At a time when the thinking at KSB was that 2009 would be a scandal-free year, Kenya-Stockholm scandals continue to mount and a long Q is on the door way. In another developing story that is probably too sensitive to be mentioned, Shemeji Mrembo has caught the attention of a married Kenyan man who has kids to boot. It is understood that the guy (whom we can call Mazunguko) and who has fallen for Shemeji’s charms has just survived a scandal with another woman after his wife pardoned him for “slipping” and betraying their relationship.
Shemeji has no papers and the sweet lure from the guy is that may be, something “paper-like” may come out of the relationship and the girl is hooked. The source said that Mazunguko has convinced the lady that he is in crisis with his wife and that he is looking for a new wife and Shemeji seem to be licking the ice-cream because it is known that she has “un-padlocked her holy shrine” for the guy to zoom in at “sms notice”. Cute Shemeji came from Kenya recently and one thing she can do is that she can dance.
When she swung her madiabas at a disco where Mazunguko first saw her, some contacts reported that Mazunguko became so confused that minutes later, he convinced his wife, drove her home from the disco before he came back and took Shemeji’s contact. It is not known how the wife bought the bait to be dumped at home because he came back anyway.
Those who know Mazunguko also know him as a “sampler” who specializes in “ladies without papers”. The tale goes that he knows how to get into their brains very fast to confuse them so that they can begin to distribute stuff which he then consumes discreetly.
Sources told KSB that he enjoys the honey as long as it takes but once there is clear danger that the scandal may explode, he dumps the lady then threatens to report her to police if she opens her mouth. The tactic has been working like a well oiled engine and in the process, he has lost track of the colour of masiruari he has pulled down ever since he invented the trick.
The guy’s main agenda is to sample Shemeji’s goods as he compares them with the brands the wife is keeping. The “day-time shots” mainly take place at cheap Stockholm hotels after the guy’s wife has been given a dose that the hubby is at work making money for the family so that they can travel to Kenya and live big for two weeks. He then returns in the evening looking exhausted after “work-outs” at the hotel with Shemeji.
Bwana to split with Bibi
The couple were discovered by a Kenyan lady who cleans at a Hotel and who bumped into them as they were strolling on the corridor after emerging from a room. The guy is reported to have panicked especially when he discovered that the Kenyan worker was on her way to the room to tidy it up because the couple had booked it for a “rest” although they overstayed for 20 minutes causing the “room attendant” to catch them just as they were leaving.
According to our informer who also collected some graphics, the lady was putting on a dark-red pelerine while she hang a light brown shoulder bag as the guy swung in a grey winter overcoat and blue jeans trouser.
Although the Kenyan room attendant knows the guy to be married, she does not know the mistress. The bed in the room was apparently “very shuffled”, a pillow was at the wrong end of the bed while the couple had also left some evidence in the bin by way of condos.
After being caught red-handed, the guy did manage to talk to the Kenyan lady to keep the secret, saying that “there was nothing serious” between them. The guy apparently warned the lady that if she opened her mouth, he would report her to the Hotel management that she was exposing the secrets of guests and that she would be fired.
The two apparently agreed to keep the secret although the lady demanded that the guy withdraw the threat of reporting to the boss, arguing that she didn’t care whether she was fired or not because she was doing a “shit job”. As the two tried to reach a deal, Shemeji is reported to have walked along to await for her man at the lobby.
Unfortunately, when the lady reached home, she was so itchy with the story that she whispered to the Mkenya she was staying with. “What? Eti Mazunguko was with a girl in a hotel yet she has such a nice and kind woman who has been with her for such a long time?”, wondered the Kenyan as his mind raced to KSB.
From there, the story began to find its way on the phone lines as it also began to take the dimension of “this is just between me and you and don’t quote me anywhere”. It was soon picked up by Kenya-Stockholm’s “Sambaza Network” and just three hours after it began “to walk around”, a KISS agent picked it up through the air waves and here we are.
According to the inside edition, the love portion has it that the bwana will soon break up with his bibi so as to give way for Shemeji to zoom in. Then, to address Shemeji’s “paper crisis”, she will be ballooned within a very short time after which the new lovers will dash to the Immigration department for an application.
Shemeji has been talking to some of her closest contacts who have advised her “to do anything” within her means to get mapepe. The group has been consoling her that she doesn’t have to mind about breaking another family because the couple will not be the first to “hit the big D anyway so?” and that life will have to go on.
In fact, Shemeji has been trying her luck at selling stuff sokoni although her main problem is that she has not been initiated by the experts because she has not yet made a declaration. She still passes for the “fresh Kenyan girl just arrived” and she doesn’t want to spoil her image yet.
Shemeji to be ballooned “as part of strategy”
According to contacts in Shemeji’s Network, she has been told that Kenya-Stockholm nikubaya and that if she cannot adjust and face the reality in the battle field as she fights for mappepe, atanusa ndege and that the dream of a good life in Sweden will evaporate.
Some Kenyans have warned her that Mazunguko will simply go round her loins then dump her but she doesn’t care because she has adopted a new philosophy – that if you don’t try, it doesn’t come. She is also reported to be singing verses like “I have nothing to lose” and this phylosophico-musical combination has resulted in a tough attitude that no one seem to be able to change.
A better plan which has apparently been weaved has it that Mazunguko could first balloon her before the break-up with the wife then as the tummy swells (or after a few weeks), the guy begins to operate openly with Shemeji to show that “something is happening” in order to create “a crisis” between the wife and the guy. Shemeji is waiting for that moment when they will dump condos and she is convinced that her luck is just around the corner. She doesn’t know the real Mazunguko!
The plan has it that the “swelling tummy crisis” can then be used to trigger a separation so that Shemeji can move in a new bed room where the two can begin to design the future and live happily ever after. For Shemeji, she is not dying to be a mother although her attitude is that if it takes a child for mapepe to land, she will even go an extra mile and name the child after the guy if need be.
Shemeji is convinced that the plan will work because the guy has been cleaver enough to send his closest pal (they have had many deals with him) to work on Shemeji’s psychology by pumping her with stories that the guy is in deep crisis with the wife and that if she plays her cards well, she will go thru.
The strategy includes occasional phone calls to Shemeji by the guy’s pal “with news” that the guy has had a serious tiff with the wife when the guy has actually been shopping with the poor woman. The two Kenyans are Mafiosi when it comes to lady games and they work as a team.
The big question
The truth is that the guy will never leave his wife for some reasons although at the moment, the wife is unaware about the underground movements with Shemeji. In the meantime, the guy is exploiting the information vacuum by exploring Shemeji’s every vital territory at various secret joints.
The question now is how long Shemeji will continue to swallow before she discovers that she will never be ballooned to pave the way for some serious paper work. Another issue is what will happen if the guy’s wife discovers that he is playing with Shemeji since the thing is getting out at an alarming rate.
Some people say that Shemeji is so cute that when you see her (u have 2B a man), you begin to behave like someone who is high on amphetamine or something like that. Eti she is the type you follow with your eyes everywhere as long as she is in the room. We have given up because the scandals in Kenya-Stockholm will never end. May be, KSB should be closed down so that all Kenyans can gather at some kyrkogård and burry all remaining scandals.
In another development, a Kenyan woman was beaten by a man at a Kenyan Party and police had to be called. The woman, who has called KSB and who wants the story published complete with her name, underwent medical treatment following the smash-up. The case is soon coming up in court.
Okoth Osewe
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YEAH!!!,hao sio!!!the prowess at which KSB uses its resourses..namely its moles and gossip squadrons to unearth and solder myriads of scandals involving “SISI WAKENYA” into palatable or unpalable story(s)is applaudable.Having said that,in my view,a society without,gossip,scandals,love,hate,cries,deaths,prayers,marital or extramarrital engagements,fistfights,clawscratches,”naija like cons”,party assemblies[nyamchoms,DJ Twaff spins),politics ya ukabila or national,hustling with its diplomats…..the list goes on and on,is not a society or a people….i rest by saying KUDOS!!! to KSB for trying to makes us aware that we are not safe from ourselves…i.e to say “KSB IS WATCHING OUR EVERY MOVE!!!”…NA Muendelee hivyo hivyo O.O.
KSB: You have said it all. The rate at which the scandals are coming in is higher than the rate at which they can be investigated and published. Our attitude is that KSB readers need Entertainment and it is the readers themselves who bring up the storos so? Wakenya don’t have to be intimidated because we respect privacy.
Haa haaa another “Hellen Awuor” is emerging in search of papers. Kenya-Stockholmers will never cease to amaze me. Some women do stupid things in the name of papers which they often never get. If she is that ‘supuu’ why can’t she just hook a single man?
This guy looks like someone I know. I thought they patched things up and the guy promised to stop promiscuity. The lady is so nice and bringing up wonderful children. What has happened to our men? One thing I don’t understand is why this lady keep on putting up with this kind of behaviour.
Kenyans in Stockholm should call a general meeting so that we can discuss how to clean our acts and become more responsible. Women are being beaten by men while some men are cheating on their wives whenever they see a new ndogo ndogo just arrived.
Why can’t they do it far away where it cannot be discovered. I thought this was a rumour but now, I am getting to know that it has happened again. Where are we heading if we don’t respect families? I think some married Kenyan men should just be castrated. You men are hopeless.
ksb juu,juu,juu zaidi.married people should respect their wifes and if thy are on this bizne ya kulamba lamba huku na huku then dont think you will hide for long.
Seems like some peoples dirty secrets are being exposed.Starting with the lady in question,i think the man cheated her tht he was single or she ignored the fact that the guy was married and thought she has met a big time sugardee.Un like back home, little did she know that sugardees in europe cant even afford to buy a drink,every thing is cost sharing.Whether a man is married or not is out of question nowadays.As you all know there is scarcity of men and most women are single mothers after their men live and what do
you expect them to do? Become lesbians? Now its a matter of sharing what is there.Even back home,housegirls are taking peoples hubbys and young girls are marrying men old enough to be their grandfathers. SPEAKING ABOUT THE MEN,i agreee with mama watoto that they should be castrated.Reasons being that they know they have wives at home yet they sleep around.If you are tired with your wife,why cant u just walk away?How would you feel if wives started doing the same? Ihope these scandals will change peoples behaviours.
KSB: If the men are castrated and you say that there is a shortage of men, wont that force our women into lesbianism or promote “alternative dildo?”. I was just wondering.
what!! castrate men!! wacha zako bwana, why? just because somebody else is a dog all men are dogs? start by doing it to only those who are careless and don’t respect their wifes.pls let me keep my manhood coz i don’t do those silly things like looking for the new girls in stockholm!! i love my wife and she knows that.
u got me wrong.I didnt mean all men.Only those with repeated cases of umalaya because they will never stop.This thing is in their blood.