Following the “Obama magic”, it might not be strange to discover that Kenyan sperms are on high demand in Sweden. In a bizarre report in Mitt I, a local Newspaper, 125 Swedes are lining up, waiting for sperms from Kenyan men so that they can be inseminated in an attempt to recreate a future Obama.
Those willing to donate Sperms have been requested to report to Karolinska hospital where the sperms are extracted and the donor paid Ksh 4,000 (about 400 kr) per session. In the department of Reproduction at the hospital, beautiful, young and blond haired Swedish girls are waiting to help with the extraction of sperms. What you need to do if you are interested is to call Karolinska hospital and say that you are a Kenyan who wants to donate sperms in order to assist those in need.
The number of “donations” (aka ejaculations) allowed per week is one and this means that in one month, a serious donor can mint Ksh 16.000 while at the same time enjoying the white goods. According to a Kenyan who tipped KSB and whose stuff “has already been milked”, the girls are not in a hurry while they appear to be trained “because they make you feel very much at home”.
Pressed to go into detail, the Kenyan told KSB that the collection is done in a bed-room like environment and that the cute collectors readily take instructions to align them with the donor’s demands especially on the preferred method of extraction.
For Kenyans, the “Obama magic” appears to have come with unexpected rewards because in Kenya, Kogelo village where Obama’s father is buried has become the center of “Romantic tourism” as International singles troop to the village to look for spouses hoping that they could get married and produce kids with a resemblance of Obama’s intelligence.
Okoth Osewe
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@KSB: Is this for real? Surely there must be a better way of getting the goods. Those guys going there must be real desperados.
KSB: This thing was in a Swedish paper and it was a guy who tipped KSB so?
Geez.. dunno wut to say about this. Ok, I’ll do the good ol’ classic Bob Marley quote that fits in this context. (Amazing how this guy 36 years on this earth managed to cover every aspect of life in his singing, preaching, wutever you wanna call it.)
“NO BULLET CAN STOP US NOW WE NEITHER BEND NOR WE WONT VOW, NEITHER CAN BE BOUGHT NOR SOLD!”
And personally, with Pres. Obama’s blood flowing in my daughter and I, I’ve only got one thing to say about this.. Hey.. Karolinska.. Come off it!.. I mean, we are poor, but we’re not desperate!
My dear kenyans, please dnt to this matter for jokes. this is real cause i have had bout it.think of the people who really love and wnt kid, but biologically they cant.that why we have a sperm bank to assist these pippo. and mind you not only sperm are needed even women need to provide the eggs too. so please dnt make joke bout it. tuwasaidie kiroho safi
Do not call others desperados,infact kenyans also can use it to get help with infertility.
Hope there is water-tight legal mechanism in place to prevent the donors from paying future child support. Some may recall the case of the good samaritan who helped his friends “2 lesbian ladies” with his seeds only years later to start paying through his nose for several kids.It became a nightmare for the guy!
Now that you mention it, Dame and Tabitha… It is infact ironic that my GrandDad’s mother “who hails from K’Ogelo-Kanyadhiang’ branch (butdoimensson?)” specialised in helping infertile people as well as women who had complications during delivery. This she did using miti-shamba and people travelled from all over the world to come home to K’Ochia to admire her methods.
Wahenga wa kale pia walinena, mcheka kilema huzaa. Samahani
Mcheka kileme huzaa !!!
Bw. Brayo hiyo methali haipo ! au vipi Mwandawiro ????
I would like to thk dame and tabitha 4 ur comments. its good to be mindfull of other and by donating the sperms and äggs is a good idea. Sperm bank at karolinska is the only one in sweden. so lets go and donate hii kitu to those who need it badly.
@ Mtachaamambhi
Mcheka kilema hafi bila kumpata if you wanna be a d”#¤”# ’bout it
KSB: Brayo: Gome la udi si la mnuka uvundo.
hey ksb:
I think it ni vipoa u guys explain kidogo wht u mean here juu cinyiti kitu, hii ni kijathe ama kiswahili konk?????
I was reminding Brayo of another issue which has nothing to do with the current topic. My sub-comment is a Swahili proverb which translates into >>the bark of a fragrance insence tree is not the same as the one that stinks<< In context, it means that if you associate or surround yourself with bad people, you will yourself become like them. Tujifundishe Kiswahili, lugha ya Taifa.
This is the most funny stuff I have ever heard.. Good Job Mr.Osewe on your publications…
Hi
we really can sell our sperms?
could you get the address of this hospital?
good for them white chics, i thought africans are monkeys, so who would want to carry a monkey-child in them??
I would like to donate so if u can sent me ur phone number it would be great here is my phone number 0724386628
yaeh whats the address of this hospital
Hey guys,
this is fun to enjoy the whites for a whole month? Come on guys, just give me the hospital contacts
Hi.
Just tell me how i can avail myself to the hospital.
Am a kenyan and willng to donate sperms,wht can i do?
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Internationally, the Kenyan sperm has been in demand ever since President Barack Obama won the 2008 US elections. For example, in 2009 the Swedish press reported that the country’s sperm banks had a list of 125 women, who wanted to be inseminated with nothing short of the Kenyan sperm. Kenyans living in Sweden were even asked to report to Karolinska Hospital ˜urgently” if they were willing to donate.
“In the Department of Reproduction at the hospital, beautiful, young and blond haired Swedish girls are waiting to help with the extraction of sperms. What you need to do if you are interested is to call Karolinska Hospital and say that you are a Kenyan who wants to donate sperms in order to assist those in need … the collection is done in a bedroom-like environment and that the cute collectors readily take instructions to align them with the donor’s demands especially on the preferred method of extraction. The numbers of donations are restricted to one per week.”
Even Kogello, the birthplace of Obama’s father, was in the news as it had become the centre of “Romantic tourism” after some foreign women came in search of the next Obama.
interested
how can i donate where are you located
Hi i’m bonnie willing to donate sperm.where do i start?please help
i am willing 2 donate kol me;0717087720
am kenyan young man n i would like to donate sperms help me to do so please
Have you go enough? I can send you my CV and attributes!
I am doing PHD
6 feet 2 inches
etc
I want to sell my sperm and am from kenya
Am ready just tell me when u need me
KSB: You need to call Karolinska Hospital. Price for Kenyan spunjetos went up because of Lupita’s success in Holywood.
Problems with Kenyans wanted to donate sperms are Hiv/aids/Ebola /Sars sufferers. that is why many wants to donate their sick shiet-gonocoucose.
kamaa i can donate myn
where is the telephone contact
Am ready to donate how can i
get u.
Ma number is 0705213457 am ready to sell my sperms. anytime from nw
I CAN DO THAT
Am ready to sell…
hi can someone tell me where to sell my sperm?0792807803
Where is this hosi. I wanna donate
ready,how do i reach you?guiet immediately
where is the hospital??
Am greatly to get your website
Hi i want to sale my sperms..any one intersted
Hi i want to sale my sperms..any one intersted
I want to donate my sperm regalorly get paid.