Göran Skåg: Here is Proof that Margaret Tried to Kill Me
If KSB readers thought that they had witnessed the last tussle between Göran Skåg and her estranged Kenyan wife, Margaret Wanjiku Maragwa, some re-thinking might be necessary. In a kind of lightning move to prevent a Russian-Ukrain like de-escalation of the Göran-Margaret romantic crisis, Göran has fired a new anti-Margaret strategic missile which will, no doubt, destabilize Margaret’s current emotional balance.
Göran has now provided KSB with “evidence” to prove that contrary to Margaret’s assertion that Göran wanted to kill her, it is Margaret who actually tried to dispatch Göran into an early grave only hours after their marriage in Kenya.
The story begins in Mombasa county. The couple had just said “I do” at a local church then as part of the wedding celebrations, the newly-weds retreated to Casalina Night Club outside Bamburi to shake a leg as they began a new life of holy matrimony and eternal bliss. At the club, things were kind of going well until the point when Margaret visited the Lady’s. It is not clear whether she went to download the liquefied files she had been uploading down her bladder the whole evening or whether she just went for a quick face-lift in front of the mirror “to keep the standards high”. When she came back at the lounge where revelers were being entertained by the DJ, she found a slightly different situation from the one she had left.
The couple had been drinking together at a corner table, occasionally sliding into each other’s arms to dance on the floor when their body temperatures rose. When Margaret came back from the loo, she found Göran dancing alone wildly on the dance floor. Suddenly, Margaret took to her heels and headed directly to the dance floor and before Göran had time to try and understand what was happening, Margaret hit him on the head with a beer glass thereby creating a huge commotion which plunged the club into crisis, prompting a security alert. Margaret was not only jealous but worried about the possibility of another cuter Mombasa whore picking up Göran and messing up her plans.
Apparently, what Margaret did not understand was that hitting Göran on the head with a beer glass “for his mistake” of mangamangaring on the dance floor alone was an extreme disciplinary action. The dance floor was flooded with multiple romantic sharks and crocodiles which were capable of cutting Margaret’s ambitions into pieces by simply scooping Göran from the floor before Margaret could even finish her mission in the loo and this threat is what appears to have catapulted Margaret into teaching Göran some basic lessons of “Married life in Mombasa”. Rule number one was: “Don’t stray alone into the dance floor under any circumstance”. That was their wedding night and Göran appears to have learnt his lessons because as commotion also cooled down, the couple took a taxi to spend their first wedding night at Margaret’s home where the situation quickly deteriorated because punde si punde, Göran found himself running for dear life in his underwear at around 2.00 am Kenya time.
The trip with the taxi was super but when the couple settled in the house, it looked like Margaret was not yet done with Göran. According to Göran, it appeared as if finding him still on the dance floor “without being taken” was like a herdsman finding a goat (that had strayed) still drinking water beside a lake filled with angry crocodiles. Göran had already forgiven Margaret and as he sat by the sofa, Margaret suddenly started screaming about what Göran had done. A brief moment of confusion followed.
With lightning speed, “she took a sufuria filled with old food and threw it at me”, Göran told KSB. When Göran tried to establish why Margaret was acting strangely, she asked him why he was dancing with other people. She then rushed for the wood stick for making chapatti and hit Göran all over his body until the new hubby managed to snatch the chapatti rungu from her. That is when things moved from bad to worse. Margaret went for the knife and as Göran tried to wrestle her down, on bed to try and disarm her, she bit him on the back and cut his arm with the knife causing him to start bleeding. Since Göran was expecting some bedroom action that night to celebrate their wedding, he had already stripped down to his panties and the dangerous events that were unfolding were not actually part of the main agenda.
When the new wife allegedly cut his hand with a sharp knife, Göran realized that if he did not think fast, he would be dead in the next few moments. He became frightened and since he was losing the fight, he decided to flee. He jumped out of bed and still in his under pants, sped towards the door and dashed out as quickly as his legs could carry him. As a further security measure, Göran started screaming at the top of his voice that Margaret, whom he had just wedded, was killing him. The worst part is that as he screamed, Margaret was also in hot pursuit with the knife at hand but as Göran’s screams became intense, the neighbors’ attention was also drawn. It is at this point that Margaret cooled her heels as neighbors intervened.
Margaret was then given a thorough lecture by the neighbors and warned that what he was doing to Göran was wrong. The following day, the Swede called witnesses who attended their wedding and narrated what had happened. The witnesses then “talked senses” into Margaret who promised that she would never attack her new hubby again. Göran forgave her because she defended herself by saying that she was just jealous. Part of the explanation was that she had been drinking a lot of wine and hoped that once they arrived in Sweden, the situation would be calm because Margaret understood that there would be no rivals back in Sweden.
Unfortunately, Göran said that Margaret became even more violent when she arrived in Sweden. Göran was getting worried that Margaret was also becoming stronger than him physically and he feared that one day, the new wife would actually kill him. When things became too much, Göran decided to call it quits although they already had a baby girl. Since Margaret was too alcoholic to take care of the baby, the social welfare authorities moved in and took the child as Margaret was taken to rehab from where, Göran says, she has been under medication while at the same time writing to KSB. We cannot tell whether we have had the last from Göran and Margaret therefore KSB crew will just have to wait and see.