Dear Countrymen, My name is Kaplich Barsito. Currently I am the official personal Assistant (PA) to the Vice – President Dr. Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka. I am a journalist by profession with training upto Post Graduate Level from Nairobi Universty. I have worked as a newsman for Nation Newspapers, The Standard Newspaper and the defunct Kenya Times. For all of them, I served at their head office newsrooms in Nairobi.
After several years as a newsman, I got employed as the Chief Public Relations Officer for the Kenya Anti-Corruption Commission (KACC), the job which is today being held by Mr. Simani.
While at KACC, I ably used my Media training well. I quickly befriended key staff calleagues but got much more closer to the Investigative team. Soon we were buddy buddy and close personal, family and social friends. From when I worked with them todate, we have maintained very close friendship and more so the top investigation officals.
Unfortuntely, my boss, having noticed my closeness to my KACC investigator buddies, decided to push me into tapping their services to help him fight his Ukambani Political Wars against water minister Mrs. Charity Ngilu.
This dirty work intensified early last year (2010). He has made me drag KACC top investigators to go out of their way and mandate to look for anything to use to fix and if possible prosecute and jail mama Ngilu.
In return he has always sent me with kitu kidogo to the involded KACC investigators, which I always deliver.This is done every weekend and mostly money diverted from the office vote of the ministry of Home Affairs.
The freshly started cases against Dennis Apaa (Hon. Cecily Mbarire’s husband), Billy Indeche and several officials in the ministry of water are part of this dirty scheme. They are meant to cause Mrs. Ngilu a psychological breakdown and mental stress. Besides, they are meant to keep her busy in Courts and Nairobi to reduce her influence and forays on the ground in Ukambani.
Fellow Kenyans, as a good christian, I believe in the power of confession and repentance. It heals and restores.
And as a dilligent Kalenjin homeboy I am taught that it is taboo for men to fight a woman. Kwanza a widow! It is even worse when such is malicious and out of petty envy.
Althoughy my boss, the VP has blackmailed, threatened and boxed me into this nasty plot to frame up and destory Mrs. Ngilu on exagerated corruption allegations. I’m ready to spill the beans and face the consequences. If anything happens, to me, please pray for me.
Hon. Kalonzo is too dirty and corrupt to dare point an accussing finger at anybody else, leave alone Mrs. Ngilu.
Just in the last two .years he has sharelessly coersed government officials to divert over Sh. 260 Million for the refurbishement, rehabilitation, expansion a nd decoration of his private homes at Matuu (Yatta), Karen (Nairobi) and (Kaningo (Tseikuru). Infact a single gate at one of these private residences cost a whoopping Shs.10 million which was paid from public coffers.
This is the same man who is wasting sh.5 million every weekend from state coffers for personal 2012 political campaigns. Much of these monies are just given as handouts or used to feed and entertain his youth wingers a nd sycophants who zurura with him across the country on 2012 presidential campaigns.
Now, this is the VP who wants others jailed on corruption allegations. My KACC friends have whispered to me that he is one of the top government leaders who have consistently been pressurising KACC to go slow on Anglo-Leasing, Grand Regency, Tokyo embassy land scam and Triton Scandal Investigations.
Another hidden fact about Dr. Kalonzo is that he is desperate to defect to ODM and be Raila Odinga’s Presidential running mate or leader of the majority party for 2012 but fears Mrs. Ngilu is more credible in Raila circles than him. So he is out to crudely crowd her out of national politics at all costs.
Also you should know that it is likely Kalonzo himself or his closest handlers are the ones who sent his Mwingi court jesters: Joe Mutambo and Mr. Ngeana to Nairobi Hospital at night when Mrs. Ngilu was hospitalized. The two were on a mission to clear her and flee in a waiting vehicle.
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Musyoka Kalonzo is sick He cannot mix GOD woth Witchcraft.Musyoka doesnt even deserve to be a Provincial Commissioner .a Governor,or a Senate.
Kalonzo Musyoka cannot be elected as President of Kenya by Using and trusting Witchcraft as a key to President!
The people of Ukambani better elect Mama Rainbow (Ngilu) as their best choice hence supplying the Ukambani people with tap-water ,and irrigation .
Rubbish-Go and tell this to KACC so that you and Kalonzo can both be investigated.
Its an open secret Musyoka Kalonzo is damn Wipper (what a name)of a political Party aiming to represent 40 million Kenyans .Kalonzo the Wipper has failed his constituecy of Kitui hence there is no roads schools are delapidited health clinics has collapsed Uchawi(witchcraft has become a cure for sick constituecy hunger and starvation .emaciated babies ,old men and women with torn and worn out clothes is what meets a stranger,Prostitution is a way of live where all women of all ages flock in bars (thurched Makutis)where every body sells her Bizaa
Kalonzo will never be president no matter how much uchawi he uses. Msaliti mkubwa
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Kalonzo Musyoka has been playing Abunuas with almost everyone for far too long in the political scene. He has finally got his own match in the G7.
For all and sundry, they have kicked his “clean arse” out of the Mbaas and things will never be the same again.
As one Barrack Muluka rightly pens on Standard, the VP has spent four years fawning himself with the Kikuyu and Kalenjin communities in the most selfish and despicable tact of opportunism.
Kalonzo with ego the size of Sudan believes he is entitled to become Kenya’s President with the cheapest effort. While most politicians are liars, Musyoka is in a league of his own in terms of intellectual dishonesty. He stands for nothing and spares no moment to say or do anything however unconvincing to gain political mileage. The irony of it is that his charades have become monotonous and quite obvious to any Kindergarten brain let alone an awakened nation.
Kalonzo is the greatest beneficiary of 2007/8 election fiasco and shamefully banked to reap again from the Hague trials. He has been joyriding in the Grand Coalition, thriving at best by fuelling discord between the two Principals. He connived at every turn of nation’s critical stance be it on Mau restoration, ICC or the new constitution.
Kalonzo has zero interest in a nation called Kenya & the future we are crafting under the new constitution. He is bankrupt of ideas and has no conviction on any agenda to articulate before the public. He has neither the organization nor strategy that befits a serious Presidential contender. He is a joy-rider, period.
His own Wiper Democratic Party has no use to him and he does not pretend otherwise. His is all about waiting in the wings to be “toshad” to State house by Gema and Kalenjin mercenaries in the anti-Odinga scheme. Given a microphone Kalonzo only talks Raila besides flattering his anticipated benefactors i.e. the Ocampo fugitives.
Love or loathe him but someone like Ruto is authentic about his beliefs (I mean propaganda) and propagates them saliently. He said NO when he meant NO to the constitution. Compare this with watermelon theatrics of Kalonzo!
As wahenga stated “Njia ya muongo ni fupi”.
Things are elephant for the son of Tseikuru in G7 alliance and this is just the beginning. He is on road to Damascus and worst of all, he has no where else to go outside this camp. That is why he has no choice but to endure further humiliation playing sycophant. That is what the media is reporting about his plea to Kibaki to help him hang on to the outfit. Bure kabisa!
I don’t presume that Kalonzo’s tribulations will automatically benefit my favourite presidential candidate. However like most Kenyans, I take delight that one dubious character is stuck in a web of his making.
An emerging lesson for Hon Musyoka; Bullshit will only get you so far!
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Mr. ‘Kaplich Barsito’, what a fake name! How much have you been paid to destroy this God fearing man, Dr. Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka?? No matter how much bad things you say about him, we will not stop loving and supporting him. And note this, one day, he will be the president of Kenya.