Kenyan sperms “Urgently Needed” at Karolinska
Following the “Obama magic”, it might not be strange to discover that Kenyan sperms are on high demand in Sweden. In a bizarre report in Mitt I, a local Newspaper, 125 Swedes are lining up, waiting for sperms from Kenyan men so that they can be inseminated in an attempt to recreate a future Obama.
Those willing to donate Sperms have been requested to report to Karolinska hospital where the sperms are extracted and the donor paid Ksh 4,000 (about 400 kr) per session. In the department of Reproduction at the hospital, beautiful, young and blond haired Swedish girls are waiting to help with the extraction of sperms. What you need to do if you are interested is to call Karolinska hospital and say that you are a Kenyan who wants to donate sperms in order to assist those in need.
The number of “donations” (aka ejaculations) allowed per week is one and this means that in one month, a serious donor can mint Ksh 16.000 while at the same time enjoying the white goods. According to a Kenyan who tipped KSB and whose stuff “has already been milked”, the girls are not in a hurry while they appear to be trained “because they make you feel very much at home”.
Pressed to go into detail, the Kenyan told KSB that the collection is done in a bed-room like environment and that the cute collectors readily take instructions to align them with the donor’s demands especially on the preferred method of extraction.
For Kenyans, the “Obama magic” appears to have come with unexpected rewards because in Kenya, Kogelo village where Obama’s father is buried has become the center of “Romantic tourism” as International singles troop to the village to look for spouses hoping that they could get married and produce kids with a resemblance of Obama’s intelligence.
Okoth Osewe
Vumbi Dekula at Lilla Wien 26/27 March
VUMBI DEKULA TO ROCK WITH NGOMA YA KILO
TIME: 21.00-01.00
DATE: 26-27-MARCH 2010
FRIDAY-SATURDAY
ADD. SWEDENBORGSGATAN 20
PENDEL: STOCKHOLM SÖDRA
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