President Barack Obama has officially requested KSB to send warm Easter greetings to all our esteemed readers. We take this opportunity to thank the President of the United States for having used KSB to convey his Easter message to all people of the world who are also KSB readers.
Blessed is the President who loves people and think of others. President Barack Obama deserve blessings from God regardless of those few who are envy on his job but who are they before God? In God there is no boundaries his mercy and blessings endures for ever.God bless him!
Akhonya, presi obama does not like people , like most us presi he baths in blood and has akilling instinct, sending drown to kill women and children because of oil in Libya? Obama is obsolutly a house nigger and he should not be allowed the second term in office, Cinton was best he took his frustration by womanizing and killed less during his term.
Barack Obama’s Limo “The Beast” Gets stuck in Dublin
(CBS) – Well, this is embarrassing. President Obama was on his way to what was no doubt an important meeting in Ireland, when the presidential limo got stuck on a ramp. What followed is a nice reminder than everyone – even the president of the United States – is a victim of the whims of fate.
The presidential limo – also known as “The Beast” – is basically what an APC designed by Cadillac would look like. But even Cadillac One is no match for an odd angle. According to BBC News, “A witness said that as it drove out, the car appeared to get its low underbelly caught on a piece of metal sticking up that a gate might lock into.”
Fortunately, the limo was not carrying the President at the time (he and the First Lady were in a different car.) Unfortunately, The Beast had to be put down. (Not really.)
US President Barack Obama released his birth certificate bringing to an end a discussion that has dominated the US media channels for several days. In releasing the document, the President said the constant requests for the document had become a political “sideshow”.
The request for the document was made on the President’s behalf by his attorneys in Washington DC.
The surprise release follows recent and sustained remarks by businessman Donald Trump, among others, that raised doubts as to whether the president was born in the United States.
President Kibaki vs Bill Gates
Bill Gates: Jambo! you must have heard of Windows.
kibaki: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates: Have you installed Windows at home?
kibaki: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.
Gates (Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
kibaki: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates (Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in Kenya.
Kibaki: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates: By the year 2012 kenya should export computer chips.
kibaki: We are already exporting Muhogo Chips.
Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
kibaki: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates (Sweating Heavily): The Prime Minister knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
kibaki: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in Changaa fomart
Gates (Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Kibaki: I have exhausted all my leave.
Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Kibaki: BITE? I believe in power sharing. I will not bite.
Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). “Windows is restarting. Please wait………….”
Blessed is the President who loves people and think of others. President Barack Obama deserve blessings from God regardless of those few who are envy on his job but who are they before God? In God there is no boundaries his mercy and blessings endures for ever.God bless him!
Akhonya, presi obama does not like people , like most us presi he baths in blood and has akilling instinct, sending drown to kill women and children because of oil in Libya? Obama is obsolutly a house nigger and he should not be allowed the second term in office, Cinton was best he took his frustration by womanizing and killed less during his term.
Barack Obama’s Limo “The Beast” Gets stuck in Dublin
(CBS) – Well, this is embarrassing. President Obama was on his way to what was no doubt an important meeting in Ireland, when the presidential limo got stuck on a ramp. What followed is a nice reminder than everyone – even the president of the United States – is a victim of the whims of fate.
The presidential limo – also known as “The Beast” – is basically what an APC designed by Cadillac would look like. But even Cadillac One is no match for an odd angle. According to BBC News, “A witness said that as it drove out, the car appeared to get its low underbelly caught on a piece of metal sticking up that a gate might lock into.”
Fortunately, the limo was not carrying the President at the time (he and the First Lady were in a different car.) Unfortunately, The Beast had to be put down. (Not really.)
Obama releases birth certificate
US President Barack Obama released his birth certificate bringing to an end a discussion that has dominated the US media channels for several days. In releasing the document, the President said the constant requests for the document had become a political “sideshow”.
The request for the document was made on the President’s behalf by his attorneys in Washington DC.
The surprise release follows recent and sustained remarks by businessman Donald Trump, among others, that raised doubts as to whether the president was born in the United States.