A cute fresh chick from homeland is creating a lot of tension among Kenya-Stockholm bachaleros who are jostling to lure her into their bed rooms to consume her newly arrived and “tempting to touch” goods. According to sources that are privy to underground dealings, the chick is said to be so beautiful that when she swings into sight, male animals of all descriptions – bachaleros, fathers, divorcees and other single elements floating around – begin to get mesmerized by her dazzling charms.
When she was first spotted passing across in a complicated swing to visit the ladies room at a joint in Stockholm, heads could be seen turning at a table that was crammed with male creatures as they began to talk in whispers, trying to establish her identity and status within the Kenya-Stockholm’s romantic hemisphere.
According to sources, the chick has now been nick-named Kipepeo while it has been established that she arrived from Kenya recently aboard a KLM flight. A bachalero who has been trying his luck, told KSB that when you think you have her patching on your laps, you soon realize that she is gone. This tendency is what has influenced the name “Kipepeo” (butterfly) which is reportedly very difficult to catch when it is patching on a plant with any potential catcher playing the role of the plant. The bachalero refused to go into detail.
The chick is said to have grown up in Nairobi and that she has all the features of a sophisticated urbanite well versed in fashion, Sheng and Party life. “She knows how to dress and when she is present, there is just no way you can miss her”, another bachalero told KSB on telephone.
The problem is that she understands that she is in high demand and that she is using her “irresistible charms” to create hopes in the minds of various candidates before melting away like ice cream in the mouth. A bachalero spent a fortune on her at a Stockholm location and when he thought he had her in the bag, he realized that she had slipped away without notice.
One feature that has been reported is that she does not make any commitments and plays at the “friendship level” but when you think you have her attention and you want to begin to enter into the next level, she melts before you even know it.
This behaviour has prompted some bachelors to begin thinking about a change of strategy because the old methods are not working. It looks like Stockholm bachaleros are not yet used to her Nairobi orientation because they have been away from home for too long. KSB has been told that what is most certain about her is that she does not look, speak or behave like a village girl from Nyalgunga.
There is tension among bachaleros because different rumours and dirty propaganda have been incorporated into the battle plan to catch her for long-term consumption. Some bachaleros are pumping her with all sorts of nasty propaganda to try and defeat their biggest competitors and in the process, anything goes, tempers are rising while tension is high to an extent that some Kenyan observers now fear that if the situation remains unchanged, Kenya-Stockholm may soon turn into another Afghanistan, the epicentre of terror wars.
For example, she was told by bachalero-X that bachalero-Y, who had been chasing her, is actually jobless while in another case, a bachalero told her that the guy she has been talking to is married with a kid in Stockholm whom he abandoned after his relationship collapsed because his wife found him cheating with another Kenyan lady who is also married.
In revenge, another dude told her that the guy who had taken her number is homeless and on welfare. The dude added that although the guy bought her some drinks, he was actually in kronofogden. When she inquired what that meant, she was gladly told that it’s the debt collection agency. She almost chocked with laughter!
The weapon of choice being used by the bachaleros is that they can help her manufacture mappepe although this is not selling as had been expected because she appears to be testing the economic powers of her possible suitors by stretching their wallets to the maximum to see how far they are ready to go in the process of looking for her goods and trying to penetrate into her holy shrine.
Another thing is that she also seems to be “gathering intelligence” from her reliable contacts about different bachaleros and the question is where she will eventually land and how the situation will develop. The game is reported to be very complicated.
Okoth Osewe
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If its the chic on tha foto, I understand the guyz going bananas! Nice Story from the Master.
This manyaki looks likes a real golddigger from Nairobi. Wazee be careful you don’t know her true colours. You might not be the first to meet her sorry. Take your time and time will tell.
Hot hot ……..atawapa washenzi wazimu………na badoooooooooooo
Lakini nyinyi mna akili au ?
Mwanamke ni mwanamke tu naye anaweza kupenda mtu hata kama huyo mtu hana pesa ! mpeni simu yangu basi ! na karatasi namtengenezea !
Bwana Osewe, i think It was wrong to bring this story here because what you say is not all true. u have added a lot of jumvi in this thing. This lady is genuinely looking for a soulmate but the way you put it, you blame the men and say that they are fighting. Naturally, there must be competition and thats all. the winner gets her.
stakeholder there is nothing wrong with Osewe’s story whether imeongezwa chumvi or not.It could be any womnan as long as no name is written,so let us enjoy the story without pointing fingers.wanaume wajitokeze kwa wingi washindane.
Competion is a very healthy game,and I dont think its a phisicall fight,if u read between the lines its all about competion,To the bachelours if u fight to hard and spend all u r money on her u will not get her ,she will end up to that guy who doesn tspend a coin on her,and more so watch out for that the outside beauty might not be the inside one,put on some protection,because UKIMWI ni mbaya.
i like the intrigues the chile is icing on the dudes…..sasa hio ni kama soap opera ya the young and the restless.KSB leta more….
let the rat race continue and may the best man win. that babe is hotter than the sun and knows how to twist the major Kenya-Stockholm Tigers at their own game. Huyu Sista awaonyeshe hawa jamaa coz we have missed new faces and drama for a while now. i understand she has left deep holes in many wallets.
New blood is needed in the otherwise dull luv scene in stocko. Does anyone one know where this chic frequents so we can have a glimpse of her? she could help empty some of my pockets (they are too heavy to carry……..
any way, give her time and she will come down to reality as all of us….
There was one time I saw vedeo clip of a chairman of some footboller in kenya crying; Quote (not very sure) kenyan dont like football they like sitting in bars and gossiping.when you did what you did with 1/4 nude of that lady we all like to comment.
This has given me some Ideas, why lady Hon mrs Muhindi would not like to throw party in her resedence , some gossipers after two for the road will start having funny ideas about her.
According to a recent research by the Steadman Group, the majority of Kenyan women are gold diggers. Of the 2,010 women interviewed, 81 per cent said they would only marry a rich man.
Urbandictionary.com defines a gold-digger as a man or woman who uses their sex appeal to get money from the opposite sex. The typical female gold-digger is an unapologetic, daring go-getter who knows exactly what she wants. She is ambitious and calculating and will stop at nothing to have her way.
That’s not to mention her designer shoes and other accessories. She knows presentation is important if she’s to nab the calibre of monied man she’s after. Nothing local is good enough for her.
These women know how to get the fine things in life, and like them or hate them, you have to give it to them for their ability to manipulate men.
So mr. butterflycatcher, go for her to help dig into ur wallet.
LOL! No money no honey. Some men seem to be spending wads of cash to get pussy. The should remember that women are creatures of vanity. You’ve got to feed their hunger before they feed yours.
Hey guys don’t complain, your wallets mean alot ama you get nothing from women. Money controls romance so 4get about love.
Remember the old adage…all that glitters is not gold…kizuri cha jiuza na kibaya cha tembeya…Akta wasee…
How life has changed after this story. Things can really fall apart!
Wapi….huyu chips funga amekwisha kabisa lakini jamaa wake wa zamani anaendelea vizuri.
this year there wasn’t such drama.
osewe , pliz tell that fucking nigger the one who reply nr.17 to kick his or her black ass from me.
na akanyangie mbali na maisha yangu
from,
cute kenyan chick.