The tectonic plates of the Kenya-Stockholm scandal-sphere has once again been shaken by a new “scandalquake” that measured 6.8 on Kenya-Stockholm vituko scale.
According to eye-witnesses who were at Vasa, the epicenter of the quake which erupted yesterday at 8.15 CET, several victims mainly from Kenya were rushed to hospital in ambulances after they were hit with shock debris following the eruption of the scandal while others were admitted at Karolinska hospital with serious cases of laughter chokes which doctors said, were not life threatening. Eye witnesses, who escaped with minor injuries, were treated and discharged.
The scene of the quake is reported to have been chaotic with beer bottles and glasses scattered within an area of 2 square meters, tables turned upside down while at least two chairs were reported to have been extensively damaged. The total cost of property damage was placed at 20.000 kr by the proprietor of the drinking hole.
According to KSB experts studying the scandal, another Kenyan beauty has check-mated a Swedish husband whom she has been trying to divorce for years and who is reported to have been in the engine room where her mapepe were manufactured a few years ago.
Tired of the Jungu, the Kenyan lassie slipped back to Kenya, stayed for six months and returned with a swollen tummy after being pumped by a Kenyan bull. The bull is reported to be waiting for mapepe in Kenya so that he can join his new wife in Stockhy. Experts have warned Wakenya not to discuss the scandal for fear of further injuries from “after-shocks”.
Reports say that the couple is currently discussing a divorce and that the Jungu is very upset because the quake came as a total surprise. KSB reporters who arrived at the scene following a tip-off found two Kenyans holding their chests with their hands because of pain caused by vichekesho. They could not talk to KSB because of “chest pains”.
Okoth Osewe
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