Blame Attention on “Culture Shock”; Stockholm is Not Nairobi
The charming, elegant and physically appetizing Kipepeo has caused emotional bruises, cold sweat and dripping of tears as men of all status strive to woo her. Many have realized the game is not only exhausting but also time wasting with the process being a driller of holes in the wallet.
Many, as per the story, may have used huge sums on Kipepeo to try and catch her. What these dudes don’t know is that this could just be meager compared to what the chick enjoyed at home. In fact, the slippery nickname of Butterfly (Kipepeo) she has earned in Kenya-Stockholm can only be blamed on culture shock.
The reality is that a true Nairobian like her with her kind of charm must have won a lot of attention from Nairobi dudes who are ever ready to please such cute chicks with un-ending pumping of luxurious presents and treats. This is a trend among these Nairobian dudes and many of them do it for company, not with any ill intentions.
Most chicks who attend rave joints in Nairobi must attest to the fact that clubbing dudes are ever so generous to entice chicks to join their tables and just say un-touched farewell after clubbing. The ‘serious’ ones, especially the married and monied class, go to an extent of purchasing cars and houses for the so called cool chicks.
Kipepeo might have expected this kind of treatment or better options, considering that she was in ‘majuu’ as ulaya is commonly referred to here. It was therefore shocking, disappointing and, may be, annoying when she was confronted with a different set up and understanding.
To her, it’s just normal to be treated nicely with no intention of being taken home for ‘dinner’ or any serious stuff for that matter. If you just used a few kronas on her and felt betrayed – mmmhh, loosen your wallet and welcome to the world of nice guys.
The worst part is, by the time this cute sister realizes that majuu life is kabisa different, the line between serious dudes and players will be thin so she better wake up and smell the coffee! And nature has it that the bad guys always win and this could get her into a ‘chips funga’ situation.
For those in Stockie who are not familiar with the term “chips funga”, it’s that cheap chick/guy you pick somewhere just for one night ‘dinner’ and then `lenga’ their calls if they ever try to contact you. It’s just that simple. You get a ‘chips funga’, munch, enjoy and discard the wrappings.
Chips funga girl or dude could look pricey but could also bite like a cobra if over pleasured so you have to be careful and ensure that he or she keeps her distance after the meal is over and the evening is gone! In any case, who ever goes after the wrapping paper when the goodies have been taken or enjoyed? Kipepeo needs to tread carefully because Stockholm is not Nairobi.
Shiku Steve
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LOL Shiku: a good exmple you gave KSB readers on such Nairobi mamas and the culture shocks they get among Kenya-Stockholm men. A chips (or chips funga/take away) is the kind of woman who’s catching to the eye, but not necessarily the keeping type. They may be maintained as clandes, to provide the much needed strokage during those dry days. They’re also very good company to hang out with. They’re more up-town and not as loose. You can be seen with them bila having any worries (well, except if you’re hooked up!)
Chips funga – Some Nairobians have perfected the art of Chips funga, while many of us may think this means carrying home a parcel of fries you are sadly mistaken. Chips funga is the Nairobi slang term for take away. Oh! Sorry, that’s another slang term. It basically means one night stand. This means boy meets girl, girl likes boy, both imbibe drinks and enjoying some form of mating dance, girl invites boy back to place or vice versa. Boy is free to leave in the morning or vice versa. The chips funga phenomenon is nothing new although it has become more common with many even having regular chips that they funga ever so often. The chips funga business is quite risky not just because of sexually transmitted infections but because some people have been fleeced by the very chips they fungad.
There are so many hardened chips funga in Kenya-stockholm among men and women.Just hang around common pubs in Stockholm and chances are you will pick one for the remaining hours of the night.Men often end up paying cash to eat the chips.
Thanks Shiku for a good critique! Someone save this sweet kipepeo from disaster. Kenyan-Stockholmers are survivers and our resources not comparable to the clubbing men in NBI.The only majuu thing about Stocki is you get to use “Tunnelbana” that NBI lacks. She may change Strategy and go for the junguus and she might end up as Lilla Babs. I hear the junguus who are loaded have chanukad and are demanding “äktenskapsförord” especially when dealing with miros! My advise to kipepeo, Nairobi suits you better!
Haaa! Shiku,you are interesting! Chips funga? You have reminded me of I guy I meet some months ago. We had fun clubbing together without maneno mob.Till that one night he convinced me,we are headed somewhere together,and I opened the gate to my goodies. Its hard to believe that was the last time I heard of him. After reading this,its really annoying to emagine,he is some where comfortably narrating the story of his ‘chips funga’.That silly dude!
Kipepeo should watch her swinging hips. She might be swinging in the air as jamaas throw her as a wrapping of chips funga paper.My words to her-keep cool at a distance watch,study and attack. If you dont get anything interesting,then as your catcher (butterfly catcher) said,Nairobi suit you better.
@Wema-thanks for the song. I never heard of it before. Nairobians are really creative.
ati chips funga LOL……kumbe that’s what I was haiya Ok, got wiser.
Kipepeo needs to be chips fungwad to survive.she can be a side dish for some of our well known Kenya-Stockie sugar daddies who can reward her with pocket money and other goodies as she gets her way around.C’mon it’s winter and she needs some warmth too!!!!
chips funga ni lazima otherwise baridi itaumiza wasee na kipepeo.Nani hapendi Kenchic? Kipepeo hafanyi charity work kwa hivyo she needs to be wined and dined b4 being chipsed. Jamaa wavae the necessary juwala.
What I don’t understand is the kind of chick you guys have up there in stockholm. Supu girls like Kipepeo are common place here in Nai then one comes there and everybody seem to be rushing for her. Guys in stockie may be need to come back home for holidays and get some gal treatment. You might be shocked that Kipepeo is trailing.Are gals in stockie all that ugly. I am surprised because I pick chips funga who are cuter than Kipepeo all the time and there is not big deal. Guys in stockholm must either be sick or there is a serious shortage. Do the importation if the situation is all that desperate. Jinga nyinyi. Thats why baba call u mavi ya pumbaf.
Well said Bellabella. tell them again and again!
Chips funga used to be one but now am well settled nataka ma offer za nguvu and of course ma kenyans boyz cant afford here with all the billz so am sooo happy i dont get disturbed anymore…
At Sheila ans Yummy Mummy. Just forget what happenend and start enying the game. You can also funga some kwani? Sheila,opening the gate to your sweet cake does not gurantee you any good treatment. That dude must have choread you for quite long,ama still, could be you dint shake nicely.
I met a Kenyan chick in June who was probably looking for chips/funga for sure. I’m an american guy and she met me in my hotel bar. Took her shopping, but we had great time together. She definately knows how to treat a man. Met up with her again a few weeks ago, same storry, now she’s all I can think about, but like, poof, she’s gone, no cell phone, no nothing anymore. Problem is, I still can’t get her out of my mind. Bena, where are you baby?
Weri interesting…i agree with naimoto…chips funga must be wined and dined before being funguaad…its only fair esp if she’s a hottie x
Interesting piece. Though being in Nairobi at the moment I was kinda surprised at first that guys din get the ‘Chips funga’ thing. Till I realized twas a blog for Kenyans in the diaspora. Now it’s evolved…there’s chips combo deluxe, with ample toppings and complementary sauce, mustard…watever gets you going. :)