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  1. Osewe wewe kweli ni mwaandishi mkuu. Yaani hii storo is tragic yet so hilarious am rolling on the floor. Happy Valentine’s Wakenya and hope no Kenyan mamas slice our Kenya-Stockholm men with pangas.

  2. wendie was a conwoman who thought her pussy would get her everything in life. now she is paying back with the deportation.

  3. Jungus wamechanuka. Last year was Babito then Wendie has followed.No mapepe for paperless women if the child’s father has refused.

  4. Love Brewed in an East African Pot

    As East Africans, we take pride in being part of a family. We share a common love for our region. What we don’t share is a common love for our men. Many East African women are saying that when it comes to men, East or West, home is best.

    Charming Tanzanians
    When it comes to romance, none can compete with our very own Tanzanian brothers. They have a reputation of being the most charming men in the region. Apart from being romantic, they are also said to be more caring, generous and humble in nature.

    Doris Wangui (27), a Kenyan who lives here confesses to being smitten by the romantic nature of Tanzanian men. “I have dated my fellow Kenyans since my early 20s and have discovered that Tanzanian men have more to offer in a relationship. I find them more considerate, expressive and generous.” she says.

    Since she arrived in the country she’s been in two serious relationships with Tanzanian men. “I dated my former boyfriend for one and half years and it was bliss until he had to leave the country to further his education. I am now dating the most adorable man you can imagine,” she says. From the way things are going with her current boyfriend the prospects of marriage are very high. “My boyfriend treats me like a queen. Talk of marriage has started popping up in our discussions so I hope for the best,” says Doris.

    Tanzanian Glory Mwanjali (31) agrees with Doris, believing that her fellow Tanzanians are more romantic and generous when compared to Kenyans and Ugandans, both of whom she dated during her college days in Uganda. “My experience with both Kenyan and Ugandan men was a confirmation that home was best. I discovered that my fellow Tanzanians are more generous, caring and considerate compared to the two,” she says.

    Cheat on their women
    However, she points out that many Tanzanian men are also promiscuous. They use their charm and seductive nature to lure women into bed only to dump them soon after. “It happened to me with a man I had dated for two months. He was the sweetest man you could imagine. He met my family and made me believe he would marry me, only to dump me a month later,” she says.

    Tanzanian Elijah Mark agrees and confesses to deceiving women in his youth. “Men face a lot of rejection from women and therefore they resort to trickery to get what they want from them,” he says

    But compatriot Gamba Moses disagrees completely, arguing that that it is lack of proper judgment and greed on the part of most women that makes men appear deceptive. “Most women are driven by material desires and therefore they are likely to be taken for a ride on the promise of getting something in return,” he says.

    Down-to-Earth Ugandans
    Men from the Pearl of Africa are as romantic as their Tanzanian brothers. They are also said to be very generous, responsible and humble. Glory who not only lived in Uganda, but also dated a Ugandan for a whole year agrees. “Ugandan men are the most humble and caring men you will ever meet. The guy I dated was one such person. He never once raised his voice even when I deserved it and he was always willing and ready to support me whenever I needed assistance,” she says.

    Ugandan Nakanja Charlotte (27), a former student at the University of Dar-es-Salaam feels the same way. Just like Glory, her attempts to date other men from the region, including a Kenyan and a Tanzanian, have proven futile. “A Ugandan man will treat you like the queen you are. He will be willing to listen to you and provide for your needs. More than that, he will rarely argue or fight with you,” she says.

    Dispassionate about life
    However, the lack of enthusiasm, drive and dependability in Ugandan men is obvious and a turn off for many women. Monica Ajok despite being Ugandan herself has never had a lasting relationship with a fellow countryman. “Ugandan men are too boring for my liking. They are too dependent on women. A Ugandan man would expect you to call the shots on everything – tell him where to live, what to buy, who to invite and so on,” she says.

    Glory corroborates this saying that she was forced to call all the shots during her one-year relationship with her Ugandan boyfriend. “He consulted me on everything he did before he did it. Everything fun we did was my suggestion, if I didn’t suggest it, we didn’t do it,” she says.
    Glory eventually got weary and was forced to call it quits.

    Straight shooting Kenyans
    Unlike their East African brothers, Kenyan men are said to be straightforward, focused and optimistic. A Kenyan will openly and honestly share his feelings without being too wordy or winding. “A Kenyan man unlike my fellow Tanzanians, will openly admit that he just wants you for casual sex rather than lie that your are the only one or that he will marry you,” says Glory.

    Tanzanian Salma Mweza (25), who studied in Kenya and is currently in a long distance relationship with a Kenyan man, admits that it is this very nature that attracts her to Kenyan men. “Apart from being honest about their feelings, Kenyans are more focused and seem to have a clear picture of their future and plans on how to get there,” she says.

    Joyce Makena, a Kenyan studying at the Masona College of Nursing prefers Tanzanian men for their charm, but agrees that her fellow Kenyans are practical, realistic and development oriented. “Kenyan men are focused. They know that they must ensure financial security for their families. In fact they would rather not be in a relationship with a woman if she earns more than they do.” Having been in two previous relationships with Tanzanian men, she says that in the long run, she would rather settle down with a Kenyan.

    Finance without romance
    Despite having several good points, Kenyan men are blamed for being unromantic, self centred and arrogant. They are also said to be as promiscuous as their Tanzanian brothers. Glory’s six-month relationship with a Kenyan man is one she describes as emotionally draining. The man hardly paid any attention to her because he was always working or trying to close a deal. “He would stay days without communicating with me and hardly showed any appreciation when I did something for him,” she says.

    Joyce agrees that most Kenyan men are too self-centred and dedicated to their careers and businesses to create room for romance. “Unless they are courting you for marriage they cannot be bothered to spend too much time with you,” she says.

    But Alex Wanjala, a Kenyan residing in the country, is quick to come to the defence of the men folk. According to him, it is unfair to label them unromantic yet the new generation of women demand not only time, but also money. Men, he says, have no option than to go out and look for cash. “I find it funny when women claim that we are unromantic and yet they will do anything for you – including take off their clothes – if you have a fat wallet. But if you are broke, you’re on your own.”

    The Loving Rwandese
    On the hilly landscapes of Kigali, you will find the romantic, sentimental and appreciative Rwandese man. Monica has dated a Rwandese man and admits to falling victim to their affectionate nature. “While in a relationship a few years ago, I met a Rwandese man who managed to lure me away from my boyfriend. He was so emotional and would cry every time I tried to leave him.” But the relationship did not last long because she discovered that the man was seeing another woman.

    Like some of their brothers, they can also be arrogant philanderers. Rwandese men need to prove their manhood above all else. “My ex boyfriend always wanted to prove that he was the man by engaging in pointless arguments and fights,” says Monica.

  5. Local women say white men are more romantic — noisy kisses and constant hugs — than Kenyan men whose idea of romance is taking them to bars to watch football and eat meat. But few will admit that money is often at the centre of these relationships because it is presumed, especially by lasses who have never ventured beyond the border, that all foreign tourists are millionaires.

    At the Coast, and in many other towns, such women will do anything to have a white foreign tourist fall in love with them. From loitering at the beaches to wearing see-through tight fitting clothing and investing in foreign language classes, they will do everything to entice ‘rich’ white men. And it is not just the women casting out fishing lines. Sinewy young men are also on the lookout and they, too, flock the beaches to try their luck and buy a ticket out of poverty, courtesy of ageing, lonely white brides. Majority of the beach boys have dreadlocks, presumed to charm white women, while young girls even pose nude in nightclubs to exhibit their ‘wares’.

    Black magic Not Mwalimu Rama
    A beach operator since 1990 when he quit school to look for a white old woman, he realised he needed to up his game. “After roaming the beaches in Diani unsuccessfully for ten years, I was forced to use black magic. Yes, I used charms,” says Rama. “Maisha ya beach na Mungu pekee yake huwezi faulu (you cannot succeed on the beach if you only depend on God). That’s why I crossed into Tanzania in search of potent charms,” adds Rama. According to Rama, the black magic is so powerful that when you go to scout for women on the beaches, you get noticed immediately.

    As if to lend credence to his claims, when he went to the beach sufficiently fortified with charms, an Austrian female tourist got smitten and married him soon after. It is a curious marriage, however, because he is also married to a local girl.”My mzungu wife visits twice a year. When she is around, I kiss my Kenyan wife goodbye because I am always away with the Austrian for almost a month,” he adds. He says that the wife does not mind him staying with the white woman as long as her financial needs are taken care off. “This is where I get money for basic needs, so there is no way my wife can be angry or jealous. She understands and is aware that the luxuries we enjoy come from her,” Rama explains.

    To secure his ‘investment’, Rama ensures to visit witchdoctors at least twice a month to increase the strength of the charms so that his white ‘wife’ continues to love him unconditionally. Three white wivesHe says it is just business. There is no love involved and one can have more than three white wives to maximise economic returns. “We are at the beach because of money. I have my beautiful wife at home. There are no emotions involved here. This is pure business,” says Rama. He, however, has no intention of relocating to Austria because he fears the uncertainties involved. Perhaps Hamisi Mohammed should have been as cautious. When he equally used charms to entice a 51-year-old white woman, they got married and relocated to Germany. “I was lucky. I only visited a witchdoctor once and when I went to the beach the next morning, I got a woman who was attracted to me. We decided to get married and move to Germany,” says Mohammed.

    But their stay in Germany ended in tragedy when his wife got sick and died. That was the beginning of his problems. He was deported because he didn’t have a work permit and his stepchildren didn’t want him around. Fortunately, they had a joint account and the money was shared between him and the stepchildren before he came back to Kenya. “I received about Sh9 million, but I misused it and right now I am broke. I do manual jobs for a living,” he adds. But he is optimistic that when he gets enough money to see a witchdoctor, he will be wired with charms again to successfully scout for another white woman.Crazy Monday spoke to Kazungu Kalume, a witchdoctor in Mtwapa, and he says fixing love is child’s play.

    Are you crazy over a man or a woman who doesn’t want you? Does he or she visit and then deny you conjugal rights? Have you been together for long and it seems they are wasting your time because they are neither proposing nor saying yes? Are they cheating on you? “Small problem,” says Kalume. “I will prepare herbs and your problem is over.” But nothing comes easy and for the treatment to be successful, one is supposed to bring saliva, fingernails and hair of the person she or he is intending to make them fall in love with, or propose. Perhaps spitting or biting your fingernails on the beach may not be such a good idea after all. “For the love potion to work, they are also supposed to bring me a chicken and either a sheep’s or goat’s head,” he adds.

    Finding ‘love’
    Every day, he says, he receives more than 50 clients — both men and women — with the intentions of finding love. “Beach boys visit with the intentions of finding white, rich women whenever they go to the beaches and, to be honest, this ‘treatment’ works because many always bring me tokens for a job well done. “I have another treatment, which I administer to the eyes and I am telling you, once a beach boy’s eyes lock with those of a white woman, she falls in love on the spot,” Kalume brags. With 29 years experience, he sure has brewed a lot of love in an African pot and at Sh2,500 per treatment, he is laughing all the way to the bank.Ironically, his clients, even after winning a white man — or woman — still keep Kenyan lovers or spouses on the side.

    Men are known to keep parallel families here for social reasons. The women on the other hand ensure to visit Kenya for holidays every once in a while.While their white husbands are busy soaking up the sun and photographing birds, the girls sneak off and reconnect with former lovers. Mwanarabu, a former call girl who now resides in Germany with her husband, says whereas whites are hopelessly romantic, they are no match for local men sexually. “Home is best. Why else do you think white women are always falling all over Giriama and Maasai men? Our men may not kiss you on the street or hold your hand but they are endowed and have ‘strength’ that few white men can match,” she says. True to word, every December, she flies home with her husband and children and ensures to meet her long time boyfriend, a member of an acrobatic troupe for whom she has built a house. For the Kenyan men and women who seek ‘white gold’, it is nothing personal — just business. But many have rued the troubles they went to when it emerged that the men or women they presumed were rich were in reality lowly clerks and carpenters back home.

  6. Sir Osewe,
    I have always known you to be this well informed ‘cat’ and back in my days we used the term ‘paka wa mtaa’: I used to be one myself but after living in the west for a long time now, I have lost alot of my ‘street creds’ and so I figured I should engage you by ‘de-railing’ you off topic for a second. I was watching the clip of Harambee stars striker Allan Wanga marrying Belinda and in it there is some swahili song as people are making their entry thro’ the red carpet – it goes a little bit like ‘ … viama moja washirikiane kwa pamoja….’ I like the flow of the song and would like to find it’s full version plus the singer. Might you be having any pointers? Hers’s the URL to the clip:

    /Me,
    ‘Mpenda kitu medium’
    KSB: Mpenda Kitu Medium, that was hilarious! How I wish you could try bigger stuff eh! It reminds me of this Taxiboy – the medium sized dog with a big dog attitude! Now, you forgot the u r el… If u have lost ye street creds, I doubt whether mine have not yet vanished but I will give it a go when u return back to base with the url. I am still waiting for that storo you once promised to bang. I know the complications but it will be smoothened down the way until it slips in at KSB without much pain lol… The woman won the case yeah but how’s it going?

  7. Ugandans more romantic than Kenyans – report
    By AGNES NAMAGANDA in KampalaPosted Tuesday, February 14 2012 at 10:58

    It is Valentine’s Day? So what, you might be thinking. But according to a Synovate report, 65 per cent of Ugandans fully intend to celebrate love this Tuesday.

    It takes two, and this survey done in urban areas across various districts in the country has no “gender disparities in the proportion who indicate that Valentine’s Day is important to them, meaning that romance is a two way affair for both males and females surveyed,” it says.

    So, flowers, special dinners, cards and gifts like shoes and clothes, are some of the mentioned ways through which the people interviewed plan to express and communicate their romantic feelings this today.

    In contrast, more than half of the 1,011 adult Kenyans who took part in the survey do not plan to celebrate the day. Their reasons vary. Some do not believe in the day, others will be working, while others say they do not have the money or the partner to pander to.

    It is important to note, however, that fewer Ugandans compared to Kenyans mentioned these as ‘excuses’, clearly showing that to a great extent Ugandans may be more passionate about Valentine’s Day, or romance for that matter, than Kenyans.

    Beg or steal

    For instance, the inflation rate in January 2012 was estimated at 15.1 per cent and 25.7 per cent in Kenya and Uganda respectively. However, according to the report, only 5 per cent of Ugandans in comparison to 18 per cent of Kenyans are willing to allow their romantic plans for the day get foiled due to lack of money.

    They will probably withdraw savings, borrow, beg or steal to celebrate Valentine’s with their loved ones.

    Catherine Njeri, a 29-year-old Kenyan hotel manager working in Uganda who has been exposed to both social situations, is quick to agree to the findings that pit Ugandans against Kenyans when it comes to love.

  8. @mieleka, that is very true. Many stockholm women think that their contribution to a relationship begins and ends with the pussy. They dont add anything else into relationships. But the men are expected to provide well and do everything for them, just because they are hitting that pussy. This has become the norm and the only thing these women do is dress to kill and flirt with any man that looks promising. Having a pussy to them equals success in life. Hawana masomo, even with the resources available in sweden, have dead-end jobs and are lazy bums that would sleep all day. As mieleka said, they think pussy will open all the doors and that the man hitting it will be the ticket to a beta life. Stupid people!

  9. Husband’s bitter dose of revenge for cheating wife
    Published on 12/02/2012
    By JOSEPH MUCHIRI

    A man recently shocked the residents of a village in Kirinyaga District when he devised an ingenious, albeit unethical means of punishing his unfaithful wife.

    Assisted by a group of men, the man successfully trapped his wife while she was in bed with another man and, instead of springing at them with a machete, he made love to her in public as disbelieving members of the public watched.

    The man who is in his early 40s works as a loader at the port of Mombasa. He had decided to visit home without informing his wife after learnng that she used to bring another man to his house during the day when she would be alone at home.

    Taxi

    On that day when he reached the nearest town, he hired a taxi with tinted windows and had it parked near his house but did not come out.

    He had picked three more men who sat at the back of the taxi so that they could come to his aid if the man inside his house overpowered him.

    As he had been told, it did not take long before his wife appeared in the company of a rich pig farmer from the nearby ridge.

    After waiting long enough to give the two adequate time to delve into adultery, they went up to the house and unlocked the door using his key.

    They found his wife and her lover in bed.

    Upon the husband’s instruction, they tied the man with a rope and locked him inside the boot of the taxi.

    Upon the husband’s instruction, they tied the man with a rope and locked him inside the boot of the taxi.

    The man then took his wife outside where a crowd of anxious onlookers had already gathered to see what would happen to the sinning duo.

    He first ordered the children to leave before he removed his clothes and proceeded to put on a condom.

    Frightened

    When people asked what he planned to do, he said: “Tit for tat is a fair game. This woman has embarrassed me enough and now it is my turn to give her a dose of her own medicine.”

    He wrestled his frightened wife to lie on the ground and did the unthinkable as the crowd watched in utter astonishment and disbelief.

    Women who were embarrassed by the incident tried to separate the two but some men stopped them.

    “This adulterous woman must be taught a lesson she will never forget. She will also become a lesson to others,” said a man rumoured to be equally cuckolded.

    He stopped for a while to beat his wife as he regained more strength before going back to it with the crowd that had come from far pushing forward to see what was going on.

    Ran

    His wife was so embarrassed that after he released her, she ran into the house, wore her clothes and has since not been seen.

    The men then turned to the man they had locked up in the taxi boot and gave him the beating of his lifetime.

  10. Comments to nr 9 and 10. Once married to an ugandan and dated a kenyan. Must say these are the worst men according to my experience.Ugandans can be mean, but their education helps them to reason abit. Come to kenyans, you would wonder whether some men can talk or be MEN. Moving with all different types of women without knowing the viruses they accumulate….From, russians,finnish name them…..very desperate kenyan dudos. To add salt to injury, a man will waste all his life roaming around with nothing, loooo!!!! Nearing 50 yrs the guy realises he has nothing…desperately…..meets along with a cute kenyan woman…..Haki mimi nitakumarry…Fy!!!marry a woman the first day you date? No apartment, no job….NO NOTHING….Kenyan guys badirisheni maisha…life doesn’t wait!!!

  11. A French judge has charged Congolese music star Koffi Olomide with three counts of rape and illegal confinement after complaints from three of his former backup dancers, his lawyer said Wednesday.

    “Koffi Olomide went Monday afternoon of his own free will to answer a summons by an investigating judge in (the Parisian suburb of) Nanterre, where he was charged,” Olomide’s lawyer Manuel Aeschlimann told AFP.

    The singer has since returned to the Democratic Republic of Congo, he said, without waiting for a French ruling on whether he should be held without bail.

    Aeschlimann said a former dancer had filed a complaint in 2006 and that two years later two more dancers followed suit. One of the plaintiffs was a minor at the time of the alleged sexual assaults.

    He said the case against Olomide was “empty and hollow. There is no material evidence and the statements of the three women who accuse him of rape contain numerous contradictions.”

    Aeschlimann alleged that the women filed the complaints in the hopes of obtaining temporary French residency permits.

  12. 400,000 Kenyan men battered yearly
    Posted by CATHERINE KARONGO on February 16, 2012

    NAIROBI, Kenya, Feb 16 – At least 460,000 men are battered in Central Kenya and Nairobi every year, according to statistics by the Maendeleo ya Wanaume Organisation.

    The organisation’s founder Nderitu Njoka said on Tuesday that this was an increase of 160,000 from previous figures recorded in 2009.

    “The Issue of men being battered started long ago… only that they have been silent when facing abuse because of fear of ridicule,” Njoka said in an interview with Capital News.

    He said the men suffer physical and emotional abuse.

    “This is an issue of supremacy and women wanting to dominate and take advantage of men,” he said.

    He blamed the government for taking too much interest in women at the expense of men through various initiatives like the Women’s Fund.

    “When the government came in and divided the family into categories of men, women and children, this brought up a big problem when it comes to the cordial relationship in the family,” Njoka said.

    “Let us not fight a losing battle when we re-group women alone and start empowering them alone leaving men aside. Let us bring the society and family together and that is the only way we will have a solution to stop gender violence,” he stated.

    He opposed the view that men are battered because of failing to provide and drinking too much alcohol, saying their survey revealed that only 25 percent of men are irresponsible.

    “They are not facing abuse because they drink excessively but because of supremacy battles,” he said.

    “We are talking of a very small percentage of men who are not providing and they are not supposed to be beaten because that is not the solution. If battering can be a solution, I am sure that women will be in trouble,” he added.

    However Maendeleo ya Wanawake chairperson Rukia Subow maintained that men should be responsible if they wanted their children and wives to respect them.

    “I am not advocating women to batter men but what I am saying is that sometimes you are pushed to take action and show this man that it is wrong. We are against violence against any gender but sometimes you are pushed to the wall,” Subow told Capital News.

    She however expressed reservations on the figure given by the Maendeleo Ya Wanaume Organisation of men being battered.

    “He needs to prove it that this number of men is battered,” she said.

    She however said that gender violence against women had gone up by three percent as of last year

    “It is two sides of a coin… it happens every now and then but the issue is that some women don’t report this violence against them,” she said.

    Elsewhere, Prime Minister Raila Odinga has urged men to stop drug and alcohol abuse and become more responsible for their families

    Odinga who spoke in Kibera during the commissioning of the Mchanganyiko social centre for a women’s group in Kibera said that the increase in cases of husband battery was as a result of alcohol and drug abuse.

    “We have seen men being beaten in some parts of the country, but most of them are not sober and are abdicating family responsibilities. As a government we do not want to see abuse of alcohol and the use of drugs,” said the PM.

    He assured women that he was committed to making a platform for them to live in dignity.

    The premier said that he would seek partnerships with friendly nations to ensure that focus was sustained in addressing women issues like access to education, health, jobs credit and participation in politics.

    “When we enable our women and girls to live indignity we bring dignity and strength to our families and nations. When women are healthy their families will stay healthy and become educated,” he said.

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    Well written, thank you :-)

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