Panic as Kenya-Stockholm Woman is Accused of Being a “Husband Snatcher”
The Swedish Summer is slowly drifting towards an end, the moon is slowly showing up in the dead of night and in the same token, spectacular Kenya-Stockholm summer tales are also beginning to see the emerging moon-light. KSB’s KISS agents are all back to work and the summer ukamwe of them juicy storos will soon be history!
A tantalizing development in Kenya-Stockholm as the summer heat baked skins and opened up freezing sweat glands of millions of people in Sweden is that tens of Kenya-Stockholm’s women and those attached to some bull have been whispering about a dangerously young and cute Kenyan chick who has emerged as the biggest threat to both matrimonial and romantic relationships in Kenya-Stockholm in recent history. Her name is Nyokabi wa Mwana.
The chick, who is barely six months old in Stockholm, is said to be so magnetic to Kenya-Stockholm bulls that many attached women within the community have returned to the drawing board when it comes to protecting their bulls from a preying, warm-blooded, cute, intelligent and sexy ndogo-ndogo just arrived from Kenya to seek greener pastures in the paradise of the Kingdom of Sweden.
According to details gathered by agents, Kenya-Stockholm women immediately enter into a “protective mode” (in relation to their spouses) once Nyokabi shows up at some social function while others with “weak hubbies” simply opting to quit the party because of serious “romantic dangers”. When it comes to seducing men, Nyokabi is said to be so manipulative that she only needs five minutes with your hubby or boyfriend in order to overturn his brain upside down and make your bull permanently focussed on her as long as she is in the room.
The biggest problem is that Nyokabi really doesn’t care whether a man is attached or not. She does her thing “in plain sight” while her style is said to be so casual that stopping her in public from taking over a male brain is said to be extremely shameful since there is nothing that is socially unacceptable in her approach. Because of the hoopla she has generated in Kenya-Stockholm and the alleged sophistication of her strategy, a KSB researcher who specializes in studying “social environments” vis a vis “male-female interactions” was secretly attached to observe her in at least three parties where she ended up as the obvious darling of at least four men she came into contact with.
According to observations, the chick is smart and appears to understand in detail how the male brain works. When she greets a male, she ensures that she has his hand firmly on her palm and instead of releasing the hand immediately after a hand-shake, she with-holds it for some few seconds as she turns it left and right, the way you play with a key to open a door. As the male begins to marvel at the soft hand of a cute chick (with golden bracelets) who will not let go, she smiles hugely, exposing her white even teeth before calmly introducing herself. “I am Nyokabi from Kenya and I am pleased to meet you”, she told a married Kenyan male as the KSB researcher moved close to study her style from a safe distance.
“I am Nichodemus”, the man said. By then, the man’s unsuspecting rib had already penetrated into the crowd and was busy, charting with her women friends, asking them why they were so lost. As Nyokabi eventually set the hands of Nichodemus free, she also left him with a parting shot. “You look healthy”. Naturally, the KSB agent expected the guy to credit his wife with his alleged good health but he simply said “Thank you” after which Nyokabi told him to call her some day for a chit-chat. Remember that the poor guy did not know Nyokabi and therefore he obviously did not have Nyokabi’s number. Kumbe, the “call me” thing was a trap. “But I don’t have your number”, the guy begged. Nyokabi then pulled a contact card and gave it to him. The card did not have any sophisticated titles. It just had her name and phone number. It looked like Nyokabi understood that exchanging numbers by writing them down on a piece of paper which might not even be there could be time-wasting thus her ready-made contacts cards.
Nyokabi parted the guy on his inner thigh
It was at that point that the guy’s wife was tipped by a concerned friend that her hubby had just received the phone number of Nyokabi. To avoid a commotion, the wife pulled the hubby out of the room so that she could find out what had happened. Naturally, the guy got into a defensive mode, arguing that the chick simply greeted him and voluntarily gave him a card which he could not refuse.
The bottom line was that there was nothing wrong with the guy exchanging greetings with Nyokabi and accepting her card. However, for the wife, this was a serious romantic crime. The problem was that the Kenyan lady who reported the “crime” had told the lady that Nyokabi was on her way to snatching her hubby as she got bizzi with other women. In summery, an innocent contact with Nyokabi had resulted into a serious crisis and the couple had to leave the Party when the hubby jammed with his wife, arguing that she was being unrealistic.
“Does it mean that I cannot greet any lady because doing so would mean that I am in love with her?”, the guy asked as the couple hurried towards the exit door to sort out the crisis. “No. that is not the issue. The problem is that you also took her phone number which means that you are interested in contacting her later”, the lady said.
“I did not take her number. She gave me a card which I could not refuse”, the guy answered. “You could have thrown the card back to her and told her that you are married”, the lady replied.
The situation was now tense. Suddenly, the couple noticed that a KSB operative was actually listening to the conversation and the couple stopped arguing as they left the room to sort themselves out. In the meantime, Nyokabi had already taken her seat beside another bull whose wife had not attended the party. She was already in a conversation with the bull so the KSB operative moved close to eavesdrop on their conversation from a safe distance in a bid to better understand why women were getting scared of her.
At the time the eavesdropping began, the chick was telling the dude that she had just arrived from Kenya, meaning that she was paperless. She said that she is a graduate from Nairobi University but that she had decided to move to Sweden because the situation in Kenya was getting from “bad to worse”. She then asked the guy about the situation in Sweden and whether the dude could give her any advice.
The two were sitting closely side by side on the sofa while the chick was dressed in a way that left her breasts exposed as if to whet the appetite of any functional bull. Besides, she was in a mini-skirt and as she sat on the sofa, the guy’s eyes were left with no option but to rotate between her beautiful face, the exposed cleft of her gorgeous brown breasts and her exposed thighs.
To bring in the romantic angle, she occasionally parted the guy on his inner thigh as if to congratulate him on an interesting point he had just made as she laughed uncontrollably as if the guy was exciting her. After five minutes, an innocent observer could actually think that the two were together. The guy appeared happy to have caught the girl’s attention although some observers who were also studying developments secretly had begun to exchange glances that suggested that may be, some stuff were not in order unless the guy had recently divorced his wife Deborah.
Nyokai has been identified as a “dangerous woman”
At times, the guy appeared to have been whispering something into her ear but in reality, the guy’s eyes were actually investigating the general morphology of her breasts which were only prevented from pouring out by the tight bra which, nevertheless, left enough room for the guy’s eyes to celebrate the fantastic scene of two huge sexy boobs which were actually within the reach of his fingers, were it not for the huge crowd in the room.
As the Vinyuaji rolled down the throats of revelers, matters reached a climax when the new couple “gave each other a five” by slapping their palms together in mid-air as if they were agreeing on everything. Kenyans who understood that the guy was married began to exchange whispers. Punde si punde, the chick whispered something into the guy’s ear and the two went out, as if to take some fresh air.
What the couple discussed remains a mystery but when the sun rose the following morning, the guy who had been in an innocent conversation with Nyokabi is reported to have been in big shit with his wife who had obtained a full report from a friend who was at the Party. In the meantime, news about Nyokabi spread like bush-fire in Kenya-Stockholm and at the time of going to blog, it was not clear how the situation would develop. Nyokabi has been identified by some women as a “dangerous woman” and much will depend on what happens now and in the future.
KSB will continue to follow Nyokabi’s adventures and report on any developments. In the meantime, Nyokabi remains one of the most feared women in Kenya-Stockholm especially for women who have hubbies who could easily be taken over. Many Kenya-Stockholm women are “guiding their property jealously” following the outbreak of the “Nyokabi virus” and much will depend on how Nyokabi responds to the new situation, now that she has been identified as a “woman to watch” on the romantic square in Kenya-Stockholm’s social circles.