KISS Agents who have been working on “Project Black Kid” have code-named her Madam Changanya, a daring Kenyan girl who has perplexed readers in two countries, Finland and Sweden. She arrived in Finland about four years ago after a successful visa application which was engineered by a Kenyan Pastor in Stockholm. Changanya’s mother, who is understood to be a saved Christian, is a sister in Law to the Pastor and when the good Pastor noticed that Madam Changanya was wasting away in Kenya with nothing constructive happening in her life, the Pastor decided to “make ways” for her to come to Europe so that she could try her luck in the process of looking for greener pastures.
One day, the Pastor invited Changanya for a visit to Sweden. The Pastor is very social and he had made friends with the neighbors. One of his best friends is Mathias Ericsson, a single jungu dude “with two feet on the ground” but without any romantic attachments. When Changanya came to visit the Pastor, it did not take long before Mathias began to heat up to her charms. The Pastor is not stupid so when he noticed that love was beginning to brew in a pot that he could himself recognize, he began to give room for nature to begin taking its own cause.
Both Mathias and Changanya then began to link up slowly as the Pastor remained in the background to advise Changanya on how to go about with Mathias because Changanya did not know or understand “the white way” of courtship. The Pastor allegedly advised her not to be in a hurry with the dude and to play her cards in a way that the affair would develop in a “natural way”.
For example, she was advised to accept coffee outings, movie treats and other outdoor activities “to get to know” her prey before moving anywhere close to holding of hands or (worse still) kissing. She was however encouraged to be popping up with flowers, sending romantic cards, sexy smses and other related communications.
The Pastor knew that Changanya had Mapepe at the back of her restless mind and, according to intelligence gathered from people around the Pastor who understood the matrix, the Pastor was worried that if Changanya moved too fast thinking that she would be able to corner the jungu, the Project would backfire and Changanya would lose.
The two therefore exchanged contacts as they began to communicate through email and telephone. In the meantime, Changanya was under constant guidance by the Pastor who also answered all her questions related to pushing with a jungu.
After considerable exchanges, the relationship began to develop further. Psychologically, Mathias was already hooked while for Changanya, it was just a matter of time before the relationship would advance to the stage where she would begin to distribute the goods to cement things up and she did not wait for long.
One day when she was on a “Pastor visit” to Sweden, things went overboard when she hooked up with Mathias. Bodies began to heat up and when Changanya noticed that Mathias had already approached “a point of no return” with his talala almost breathing fire, she began to play her cards with more calculated steps and soon, Mathias was on the goods – fingers, lips and flesh.
Changanya’s possibilities and “Obamalovics”
Changanya was going through “baptism of white love” and according to leaks from her friends who unknowingly released some copies of the “inside edition” to an undercover KISS agent, she was very excited because she understood that mapepe was knocking on the door and that what she needed to do was to open as wide as possible.
When it was over, Changanya knew that her star would soon be shinning in Sweden because at long last, light had emerged at the end of the dark European tunnel of Mapepe.
In the meantime, the Pastor could only say Hellelujah at the good news because eventually, God had decided to unite these two souls to begin a journey of love that would hopefully, end at the Office of Immigration to open the way for even better things to come. The Pastor prayed for the new couple and asked the Almighty to give them strength to discover what lay underneath this wonderful connection between a white dude and a beautiful Kenyan lady who was beaming with love.
All systems were in favour of Changanya because the anti-African Aids propaganda in Sweden was at its lowest while Barack Obama, a Kenyan-American, was already making news with his Presidential campaign in the United States.
The advantage with the Obama campaign was that it was fashionable for Swedes to have or associate with Kenyan friends and at the romantic level, Kenyan bachelors reported “booming business” in the trade of exchanging white Swedish girls picked up at various Swedish watering holes.
The catch phrase with the girls who had fallen into the trap was something like “Hey, we could produce an Obama” and it sounded real because the real Obama was out there convincing jungus in their millions with just three words – “Yes we can”.
Some Kenyan bachaleros twisted almost every Omaba phrase to their advantage and at one point, a Swedish blondie admitted that she got convinced by a Kenyan dude whom, after some tuning over a drink convinced her that he is the romantic change the girl has been waiting for. It made a lot of sense to her because she had never experienced true love, leave alone articulating with an African bull, a dream-like experience that had always electrified her system with curiosity whenever she spotted an inter-racial couple. As Obama boomed in the United States, she was just a heart-beat away from a man from the land of Obama. She had been given a dose of what a bachalero called “Obamalovics”
She does not believe in God but the Kenyan bachalero took her (pace by pace) through the lessons and convinced her that although change had come to America, God had come to Stockholm to change her romantic life through the bachalero forever. Once her goods were consumed and they were kind of getting stale, the Kenyan moved on because the “Kenya-blondie market” in Stockholm was saturated as Obama talk filled the Swedish national media.
Visit to Immigration and landing of Mapepe
Changanya’s mother also lives in Sweden and, just like the Pastor, she was happy that her daughter was making new and progressive steps. With time, Mathias submitted to the whims of emotion and made a declaration that they were in love. He began to behave like a person who had a woman in her life while he also increased his sense of responsibility. Because he is financially endowed, Mathias began paying rent for Changanya in Finland as other plans to develop their affair was also looked into. One day, the good news arrived.
The couple decided that they were made for one another and that they needed to make further plans on how they would both move into the future without fear. Changanya’s paper status needed to be looked into and when the matter was explored further in the bedroom, they signed a romantic accord to the effect that they would both move to the Department of Immigration to announce that they had made a decision to unite and become one flesh.
With time, Changanya got her first stamp as a Resident prompting a huge celebration. Mathias, the Pastor, Changanya’s mother and friends were all elated as people marveled at what love could do. It was after the first segment of Mapepe landed that things began to change without the knowledge of Mathias.
Changanya continued to commute to and from Finland but in between, she had also fallen in love with a Kenyan bull in Finland. In our next installment, find out how Changanya began to double-deal and how she later began to sell the goods in Finland “to increase income” as Mathias worked hard to pay her rent and to hope for a future full of happiness and bliss.
Okoth Osewe
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his cheque book open
I guess you should have consetrated on the changanya story only instead of hooking it upp with obamalovic story !
you are a good writter in a way ! but try to stick to the story !
The green pasture phrase is quite amusing !!
KSB: It was a by the way. Part two is coming soon and thanks for your compliments.
I personally agree with Nyar: Surely men, if you really want a happy marriage why do you gossip about your wives, there is nothing as bad as a gossiper for a husband, to makes it worse the one who sits and gossip with other females what does that makes him? A man in panties?? definately not one with long john’s.
i also agree with nyar and kuteta,some very ‘big’figurewise men n calls themselves fathers should actually think twice before they step in the public and open their mouths…gossiping..like those gossip really help them to build up their so called families…ever heard the song (umejivalia ngozi ya kondoo,kumbe ndani ni mbwa mwitu)?gossip men please grow up n open the check book as nyar said
malipo ni hapa hapa, chunga hata huyu mto asilipe.
KSB: What do you mean Mchapo. Who is liparing what?
changanya
mchapo seems like you have info or isses with changanya,tell us more,just like ksb is wondering,who is lipaing and why?or this might be a family issues beeing exposed to public or might be changanya alikulenga so tell us more…you seem to know mengi
kuteta, katwee you may be proxies but which wives? do they know what to have a family means, leave alone a husband? their job is only to wreck whats there and assuming they know very well. wait its a matter of time. changanya thought was smart coz they always think so and never to be exposed. more is coming bragadiciosos, ticks and umala…y of the highest order, hypocrates like the pharisees, your deadly scandals right from kenya, sweden, finland and england. the moment of reckoning has come na mambo baado. am going to expose more filth until you come publicly like shemeji and apologize.
KSB: Please, don’t make it a war kinda thing.
Is the pastor a God fearing man? coz he sounds like the devil in his gasket kind of a pastor.He is then a master piece of the devil not a servant of God.Cant serve both