Mutahi has left a propaganda gap that will never be filled
The Kenya Virtual Funeral Committee is sad to announce the sudden “virtual demise” of commentator Mutahi Ngunyi who passed away following a fatal plane crash involving Mutahi’s newly designed “Tyranny of Numbers” Airliner. The aeroplane is reported to have been experiencing multiple engine problems since take-off at Youtube International Airport a few hours ago.
The plane had just become airborne and was headed towards the Jubilee Victory Airport when it experienced mechanical problems after the pilot failed to decipher ICC’s corded messages directing that the plane reroute to the nearby Hague International Airport in order to download extra cargo that was causing mid-air instability of the ill-fated aircraft.
In a short communiqué transmitted to Newsrooms, the ICC Secretariat, which sent several warning signals to the aircraft, said that the extra cargo which required urgent off-loading at The Hague originated from two Kenyan companies, namely TNA and URP. The cargo apparently contained several kilos of “mass murder”, “blood shed”, “impunity”, “destruction of property” and tones of “crimes against humanity”, poisonous content that was found by the Kriegler Commission to have precipitated the post-election violence in Kenya in 2007, leading to the deaths of over 1,500 innocent Kenyans while more than half a million Kenyans were converted into IDPs.
It is understood that Mutahi’s Company, The Consulting House, which designed the ill-fated “Tyrany of Numbers” had made assurances before boarding to the effect that the capacity of the aircraft could enable it to land safely at Jubilee Victory Airport on March 4th 2013 after traversing the country in a historic test ride to establish if poisonous cargo could be delivered to Kenya’s State House. The plane crashed 1 hour after take-off “virtually killing” everybody on board.
Following the tragedy, a condolence book has been opened at Facebook to mourn the “virtual demise” of Mutahi in cyberspace as preparations are made for a “virtual funeral” which will take place on March 4th 2013 to enable Mutahi’s worn-out and tired analysis to Rest In Peace.
Thousands of Kenyans who have signed the condolence book have generally taken the line that throughout his career, Mutahi has been a wonderful propagator of pro-impunity propaganda in Kenya. Through The Consulting House, and backed by sections of biased Kenyan Media, the fallen Mutahi has constructed wonderful castles in the air that favoured land and wealth grabbers as millions of Kenyans remained landless.
Mutahi will be remembered for having weaved ambitious figments of imagination to please his thieving paymasters while he will also be remembered for conjuring several out-of-the world hypotheses to promote the interests of political vultures and hyenas whose looting and plunder of the Kenyan economy has left millions of Kenyans deprived.
With his virtual demise, Mutahi has left a huge “propaganda gap” among the lords of impunity which will never be filled. May the soul of Mutahi’s political analysis Rest in Eternal Peace. Amen.
Chairperson Wanjiku Amesema,
Kenya Virtual Funeral Committee
Mutahi Ngunyi’s Weird Hypotheses
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This was very interesting, well written, thanks for sending. Are we talking of a funeral in 2012 or 2013?
KSB: 2013.
Kikuyu Tribalists will never change if we dont change them.Once we get back the presidency,,let them stay for 100 years out in the opposition and lets develp our beloced country..we can do it fellow Kenyans..Kikyus will never vote for all NON KIKUYUS..they are selfish and born tribalist..they refer to those who are not like them as kihii..Kikuyus are taught to hate at a very young age and we have the VOTE..We have the TIME to change all these..
State ‘sanctioned’ Kenyan clashes
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
The BBC has learnt of allegations of state-sanctioned violence in Kenya during the turmoil that followed last December’s disputed presidential poll.
Sources allege that meetings were hosted at the official residence of the president between the banned Mungiki militia and senior government figures.
The aim was to hire them as a defence force in the Rift Valley to protect the president’s Kikuyu community.
The government denied the allegations, calling them “preposterous”.
“No such meetings took place at State House or any government office,” government spokesman Alfred Mutua told the BBC.
He said the government had been cracking down on the sect for the last year, arresting their leaders.
“There’s no way the president or any government official would meet openly or even in darkness with the Mungiki,” he said.
Gangs with machetes
The allegations come as parliament prepares to open on Thursday, laying the ground for a new coalition government.
Although parliament’s focus will be on healing ethnic divisions and creating a coalition government – allegations of state involvement with a banned Kikuyu militia, known as Mungiki, will not go ignored, the BBC’s Karen Allen in Nairobi says.
She says there is growing suspicion that some of the violence that led to 1,500 people being killed and hundreds of thousands displaced was orchestrated by both sides of the political divide.
The BBC source, who is a member of the Kikuyu tribe and who is now in hiding after receiving death threats, alleged: “Three members of the gang met at State House… and after the elections and the violence the militias were called again and they were given a duty to defend the Kikuyu in Rift Valley and we know they were there in numbers.”
On the weekend of 25 January, the Rift Valley towns of Nakuru and then Naivasha were the focus of the some of the worst post-election violence.
Eyewitnesses spoke of non-Kikuyu homes being marked, then gangs with machetes – who they claim were Mungiki – attacked people who were from other ethnic groups.
Sources inside the Mungiki have told the BBC that it was a renegade branch of the outfit that was responsible for violence, not them.
A policeman who was on duty at the time, who has spoken to the BBC on condition of anonymity, has also pointed to clear signs of state complicity.
He alleges that in the hours before the violence in Nakuru, police officers had orders not to stop a convoy of minibus taxis, called “matatus”, packed with men when they arrived at police checkpoints.
“When we were there… I saw about 12 of them [matatus] packed with men,” he said.
“There were no females… I could see they were armed.
“We were ordered not to stop the vehicles to allow them to go.”
But Mr Mutua said that the government deployed the military to deal with the Kikuyu youth who had tried to take the law into their own hands.
“The Kenyan government… used helicopters to drive them away, arrested them and actually got to kill quite a few of them torching houses,” he said.
“The government stamped on them immediately.”
The allegations come at a time of growing concern that there was pre-planned violence on both sides of the political fence, in the aftermath of Kenya’s disputed election result.
The International Crisis Group has already raised such concerns and Human Rights Watch is expected to publish its report making similar claims shortly.
There are plans to establish a Truth and Reconciliation Commission in the coming weeks to examine claims of election violence.
The allegations are likely to be among the themes investigated by a commission created to address the issue of post-election skirmishes.
MUNGIKI SECT
• Banned in 2002
• Thought to be ethnic Kikuyu militants
• Mungiki means multitude in Kikuyu
• Inspired by the Mau Mau rebellion of the 1950s
• Claim to have more than 1m followers
• Promote female circumcision and oath-taking
• Believed to be linked to high-profile politicians
• Control public transport routes, demanding levies
• Blamed for revenge murders in the central region
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