The chick was nabbed in the underground with a fake ticket
A mixture of bad luck, bad judgment and sheer carelessness may have led to the arrest of a paperless Kenya-Stockholm chick who is currently in police custody awaiting deportation to Kenya. The girl, known in the Kenya-Stockholm underworld as “Toksique” was arrested in the subway last Saturday as she allegedly travelled with a ticket for underage kids. It is said that she was on her way to Skarpnäck to attend a Party when she was nabbed.
When a ticket officer asked her how old she was, she said she was sixteen but the control team became suspicious because she seemed like someone who had cleared more than 16 calendars on planet earth. To be sure, and as a matter of procedure, the Officers asked for her ID. In the process of investigating her, the team discovered that Toksique had three different ID cards in her purse stating different ages and different identities. The control team then decided to call police who arrived in minutes and after they were updated about Toksique’s circumstances, they took her into custody for further inquiry.
According to investigations by KISS agents who have been following the case as a matter of “national interest”, Toksique was subjected to further investigations at the police station where it was discovered that she sought asylum in Sweden three years ago before her case was dismissed, forcing her into the underground. In other words, she was on the “Wanted List” of Immigration police because when her case was dismissed, she was automatically listed for deportation.
Toksique may have been unlucky because the ticket control team is normally very rare to come by in the underground trains because SL, the company that maintains the underground, is investing more on new machines at entry points that prevent commuters from entering the station without tickets. This development has reduced the number of ticket control teams tremendously because the machines have been very successful.
The Kenyan chick seem to have had bad judgment because in her situation, the last mistake is to commute in the subway without a valid ticket. She may have gotten away with the underage ticket before but there is always a last day for anything. Some Kenyans who know her have told KSB that Toksique was careless because since she had a job, she could have just been purchasing a ticket as part of her safety precautions.
Whatever the case, she is now facing deportation and it is very unlikely that an intervention can stop the process because of her difficult circumstances. The police regard her as a wanted person who has broken the law by faking her age to use an underage ticket and being in procession of several IDs belonging to other people.
In the meantime, another paperless Kenyan chick is in custody “after being sold” by a fellow Kenyan chick who wanted her deported to Kenya. The two have had long running battles about unspecified issues.
An agent hinted that the problems between the two friends reached a climax when the paperless chick started eying her friend’s boyfriend to explore possibilities of luring him into a trap with her precious goods as a way of making Mapepe. When her friend discovered her moves, she became furious and began the process of getting her deported. She tipped police who picked her up easily from an address in Stockholm city.
Okoth Osewe
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Is “Toksique” equal to “Toxic”? Stupid woman should have bought a full price commuter ticket. A paperless person should not take such careless risks. Maybe she’s just a mean person not ready to part with cash.
ungeweka majina yao ili tuweze kuwafahamu mzuri
Honestly if you are working and you are papperless why risk that much? Huyu alishikwa na machezo, wacha apelekwe home then maybe she can learn something. It’s understandable if she was’nt working and depending on her host, and its also understandable if the host could not provide the cash for the tkt since this country can be hell sometimes, cash in the same week all cash out. Poor girl Bon voyage hope you saved some coz kenya is sure tough and 3 yrs is quite sometime.
I KNOW A COUPLE OF KENYAN WOMEN WHO WANT THEIR COUSINS TO BE DEPORTED!!!!!
(am talking about REAL cousin).
kwanini wakeya wanawivu??? no wonder akuna maendeleo Africa.
Shame on you all
i just want to ask more about all of you who always comment negative things about others,,,what is your business even if those ladies are deported are they going to your homes ama they will go n enjoy ua savings there????????? shame on you its their life!!!!!!!!
The name reeks of malice, to start with. We know a great number of Africans,Russians, Chinese and Asians roam the first world streets without being challenged. The manthra is to keep out of trouble – breaking traffic laws, showing off attracting undue attention in pubs/hotels, noise making/fighting in public places, and above all producing a fake paper on demand. Now we also know it’s better to keep away from other people’s wives, husbands, boy/girlfriends. I bet Toksique will be somewhere else once arriving in Kenya deported. Good luck, Toksique. Oh, I forgot something, you are cute! Pole sana for your troubles!
Very unfortunate for this girl,but i would like to put it like this that in every country there are rules and regulation that govern it.This is a girl who is either ignorant off small impotant things or is just mis-adviced that its jut better to cheat on the system and get away with it.I like africans but you guys are slow to understand the most small important things in life.Well incase you are deported dont hold it against the swedes,we have rules,good luck.
lisa, it depends on what the “real cousin” has done. Maybe not worth having somebody around to mess u more
she wanted to return home cheaply no paying for plane ticket.otherwise how do you explain the silly move
@ BIMBO
the real cousin wanst involved in anyones business, if you help a relative come abroad and then try to miss use him , talking mavi about him, checking his emails and phone calls, hiding his documents, try to plant drungs on him so the swedes can send him nyumbani!!!
The man wants to be successful and take care of his family back home!
PS. i must admit, some cousins are real mzigo, lakini usisahau what goes around comes around!
****dont forget to buy a ticket if youre paperess****
funny!!!!!!!!!!very funny! @bimbo! what do you mean by “having somebody around”? kwani hapa ni kwako? shame on you!
jinga3 u just sound like the jinga u have written. Read my sentence again to understand what lisa has now explained on #10.
jinga3 a Kenyan woman once deported her son and another man deported his son and daughter. Stop kuingilia wengine coz all have an opinion. Wewe huku ni kwako? Hujui shida gani iko between people.As we speak another Kenyan man atarudisha his sista soon juu ameshindwa na mambo yake ya barabara.Go save her.
WHO REALLY CARES!!!
@ jinga3 #12, you do have a point there!!
@ Bimbo, kweli wewe ni bimbo, just like a bimbo:))))
@ jellyfish, you sound guilty sana, kwani you deported your relative LMFAO!! and how did you know about what you wrote???? kwani wewe ni VOK/KBC of Sweden????
Jag älskar KBS
Lisa before you payuka payuka you need to know the whole story, that is one side and you will be surprised if you knew the TRUTH. So usiingililie maneno usiyoyajua, what you know is what we call cheap gossip so you and your crew should stop trashing an innocent family and while you are at it mind your own business. Yes africa will never develop because of people like you, small minded and very IGNORANT. Danke schon!
lisa as written by #15 you are just as ignorant as you sound.
sounds soo sweet,,,,, for lisa 2 comment as if you this lady who is paperless ..yet uaself u r paperless n u aint ashamed,, plz u a jus a cheap bitch n u should b shameful n b careful ua day is coming .
jus watch,,n again as said 15th clause u don know wat da matter btwn da cousins,,isnt ua business .n seems uave been a burden to majirani who brought u hea ,,,disgusting woman!!!!!!!!
@15 I KNOW THE WHOLE STORY AND THE PEOPLE INCLUDED!!
and i am the only person who thinks its wrong selling your own blood or fellow kenyan to the government for deportation.
My so called “little crew” know enough about the matter!
And you should know that Africa(KENYA) will never develop with people like you who are evil minded!
* by the way, i have mapepe and i would be happy if every kenyan in Sweden had them. Kumbaff wewe
@ngao, is that all????
@POKO, shut your dirty mouth and watch your ugly self! how did the swedes gave you entrance to this country??? remember old habits die hard. Calling me a bitch tells me that youre one of them and earning a living being one :)
And as far as mapepe, soma what i wrote for your partner in crime above! I can give your whole family mapep. if they need some ata wewe pia:)
I guess i know who you are :)))))))))) read what you wrote, you just gave me a HINT. aiiii jamani. wee una wivu sana, uku sio kwenyu! you smell anyway, maybe its about time to do something about that instead of calling watu malaya. I will see you around.
**** we should help each other not hate each other*****
bring it on
My (plus my family’s) conscience is very clean thank you, I cannot stress this enough, you take it or leave it, shauri yako but get your facts right! I’ll give you some words of advise, in future you need to analyse some stuff before believing them, a very simple concept which will help you keep off unnecessary resentment towards others. You can write paragraphs and paragraphs about this issue and how evil minded we are but the fact remains those are just baseless accusations, infact some of them don’t even make sense, that is if you have sound practical sense. I would not wish to have my worst enemy deported let alone my own blood, what for?
And before I forget, did your holier than thou self do anything about what the person confided in you or did it just end up on the gossip column? Human rights violations are taken seriously in Sweden you know. I’m not going to bring anything on, not starting a war here, in fact this is the last post from me to you regarding this issue, which had already gone with the wind btw until you brought it up.You are free to shout to the whole world how evil minded we are but that will not stop me or my family from getting on with our lives, you’re that insignificant.
No need for cheap insults, and for your information I have no issue if you have papers or not, that is not my business.
@19 thats what i thought about you anyway, evil minded and akili ndogo.
Your last post is kinda different than #15, to me you sound like you feel sorry or guilty!! i dont care about you or your family so please stop explaining yourself.
keep your skelotons kwa nyumba yako honey, saidia watu wapate mapepes
its sad when people just want to make a better life for themselves and it ends up this way. I just hope God is with them and help them carry on without hardship.
Badala mutukanane someni Osewe’s Survival Manual in the Underground World. If you are paperless, watch your back!
@ hosidi, ero kamano!