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A Peep into Wife Battering Kenyan Style

October 4, 2011 Posted by | News & Analysis | 2 Comments

Kenyan Woman Beaten Senseless by “Temperamental Hubby”

The Kenyan woman after being rescued by police

A Kenyan woman has been rescued by police after her hubby beat her senseless following what appears to have been a domestic quarrel. According to a KSB agent who picked up signals of the storo, the woman was kicked down a flight of stairs before neighbors alerted police who arrived in minutes. She was trying to escape being brutalized.

According to the report, when two police women arrived at the scene, the Kenyan dude started insulting them, claiming that it is the police who were breaking his home. It is known that police have been in the home before. Police managed to rescue the woman who was carted away to a safe home as investigations began. It is still not clear whether the man was taken into custody or whether he was interrogated and released.

An agent who has “remote controlled links” to the woman and who spoke to KSB said that the couple has been having problems since they united in holy matrimony a few years ago. The couple, which has one child, has been living a secretive life, shunning the Kenyan community apparently to keep away from cheap gossip and propaganda.

It is known that some Kenyans here have opted for secretive lives in order to avoid getting trapped into high-tech “hot gossip networks” or being grinded by advanced “Turbo-powered rumour mills” that rule the airspace of the Republic of Kenya-Stockholm.

The KSB agent in charge of the storo said that after the man helped the chick manufacture Mapepe, he took control of her life and that the current conflicts between the couple is based on the woman’s attempts to regain both her independence and vocal cords.

A close friend of the dude who unknowingly spoke to a KSB agent last month is reported to have said that tension has been building between the couple for a long time with the man claiming that the woman is beginning “to grow horns”. Matters came to a standstill when the woman apparently proposed that it was time the couple drew up a comprehensive “dish-washing timetable”, arguing that she was not an “automatic machine” controlled through sound transmitted through the man’s mouth by way of orders.

The man is said to be “very temperamental” and when his friend “opened up” unconsciously to the KSB agent during a smooth swallow at a secluded water hole in town, the friend apparently feared that one day, the man might hurt the woman in case he went bonkers. The woman escaped with minor scratches.

Okoth Osewe

October 4, 2011 Posted by | News & Analysis | 27 Comments

   

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