
Tiger Woods has just communicated to KSB saying that he has an important message to all men across the world. He is using every media available to him to pass the message and KSB has decided to help!
My fellow male compatriots, there are some things I have learnt over the years which I wish to share with you. They are the following:
1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home.
2. It’s important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.
3. It’s important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.
4. It’s important to have a woman who has a job.
5. It’s important to have a woman who likes you.
6. It’s important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
7. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
8. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn’t lie to you.
9. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed.
10. It’s very, very important that these nine women do not know each other
Sincerely,
T. Woods
These points have been approved by Nike