A young Kenyan woman is said to be undergoing psycho-therapy after she escaped death narrowly by dashing out of an apartment block to flee from a charged knife-wielding woman colleague whom she had apparently disagreed with. Before the attack, the two women were sighted at Lilla Nairobi where Vumbi Dekula Band was helping his fans “shake beef” on the floor as others took it easy with vinyuaji on the tables.
“There was no indication that the two women had any problem with each other”, a Kenyan who was at the drinking hole told KSB. An eye witness told KSB that the attacking woman “may have taken one too many” but that when she jumped on the dance floor to shake stuff, she was very focused and teased men who appeared to have been falling for her. She is said to be having a lot of experience “in getting men to be interested” before taking control of their minds as they begin to think with their dangling equipments.
A guy is said to have began emptying his wallet to buy expensive drinks soon after the chick surprised her on the dance floor by talking to him enthusiastically and gently squeezing him against her chesticles in a way that suggested that the dude could get some rolling assignment in her bedroom “tonight” before they wake up to a thick breakfast!
What eventually did the trick on the floor was when the chick is reported to have slowly and systematically transferred the dude’s hands from her waist to her bosom, the ultimate soft location where men’s fingers are known to get to work like an automated machine. In fact, the boy was rescued by a sympathizer when he ran out of “software cash” in the wallet and pulled his Nordea credit card to begin getting into real-time debt with the hope of consuming the goods he had only been in contact with by “scratching the surface”. The sympathizer is reported to have told the boy to “take it easy” with the woman because many men “had lost it” after they tried to catch her.
In the end, the woman picked another Kenyan dude and hooked his attention by simply unzipping his jeans trouser and back in a quick moment that was only witnessed by a few hawk-eyed revelers in the dimly-lit dance floor. Predictably, the Kenyan appeared to have been reading the signals because when Little Nairobi closed down after boogie, the woman proposed to the dude and other Kenyan contacts that they make an extension party at her apartment just a few minutes train ride from the city center.
Part of the crowd which followed her to the apartment was the woman who was attacked, the lucky Kenyan dude she had finally focused on, another Kenyan woman who works at Arlanda International Airport and a guy who hanged on for the fun of it. The agenda was that the group enjoy the extension Party until the wee hours when they could decide on what they wanted to do next. Everybody was happy so the group took the surface train which zoomed them to the station where the woman stays.
Once they got inside the apartment, it is not known what happened next. What is certain is that an argument between the woman host and another woman soon erupted as others looked on in total disbelief. Suddenly, the woman host was pushed by her rival, prompting her to dash for the kitchen. When she returned, she was wielding a huge sharp knife with her eyes “on the target” while it is said that she was charging towards the woman like a fierceless warrior bequeathed with the power to kill.
When her opponent made her calculations as she challenged her with the knife, the opponent dropped the argument and decided to run for dear life. All the two men who were in the room are said to have panicked because while the knife move took them by surprise, the woman looked like she had decided to send her opponent to the next world within the shortest time possible.
Luckily, the woman opponent managed to locate the direction of the door just on time to get herself out and into the lift as her attacker engaged in hot pursuit. Unable to think about what to do in the face of imminent death, the woman opponent began to knock on doors of neighbors, shouting for help well past mid night.
The woman opponent is said to have been so scared that when she fled the flat, she had no time to pick up her hand bag and jacket. Her mobile phone was still in her hand bag so she could not call police for help and this is why she resorted to calling for neighbors to help as she also began to freeze in one of the coldest winters known to have struck Sweden in recent history.
Fortunately, her attacker is well known to the neighbors who accused her of creating a lot of drama in the flat since she moved in a few months ago. The neighbors said that the police had been called to intervene at the flat on at least six separate occasions within a very short time. They sided with the Kenyan woman who was under attack and one of them did manage to call police who arrived in a matter of minutes. After the woman narrated her ordeal, the police entered the flat and helped her to collect her hand bag and jacket which had been detained by the woman.
The police then took statements from the two sides and left the scene. Agents investigating the case say that the case may go to court because the woman who was under attack is said to be very bitter because of the experience she underwent especially when she was being chased with a knife. The storo has surprised Kenyans who know the attacker because she doesn’t seem to be a violent woman who could fetch a knife to try and kill someone. The incident is part of mavituko in Kenya Stockholm.
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I guess we need more concrete facts about this story !
The material is not elaborative, factual sounding, and a little bit of a hearsay !!!
Kweli wakenya wana vituko.Wanaume pia wasidhani kushika shika mwanamke inamaanisha kuvuliwa chupi.Hii ni matokeo ya pombe nyingi bila mpango!!
Osewe, another medal for you because your storos leave me laughing loudly and my work coliges think am crazy.I have read this twice now and wonder who this knife-crazy woman is.It must have been tragic and dramatic for the other woman victim.The knife warrior needs to check into the local Mathare mental ward.
Why did the women have to argue, push each other then one end up with a long kitchen knife? people need to control their drinking and such a woman should stop teasing men because one of these days,she will invite a tough guy who will rape her.
I propose a serious prayer this Spring to be held by all the Kenyan church leaders for our community. We are a mini Sodom and Gomorrah with horrible things happening among us. I pray that may God help some of us who are full of hate, vengeance and idleness to an extent that they think sleeping with a woman or man the first time they meet is the only way out. Violence should also be controlled because rushing with a knife at another person is wrong. Controlling alchohol consumption is very important to reduce violence.
Waithera !
Are you really mad ???
I would rather stop eating than stop drinking alcohol !
Sometimes I wear a helmet in bars to protect me from head injuries. I recomend this to all drinkers !
Long live the drinking habit !
Hapana kunywa pombe kama kubaff. We are going to spoil own reputation in the Mzunguland and home is very far away.
Ukweli wa mambo, most women/girls who go unaccompanied to Lilla Nairobi are hookers. Guys, be careful what you are getting yourselves into. Not every woman is a hooker but most of them want to know how heavy is your pocket. By the way, can anyone give us a tip who is this wild lady who had a knife?
Most of the times we read stuff, we assume that they are true sometimes they are’nt.This storo as much as some facts could tally i must say there is alot of fabricated lies, this is a typical one sided story and in life there always is another side of the story. Being that i know the parties involve al say that the narrater has really spiced the story here sana, guys give the chick a break.
Msema ukweli, there is not a single lie or fabrication in this story.I know the chick who faced the knife-wielding woman and that was a horrible experience.She is not a liar and I give Osewe credit for the balanced and accurate narrative.There are so many bizzare things happening in Kenya-Stockholm and believe me, some sound like Jerry springer episodes, yet they are true.There are things brewing that when posted here by Osewe,the knife incident will be like a passing cloud.
What happened to the so called investigative journalism ethics, it is sad to see that people can buy this story, as much as I respect much of your work, “hapa nafikiri Bwana Osewe Umeloba” I am certain that you may know the two parties involved, the so called the “attacker” and the victim. For the sake credibility you should counter check both sides of the story instead of relying on one side hear say. As much some Kenyans may have liked your gossip column, please think of the repercussions that can build out of fabricated lies; this may amount to character assassinations. More over be aware that some people are so frustrated in their lives here in Stockholm, some are even homeless and therefore they feel aggravated more when they see some of their fellow Kenyans doing good in their lives hence they end up leashing their jealousy unknowing or knowingly due to their frustration hence causing harm to others.
KSB: You are missing the point. KSB is not a tabloid or a Weekly paper. It’s a personal blog. In simpler terms, it is my “personal diary” on the net (web-log = blog) and I don’t really know why people come here to read my private stuff then they begin to attack me about journalism. Don’t I have the right to personal privacy in the net? whatever is published here is my personal business and whatever is true or false is my personal problem because this is my personal space and my writing here is protected under the freedom of expression act. When did people begin to read other people’s personal diaries then they tell them how to write those diaries and blah blah blah? Wacha uchokozi.
I met the woman who was being attacked with the knife and I can only blame the whole incident on excessive alchohol consumption without control, leading to extreme reactions.Alchohol does wonders even to the very best of people in society.The woman who wielded the knife is so decent before excessive drinking.The heavy boozing led her to invite the men to her apartment and only realized very late when sobering up that she had nothing to offer them.She was already so drank at Lilla Nairobi giving men the greenlight with her sexy hip-swinging moves.If you meet her sober she is very calm and would not do such silly things.
12.I met the woman who was being attacked with the knife and I can only blame the whole incident on excessive alchohol consumption without control, leading to extreme reactions.Alchohol does wonders even to the very best of people in society.The woman who wielded the knife is so decent before excessive drinking.The heavy boozing led her to invite the men to her apartment and only realized very late when sobering up that she had nothing to offer them.She was already so drank at Lilla Nairobi giving men the greenlight with her sexy hip-swinging moves.If you meet her sober she is very calm and would not do such silly things.
Osewe ambia huyo mchokozi kenyaone ukweli.The person can also open a blog and write stuff.It is clear this person doesn’t even know the basics of journalism given the emotions whipped in the comment with additional info not concerned with the knife incident.All the people who were present during the incident are doing generally well in sweden.I have full info on what took place and it has nothing to do with somebody being jealous.I fully agree with those who blame excessive drinking of alcohol because the woman attacker is normally a nice person when sober.
I’m not surprised that hearsay evidence has preoccupied the minds of Kenyans, and of course found it’s way into KSB. From ‘Barbs the millionaire, to Kenyan party fights, deportations, and now this! Anyway,it would be indeed fair and honest enough to dwell on facts before hastily jumping into conclusions and write exaggerated journals. In fact, we all do have the right to admit and expel anyone in our houses, apartments or any area of one’s authorized jurisdiction.
Kudos to the host, the owner of the apartment for displaying courage and valour to fish out disgruntled elements, especially those who are maliciously dangerous and sick. However,(to the host) be careful of the shenanigans masquerading as your pals!
KSB: Steve, as you will note, your comment has been editetd because of unsubstanciated claims. Please, do not character assassinate people at KSB in the name of comments. It will not be allowed. Secondly, stop spreading rumours and gossip about people mentioned in storos at KSB. Lastly, click on KSB’s FAQ and read the disclaimer.
I almost cracked my ribs open with laughter at Alice Bar last night when I was given the identity of the knife-wielding woman.There are many psychos in Stockholm – the walking dead.Using a knife to kick out somebody that she willingly invited to her place just shows how mentally disturbed she is.
According to the story the hostess was pushed by the woman she later used a knife to chase out of her apartment. What about calling cops so that she could be evicted? The knife angle was abnormal. I wonder also why Osewe is being attacked for writing stories given to him. It is because these stories are juicy when they do not involve one at a given time.But They are nasty when one is a newsmaker and as one reads, knows clealry that they were involved yet their names are not mentioned.This is how the knife-attacker feels—sleepless winter nights walking feeling paranoid and lonely. Stocky is funny because from now onwards, she will be known as “MAMA KISU”.
We can remix her name from mama kisu to mkisu nearly sounding like mgisu.maybe theres a connection if you dig deeper….Hahaha! Beware of MKISU!
Steve Modise K……. zako (f###k off). Am privy to the A-Z of what occurred and it is unfortunate you are counter reacting by attacking Osewe who only posts what he hears or is told.
The woman attacker was stupidly drank as witnessed by those who were with her the whole day. By the time she was at Lilla Nairobi she was out of control. You seem to be defending her yet before the woman in question (knife victim) there was a man whom she had longed to meet and had given positive signals to, both at Lilla Nairobi and later at her apartment. A sober, smart woman would not do dirty dancing with a manb she has nothing in common with, let alone inviting him to her home.
Unfortunately she did both and later when the man realized that weeding through her holy shrine was not part of the deal, hell broke loose. The woman whom she chased with a knife was therefore not the key focus in this long-winding story. She only intervened to ask the attacker why she could not cool down. Those who think this is a lie and a one-sided story know nothing at all. They should keep Osewe out of these unfounded attacks!
Twajuwa waliobeba kisu kwa wenzao ni wengi.Mwaka jana kijana Mkenya alifanya hivyo kwa mwenziwe hadharani juu ya hasira bila sababu.
Kumbe this is a tru storo.mkisu or mama kisu was so drank she invited home a man coz she was full of manyege and later changed and attacked another woman who had no mambo with ha.kweli hutyu mama is manoma kabisa.manyege na pombe neva wak.kubaff mama kisu!!! we no u!!!
Mama kisu ni noma kabisa.kisu mbeele bila calling piolis.what do we think as kenyuans? mlevi wa hali ya juu huyu mama and we must be careful if she lyes ambout it.sjhe is wild and we know her.no knife brings jastis and we cud read this in mentro newspepa if she rellry used dthe knaiff. mama wazimu and agree she shud mbe in metal hosi.wakenya wawe chonjo with her,
haaa haaaaaaaa haaaaa heeeeeeeeeeee hjaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa heeeeee haaaaaa hooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! vituko vya Stockholm will never end. A knife on others?? That/s the lowest u haveve red at ksmb.Ngai fafaaaaaaaaaaaa! where are we going to if our on sista can use kisu to chase peepl she invited home. jinga kabisa nd no wat others say will mata.she was wrong to use a kjnife yet polis wako!
the snow is slowly melting and kenyastocki imeanza kuamuka, but pls mambo ya violence tuache. huyu mama tumuite “dagger woman”. never thot storo was truely in the beginging
Ref: Comment No. 11
1) KSB is not just a personal dairy, but too business venture which has excaped declaration on tax papers for a long time. Those charges for sms and advert are qualified under taxable income.
2) Freedom of expression also has responsibility aspect that you seem not willing to acknowledge. If the description can fit beyond reasonable doubts on an individual and the gossip can be classified as charactere assasination, then you can be held accountable.
KSB: As you will notice, yr post has been edited to remove crap but I will respond to credible issues you raise. You comment with matusi using the safe ground of anonymity while I use my ID so who is more responsible? The SMS I send to Wakenya is a service. If I want to convert it into business, I can do it. The difference is that it will be more expensive. If you want to be at peace with yourself, report that there is one Kenyan not paying taxes so that the service can be investigated. I will see if you are better than other stiff-necked fools who have done so to fight me and scored zero.
Sometimes they say that ignorence has no defence. All the adverts you see at KSB (posters and text) are FREE OF CHARGE because this, too, is a service. I could be charging 500kr per advert and just imagine how much quid I could be making! Check out with the advertisers and ask them how much they paid for them adverts so that you can be at peace with yourself. Sometimes, advertisers request “to pay something small” but I turn them down because KSB is not yet doing business.
As for freedom of expression and da da da, send mail to Aftonbladet, Expressen, DN and other Houses to be educated. The so called Kenya-stockholm scandals are nothing compared to daily scandals perpetrated by the Swedes. The case of the senior police officer who raped children is nothing compared to the kisu-wielding woman. Go through the murder cases, domestic violence, fraud by politicians using tax payer’s money and other dirt then question the journalists about freedom of expression before you come to puke crap at KSB. You write like an educated person but you seem to be uninformed.
Osewe I like the way u reply fools that don’t read KSB FAQs and shout character assasination,bad journalism on ur part and other useless terminology not worth KSB.Keep telling them and blast the jealous ones who think you are making millions of the kroner out of KSB.somebody added words heere seems he must have had an intimate relationship with mAMA kisu.
Mama Kisu has another scandal brewing. Kweli some Kenyans are noma.U c them walking yet wamekwisha.
Nimesikia mama kisu ana sabotage mama mwengine vibaya kabisa.
Wow!!!! this was noma kweli kufukuzwa na kisu.Huyu mama kisu must be wazimu.