April 4, 2026

12 thoughts on “Special Edition: Millionaire Barbz on the Carpet

  1. Lol, lol and lol! Talk of a deer caught in the headlights. Reminds me of a Hollywood celebrity dogding questions.

  2. [Me]
    I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
    Buy all of the things I never had
    Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
    Smiling next to BARBZ and the Queen

    [Chorus]
    Oh every time I close my eyes
    I see my name in shining lights
    A different city every night oh
    I swear the world better prepare
    For when I’m a billionaire

    [Me]
    Yeah I would have a life like BARBZ
    I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
    Give Me a wish list
    I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
    And adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had sh-t
    Give away a few Kronas like here lady have this
    And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
    Its been a couple months since I’ve single so
    You can call me So So minus the Ho Ho
    Get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where BARBZ been
    And damn sure do a lot more than she did
    Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
    Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

  3. Dear Barbz,

    I am a desperate, paperless Kenyan man willing to help you with household chores in exchange for a fee. I’ll be humble and loyal to you if granted this service. I shall not gossip but resort to zipping my mouth shut and minding my own business as I blow the dust off your expensive plasma TV. I shall lie low like an envelope and serve you with diligence: a servant is to be seen and not be heard.

    I shall cherish being your Butler, serving you the best of your most expensive champagne (Dom Perignon White Gold Jeroboam at $40,000 per bottle and Pernod-Ricard Perrier-Jouet at $50,000). However, nothing beats your century old collection of the Shipwrecked 1907 Heidsieck Champagne at $275,000 per bottle.

    Mighty Barbz, even though I cannot afford your 1500 Kronor per glass champagne drinks, I am ready to vacuum clean your great apartment that I understand has got gold-plated water taps and state of the art electronics. I would make sure you sleep soundly in your most recent acquisition of the world’s most expensive bed – the Magnetic Floating Bed at $1.6 million (which replaced your former one year old bed – the Jado Steel Style Gold Bed valued at $676,550, equipped with a DVD player and Bose sound system, Blu-ray player, Playstation 3, a foldaway plasma television coated in gold and can even be connected to the Internet). Thanks to your kind heart, you donated this used bed to another paperless Kenya-Stockholmer. You really have a golden heart.

    I will stop showering you with praises and remain on my knees praying that you will consider my humble request to serve thee, the Goddess Millionaire of Kenya-Stockholm. Oh Mighty Millionaire Barbz, “May thine eyes be open unto the supplication of thy servant”. Please reply through KSB.

    Your Faithful Servant

    KSB: If we go by yr account, you seem to be having an “insider” knowledge of Barbz’s dwelling place. May be, you need to join our agency so that we can work togatha. Keep us posted.

  4. Am surprised Barbz still has space at KSB to discuss her fantasies. Could someone please explain how the Kenyan football team stores all the sponsorship cash received to promote the club?

    KSB: On the contrary, it is KSB readers who have been pestering the Editorial Board to get Barbz to answer the questions posed. KSB is open to both constructive and fun storos so just get yr fill and hope that the Kingdom comes soon.

  5. “By the time she was arrested and taken into police custody, Barbz had conned a Swedish man a total of 101.000 Kr which she has been instructed to pay by a Swedish court sitting in Stockholm city. The money was transferred to Barbz through several transactions which were also well documented by the Swede. Investigations by KSB reveal that although Barbz admitted in court of having taken money from the Swede, she denied wrong doing. The money was received as “loans” by Barbz who promised to repay using her vast resources in Mombasa, Kenya. Between June and July this year, Barbz signed a total of ten documents entering into financial transactions with the Swede who says that he believed that Barbz had money and that she could repay the loans.”
    http://kenyastockholm.com/2009/09/21/how-millionare-barbz-conned-swedish-jungu/

    KSB: True to form, we always get to the bottom of the matter, both in good and bad times.

  6. In all cities and towns, there will be found a super clown:-
    Iraq had Bagdad Bob and in Kenya-Stockholm we have Barbz. Funny how their names begin with a B! Having said that, Barbz stories should be retired as they do not add any value any more. funny no, pathetic absolutely.

  7. Tricksters have the appearance of goodness that enables them to take advantage of others, taking all they can get, legally or illegally. These folks live through their possessions and material wealth means a great deal to them, although they may affect a humble, self-effacing attitude.

    It is not the mugger in the alley or other obvious shady characters we need to fear, for we have learned their ways. Disguised with charming manners and a smiling countenance, real danger lurks in an overly solitious new acquaintance who offers friendship easily . . . and just as easily withdraws it.

    Tricksters have two faces – one that smiles when we are helping to further their agenda, and another that turns cold when we can no longer support their projects or need financial help ourselves.

    The following identifying markers will help alert people to the presence of “Tricksters”:

    Being insecure, yet proud, they will talk badly about other people, trying to get you to agree. They recount stories of personal success, but are stingy with praise for others.

    Most of their waking hours are consumed with schemes for making money with the least amount of effort.

    They have few, if any, real friends. These people are afraid to get close to anyone they can’t completely control, for fear their deceptive nature will be uncovered. It may seem they are offering friendship and help, but it is only a mirage, acted out to gain one’s confidence. Does confidence/con-man ring a bell?

    They are excellent self-promoters, and have an exaggerated sense of their place in the eternal plan . . . delusions of Grandeur . . . and believe their calling is above that of others.

    Except for sarcastic wit and put-down jokes, they lack a sense of humor, and almost never laugh at themselves.

    They concentrate great energy on presenting an image of competence. Everything is done for show and the admiration of others. Their homes feel cold and empty, even when decorated with expensive art and creative furnishings.

    Their most miserable moments are when they are low on cash and their happiest are those spent with newly acquired possessions or money itself.

    They love to talk, but only listen to find personal weaknesses or flaws in those with whom they converse, which can be used to their advantage at some future time, i.e., blackmail.

    They lie, or tell half-truths, and evade direct questions.

    They “lure” people into money making schemes and partnerships to separate them from their money, and are adept at discarding folks who are no longer useful to them or have been sucked dry.

    They use relatives and friends to do work they would otherwise have to pay professionals for.

    They are cold, calculating, litigious, and rarely accept responsibility for failure. They act from their mindless ambition, seldom from their heart.

    You can never trust them completely. They wear you out, mentally and emotionally with plans, schemes, gossip, and inside information.

    You can’t relax around them as they are never truly happy or relaxed themselves, and always have a new “trick” or moneymaking project up their sleeves.

  8. @poodle..wow..this analysis is very impressive and has so much truth….reading it its like showing a mirror to this woman.

  9. Proverbs 13:7: “One person pretends to be rich, yet has nothing; another pretends to be poor, yet has great wealth.”

    Don’t be a great pretender, pretending that you’re doing well when you only look the part.

  10. Barbz has still not yet paid her penalty to the Kronofogden. She is not following the Swedish Court.

    KSB: Christer, we thought this case was over. Do you have any proof of the accusations you level against Barbs?

    1. Se attached files./Users/Vasastierna/Desktop/IMG_20150822_0001.pdf/Users/Vasastierna/Desktop/IMG_20150822_0002.pdf

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