said and hang up. The brief conversation had effectively planted doubt in the mind of the young Lolita who entered into an immediate state of restlessness. She could make out that Greg appeared to owe the caller cash probably as a result of one of those “deal gone sour” projects in Kenya-Stockholm.
Lolita’s storo, which was among the first to escape from KSB’s scandal depot last week, has it that the chick is a polite and jolly bird who becomes restless and hard-core when something serious begins to prick her system. She called Greg for a date and sounded very polite. She did not want to raise such a serious issue on the phone and she was being extremely careful because may be, she thought, the storo was not true after all.
All their dates normally ended up in Greg’s two roomed apartment and so once they got home that evening, she waited until the boy slipped into the wash room. For the first time ever, she went for his wallet, pulled off the ID card and began to study it. She had come with a real ID sample of a female friend for comparison and when she scrutinized the thing, reality struck her immediately. The caller was damn right.
Depression
The ID card was clearly fake and she needed no magnifying glasses to detect the forgery. The only time she ever saw Greg’s ID card was when they began to get serious and that was in a dimly-lit night club one Friday night when they were out. Greg flashed the card briefly under circumstances that did not allow for a microscopic examination of the thing. Now, she could see it clearly under the lamp shade at the corner of the sitting room as Greg got busy in the shower. She had not just been taken for a ride but she was also pregnant with the child of another cheater!
Poor Lolita did not waste time. She brought up the topic once Greg was through with his shower. It was then that hell broke loose. Greg discovered that his little secret was out of the bag and as he went on the defensive, he also turned wild. The altercation resulted in the couple not making any progress in the discussion and the date ended abruptly when Lolita walked out in a huff to contemplate her new situation.
It is then that she began the real investigation about Greg. When she got the “inside edition” from her sources, she immediately understood that she had been duped. As the storo began to spread in Kenya-Stockholm, lady Lolita is reported to have entered into depression and taken contact with a local Kenyan Pastor for prayers. In the meantime, Greg is said to be denying any wrong doing, saying that the chick is “difficult and untrustworthy”.
Last year, the case of a paperless chick from Kenya who found herself in a similar situation ended in celebration after the guy accepted her. The difference with the current case is that the guy had papers while Greg doesn’t. It is not clear how the situation will play out as Lolita begins to search for a solution to a serious crisis that will once again stretch her survival skills to the limit.
Okoth Osewe
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A sweet face does not necessarily mean being street smart. Lolita got so desperate and thought with her honey combs for survival, instead of investigating the basics, meaning Greg’s background.
Another Dr. Andy enjoying free goods. Don’t women learn after all teh storos at KSB? When KSB brings up the so-called Kenya-Stockholm scandals, Osewe is condemned for interfering in people’s lives.But the truth is these things happen.
Paperless women assured protection
Ben Kendall 2011-01-20
Women without a valid visa to be in Sweden will receive better support in Gothenburg. The Municipal leaders want to guarantee them protection if they seek help at a women’s shelter, reports SR.
Previously, “paperless” women were not given municipal aid, and people that took them in received no compensation. But now municipal leaders in Gothenburg have turned and want to guarantee the women protection without risk of deportation.
The fact that the women are paperless makes them particularly vulnerable to exploitation with almost nowhere to turn for help, especially not the police.
The municipality can not be forced to provide information to the Migration Board on the paperless women that receive help. There are some legal questions that need to be cleared up, but all political leaders in Gothenburg agree that human rights and conventions must come first, writes SR.
Stupid woman. One does not have to be pregnant to live in Sweden.there are many ways to kill a rat.
Jameni !!! Again?? Doesn’t people read ksb at all? Last year it was the same crap.Now this? what’s wrong with people, leave alone being balloned, diseases for example…..Haidhuru, am wishing her all the best coz she will need it
Ladies what would you do if you entered a room and found your man in bed with another woman…wait…wait…wait I have never understood how a man can be caught in bed with another woman.
Is it that one’s concentration span is imprisoned by performance or that the auditory sense alternates with an erection? The latter would explain why a man can never hear anything you say when watching porn or staring at a beautiful lady. It could also be that the lady you are banging is a screamer. I once had coitus with screamer and it was murder. It got to a point where I couldn’t hear myself think, and I had to stop to deliberate, with myself, whether my rhythm was two short thrusts then a full one or one full thrust then two short ones: it’s important to keep a steady and consistent tempo.
After losing my rhythm so many times I had to get creative so I decided to add some spice to the event by suggesting we role play (women are very receptive to ideas in the middle of coitus for they know the ‘benefit’ at the end…don’t believe me? Next time you are in between sex and your chick or friend’s chick is yet to climax ask her for anything and she will agree…try saying this ‘Baby when I was young I saw two dogs doing it in the garden and it inspired me to perfect my doggy style so bark like a dog for me and you shan’t regret it’…and she will. Try that shit before and you are on your own!)
…so back to the screamer, I told her that my fantasy is restraining a lady & giving it to her like it’s the last time I’ll ever do it…of course she agreed. But I didn’t tie her up, just covered her mouth with a tie and I was back in business.
Where was I? Yes; catching your man in bed with another woman…the guy must be absolutely stupid in the first place not to hear you coming in. I mean if you have a car surely the bastard knows the sound of your car. If I was in the middle of ejaculation and heard a car pulling into the gate I would first stop (with fear anything is possible) listen carefully then proceed after I knew it was safe. Okay, it could be that you live in a neighborhood where you all drive the same car…sawa…but for fcuk’s sake a key being inserted into the front door? Unless you live in the houses that have automatic sliding doors then ni sawa but most of us live in conventional houses that have those annoyingly loud locks and 25% of the time the key will refuse to turn forcing you to pull the door & try again…you can’t bloody hear that? Put a sock in her mouth, choke her just do something to silence her so you can hear the front door open! Unless you are being set up then you must be the dumbest motherfucker alive to be caught in the middle of mwenjoyos.
So, back to my question…what would you do if you found your man in bed with another woman?
I.Stand there in shock
II.Beat her up
III.Cry like a baby
IV.Walk away
V.Join them
Most women would choose a, b, c or d and erroneously overlook e. If you were join them it would decrease the likelihood of them hooking up again and increase the level of fidelity in your relationship.
Having threesomes is one way of keeping your man faithful. Many women often complain how their men are always cheating on them with workmates, friends and house-girls. It’s hard to control the actions of your partner in your absence, but if you were an active participant in his sex life then it would reduce the chances of him straying.
Having a threesome is not cheating, its equal participation because you also get a taste of the pie and are present when as the other also getting her share; making it transparent and equal. You are also in control because after all he is your man and what you say goes…the other lady is only a visitor and if she outshines you she can be given her marching orders anytime, which would not be the case if you weren’t present- she would obviously get a return invitation. It also gives you the chance to learn, vicariously, new ways to make him happy as every artist has their own technique.
So rather than whining daily about a cheating partner become involved and support your partner.
By Flibbertigibbet
kwenli….thought she is a smart chique..well schooled.thot wrong
Oh my! tell the lady not to worry coz i was used by a saved man who used to show that he is all along with me but when the worst came to the worst he neva talks neither does he bother and im in Africa at the moment..Young woman give birth and afterwards get a job and try and save and u can look for a guy whom u can pay and say the baby belongs to him and you will be on the safe side.
Mother in the red after costly childbirth
A woman who received a bill for almost 65,000 kronor ($9,000) after giving birth at Uppsala University Hospital has petitioned the Swedish government to erase her debt.
The woman, who lacked a Swedish residence permit when she gave birth to a baby boy at Uppsala University Hospital in February 2008, received an invoice for 65,000 kronor from the hospital.
Unable to pay the bill, she saw the unpaid bill referred to the Swedish Enforcement Authority (Kronofogden). In a letter to the Swedish government viewed by The Local, she has called for assistance in alleviating the debt. As a recipient of social welfare payments, she says she is not in a position to cover the cost.
“I was obviously forced to give birth. I didn’t spent 63,936 on luxury items,” she wrote in her plea.
“In a country like Sweden, with its exceptional democratic principles and human rights, I don’t understand how you don’t in the first place help people in difficult situations in your own country,” she continued.
bila madharau havent these paperless chics learnt a lesson?there are already three pushing prams around stockholm without yet without papers because they opened their holy shrine with only one aim – to make papers.
the woman has been changing men like underpants and now wants to live permanently in sweden.her biggest weakness is always picking kenyan men who are losers to be her boyfriends.u meet her and think she is smart,but in reality, a very naive woman.
Girls getting a baby to get papers is wrong you suffer so much!!! bila papers with a kid in europe!! please Ladies lets stop this weka mzee mmoja kwenye box get paper the zaa!!! Trust me its more fun!!!
KSB: What about the men who make women pregnant to get papers then quit the relationship?
This chic has a history of dishing her pussy to any Njogu, Ouko and Wamalwa, so she is now harvesting what she has been sowing for a long time, plus her biological clock is ticking very fast.But condom and common sense could have helped her from the start.
To all Kenyan mamas who want mapepe in Stockholm, before opening that hole between your legs to be dip-sticked,you should know the owners of the stick properly.Ask and don’t be led by blind love.Common sense b4 stupid love.
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What ails the Kenyan Church in the USA?
The Kenyan Church in the US has been in the news lately albeit for the wrong reasons. In the last few months, Kenyans in the Diaspora have been bombarded with disturbing news of Kenyan Clergy involvement in criminal activities and other malpractices, some of which have landed a number of them in jail. Recently, Dr Anthony Mumbui Karimi, a Kenyan Pastor of Ushindi Presbyterian church in Lowell, MA., was convicted of 3 counts of sexual abuse charges by a church based tribunal. The results of the case, tried by the Permanent Judicial Commission (PJC) which is a special court appointed by the 2.3 million member Presbyterian church of USA to deal with disputes within the church, has caused an outcry from members of the public who have accused a few other pastors of bad behavior contrary to the word they teach. Following the conviction, the pastor was defrocked by the Presbyterian Church. Latest reports indicate that Detectives from Lowell Police Department are investigating the former pastor for the alleged sexual abuse and misappropriation of Church Funds. Dr Karimi is expected to appear in court soon to answer the charges.
Elsewhere, a Kenyan priest in Virginia was recently jailed for 5 years and nine months after he pleaded guilty for sexually abusing an 11 year old girl. Prosecutors said the Rev. Felix Owino, 44, was drinking the night he inappropriately touched an 11-year-old girl at a friend’s house in Herndon, Va. where he had been invited as a guest. Owino most recently served as an associate pastor at St. Paul ‘s parish in Weirton. Until June, he was also a faculty member in the philosophy department of Wheeling Jesuit University. The Fairfax County judge said that upon completing the sentence, the priest may face deportation back to his home country, Kenya. In a related development, a 57 year old Kenyan Pastor has been booked by Phoenix Arizona police for allegedly sexually molesting his niece Phoniex jail records Pastor Edward Njagi who formally pastured in Atlanta, GA., formally was recently charged with Sex Crimes. Pastor Njagi’s mug shot taken when he was being booked at the jail appears on phoenixmugs.com and indicate he was charged with 001 Felony count of sexual abuse. Reliable sources told KEN that the pastor had fled to Kenya following the embarrassing incident but was arrested while on a short visit to the US after authorities were alerted of his presence in the Country. In a related development, KEN has learnt from a reliable source that last year, a Senior pastor with one of the biggest Kenyan churches in Maryland was ousted from his position following an allegations of an affair with church member’s wife. The church board learnt of the affair and fired the said clergy.
Recently, Several pastors of the Kenyan community churches in the US complained of a negative image towards them that has resulted from the aftermath of the recent sex abuse and other cases leveled against some Kenyan “bad apples”. The cases have also brought into sharp focus the running and administration of the local Kenyan community churches with most Kenyans saying they would like to see their churches operate under some larger church governing authority which would result in more transparency and accountability at running their affairs. Other Kenyans have questioned the validity and readiness of a few pastors to serve as spiritual leaders in some churches without knowledge or proof of when and who ordained them officially into full service ministry. Official ordination, while not guaranteeing that a pastor will not get involved in unwanted behavior, is seen by many as a validation that a pastor has undergone the rigorous spiritual training and mandated to undertake the tough job of ministering to the spiritual needs of their flock. As a result of the outcry, some pastors feel that they are being bundled together with the few pastors who may or keep falling into temptation and therefore pleaded with Kenyans to differentiate between those accused and the many that are still upholding and practicing the true word of God the right way, serving as role models to their congregations.
“Not all pastors are sinning out there. Most pastors are good people”, said Rev. Jeremiah Githere, a Kenyan Pastor in New Hampshire. And as the NH pastor was speaking, our newsroom was inundated with calls from members of a Kenyan Congregation in Atlanta claiming of being woodwinked into buying a Mega Church without the requisite feasibility study. Those who spoke to KEN said that their pastor had told them that the property had been overvalued and information of the actual value withheld from him. But some members of the congregation claimed that their pastor had hoodwinked them as the Church had been foreclosed without the knowledge of the congregation. Callers claimed that the main problem emanated from was the Church management which is done unilaterally. “They never tell us what is happening,” said an irate member. Another member of the church who did not wish to be named due to the sensitive nature of the matter told KEN that the pastor had filed for bankruptcy months in advance and withheld the said information from his congregation to the last minute. “We are very bitter although most of us are not saying it as we don’t want to be in bad books with the pastor”, said the member who has been with the Church since it started in early 2005. These issues and more that go unreported beg the question; What ails the Kenyan Church in America? – Source: http://kimmediagroup.com
You guys stop and leave this lady alone unless you can propose a plan B for her. I have read all the comments people made about this situation and they not funny. How do some people gather the courage to critisize their own fellow citizens? He who has never sined throw the first stone but so far of you have, shame on you who wrote hash comments.
What if this was your sister? No matter how handsome or beautiful you are in Europe you’ll definitely become a vulnerable prey to many. The europeans don’t care, all they may say is, I never thought a black person would be this apealing to the eyes. The bottom line for them is that you’re a negro.
So let’s come together and see how to assist kenyans abroad more so this girl. People leave their home coutries for a reason or another and we should be with them ie call them, advice them, support them for those who are in difficult situations.
South Africans or example don’t so there is a problem in Kenya.
Do you guys know why Africa is behind. This attitude of laughing at one another instead of coming in strong to support each other. If this attitude goes on Africa will be no more. So if someone can reach this suffering lady, if Sweden is not an option for her then there two other countries around the world that I know of that do wellcome immigrants with open hands. Cheers everyone and God bless.
On point Joseph Nyaga Msumbi…well said. Its always easy to be harsh when you sitting on the safer side of the fence…guys lets be kind..it could be anyone of us sitting on the wrong side of the fence..