June 7, 2026

51 thoughts on “WikiLeaks Releases: Nairobi Cable No. 37: The Wacky Rumblings of Abunuasi Kalonzo Musyoka

  1. The name Abunuasi is the correct one to reflect our brother Kalonzo Musyoka the Kenyan Vice President. Too much of something is very dangerous. Musyoka’s too much of involvement in everything has damaged his Political future unless he get born again the third time.

  2. Am so glad that this cable has revealed what we all knew but could not be written/revealed in Kenya’s media for fear of Michuki-type raids and legal suits.

    Anyway, Kalonzo has always been an opportunist right from the time he won his first parliamentary seat through a by-election.

    His current so-called shuttle diplomacy is another “Hail Mary Pass” to win the Kalenjin and Kikuyu votes later because he wants to be seen as sympathetic to both Ruto and Uhuru who face The Hague. However, the truth is they know him as a traitor and have already mentioned it in public.

    People in Kalonzo’s constituency suffer from severe hunger while he shuttles wasting millions of the taxpayer cash to postpone the ICC from taking their criminals.

    I like the Muzungu assessment of Kalonzo’s stupidity, showing that our African politicians go kneeling before white diplomats thinking they can be friendly to them. They only see them as fools with nothing to offer the country but corruption and self gain. I like this coming out a year before 2012 because we know what type of leaders we have lined up for the next 10 years of (mis)rule. There is enough time to filter them out and get the right candidates to lead.

    These lines by Rannberger on Kalonzo are just classic and I thank WikiLeaks for the cable:

    “Though Musyoka presents himself as a born-again Christian with the purest of political intentions, keen observers see him as largely an opportunist interested primarily in advancing his political ambitions,” wrote Ranneberger.

    The envoy concluded his assessment of the VP as a political lightweight.

    “Though Musyoka is polished and glib, some astute observers consider him an intellectual lightweight. Thus far he has not presented a credible national political agenda.”

  3. Kenyans,you think this guy is development conscious? Just visit his constituency,from Mwingi to his rural home in Tseikulu,the word tarmac is a vocabulary yet the guy has been around for 20 years.Wonder why his 20 yr celebration was done in Mwingi town? The last time I was there electricity was a dream there. The folks down there are so down poor and have to depend on handouts and thats how he gets re-elected.If this is the kind of president that will get elected in 2012,I promised my wife that I will seek another citizenship.

  4. Dow we really need any debate as to whether Kalonzo stands for anything? He is neither here nor there and lives in the backward days of the politics of patronage. Did you see his most classic the other day – “the President’s intentions are never questioned!” and you think such a person can lead Kenya under the new constitution? The bitterness against Raila is doing him more harm than good. As a christian he should know that yesterday, forgive RAO and move on without buggages.

  5. The talk of a revolution in kenya should Raila take over is just hot air. The only revolution is change of the government positions to his tribesmen and his cronies just like Kibaki did after moi. The evidence is there for all to see by the appointment he has done on his “half loaf”

  6. We all knew this. I am still glad it came out so that the those still following the tribal KKK alliance can see the light. Musyoka is a bad strategist too. If he would have stuck with Odinga, he would have be a much stronger VP since the pair would have won easily and thus no need for a coalition government. In addition, a clean win in the election would have prevented the violence that erupted in Kenya after the result announcement in 2007.

  7. Need more evidence? the VP is an intellectual lightweight bereft of strategy and foresight. He is doomed politically but he probably does not see that. It would require the possession of keener intellect for him to become self-aware. A not very clever opportunist is a sorry sight to behold!

  8. So Kalonzo was oppossed to a Raila’s presidency because “it would lead to accelerated reforms including action against corruption and improved standards of living”. I find this both shocking and unbelievable because this is the kind of leader Kenya needs now. This suggests that he has no interests of the common mwananchi at heart but his selfish own, rather. If indeed this is the truth, shame on the VP.

  9. Those dismissing this leaks. Ask yourself, why would Ranneberger create lies about these people? what would he probably gain by such an action? Remember we wouldn’t know about this if it were not for wikileaks. Assange should be given the Nobel peace prize for revaling the truth!

  10. Wow, I wonder what will happen to Kalonzo this time around? How will he get himself out of this mess? Will he still be a watermelon or evolve to a bitter lemon.

  11. One thing Kenya does not need and it will never need are fence sitting, watermelon, halfhearted, lackadaisical, desultory and uncommitted leaders immortalized by likes of the principal founder of the KKK alliance, Kalonzo Musyoka.

  12. even kalonzo knows that with raila a revolution of major proportions will be felt in kenya.there will be accelerated reforms with improved living standards.so where are the daily raila bashers.speak now.kalonzo is disinterested in a better kenya.he just wants to be president.now we know.

  13. To say that Raila presidency was for revolution in that it would fight corruption and provide better quality of life does surprise me since thats wat Raila gave in his manifesto and thats wat he has always said against the anti-reformist but for it to come from Kalonzo is what surprises me coz it has made me believe Raila more and more and I am switching to the better option, who wana join, think all unless u r still stuck in your tribal cocoons!!!

  14. Kalonzo has always been an opportunist! It is good he is being exposed for what he is ! He is only in KKK because he believes that the Ocampo six will have been locked at ICC and he collect all the KKK votes to win the presidency in 2012! So he doesn’t like Kibaki after all!…he only wants to be anointed as the heir to the throne.

  15. Kwani, this Water melon alias shuttle diplomat aka wiper is still dreaming of becoming the President of Kenya? how? somebody who only likes kupitia katikati and does not wish Kenyans to develop? ashindwe kabisa!!

  16. From watermelon,KKK, shuttle diplomacy, don’t question the prezi, having minutes for meeting where only 2 principals attended and now this. Kenyans give Kalonzo a break , the guy remains constant by not having a stand on anything but even to Kibaki – this beats it. Wiper Mwisho.

  17. ‘Mr Musyoka also believed that an Odinga presidency would be a “revolution” in that it would lead to accelerated reforms including action against corruption and improved standards of living.’ My vote is with RAO. Tinga.

  18. Kalonzo msaliti kabisa!!! You wuld be forgiven to think he has substance yet he just goes crying wolf to outsiders to help him. I dont think Kenyans want this kind of leadership. Whatever side he falls to when election comes, thats gonna be the losing side! What a shame!!!

  19. All that is said in darkness shall to light. So the good VP never wanted us to have reforms and improved quality of life!!

    Mr Musyoka also believed that an Odinga presidency would be a “revolution” in that it would lead to accelerated reforms including action against corruption and improved standards of living. Am shocked is this Kalonzo talking this way? My vote is going back to Raila if its true

  20. So, Kalonzo, being a lawyer and having studied in Nicosia, Cyprus doesn’t know that many European countries especially the very prosperous Scandinavia have socialist constitutions and governance structures? Angela Merkel studied in Leipzig, East Germany by the way. So, the shuttle diplomat doesn’t want people to have “accelerated reforms including action against corruption and improved standards of living”?? Judas!!

  21. Kalonzo Musyoka should NEVER dream being near Kenya’s presidency in his lifetime.

    He is the same guy who refused to join RAILA to become the vice president of Kenya only to accept the same from a “rigged” election.

    Where is the miracle he was claiming would come.Was joining Kibaki, the miracle of passing between Raila and Kibaki?

    Raila would have won with a bigger margin had it not been this “WIPER” and miracle dreams

  22. This guy is a real squealer, he likes ridding on the back of others. He is a pretender who knows the way to division and corruption. How could he partake of this cup? He knew pretty well that Kibaki rigged the elections in a mega way. I doubt his faith.

    His political antics won’t endear him to the civilized society. He has once again displayed his prowess in political somersault.

  23. An armed rebellion in future will split the country between rebel in the Rift Valley and Central Province!

  24. Wikileaks: Ruins Judas KM, jomo jnr & ruto careers

    Wikileaks: Ruins Judas KM, jomo jnr & ruto careers

    The shamelessness of Judas KM, his attempts at being too clever by a half, his backstabbing all and sundry, has done him in.

    Amekwisha!!

    Thank you Wiki-leaks !!

    What Wiki-leaks has accomplished in one day, is remarkable.

    It has finally managed to paint a picture of a man without morals, without character, an unaccomplished individual (25yrs in legico with nothing to show) correctly diagnosed as an intellectual lightweight, constantly relying on god fathers to further his ambitions. A veritable coward, with an ego the size of Mt kilimanjaro, a conniving, backstabbing, vacuous, ever smiling power thirsty, wanna be village tyrant. I guess we all heard him opine that the Presidents decisions are infallible and cant be questioned. Yes Indeed, the P.OR.K in his eyes is as infallible as the Pope!!.

    Imagine this guy as P.O.R.K! What a night mare that would be. For unlike the current bully in SH, who hides and schemes, Judas KM would be smiling while twisting the knife and misquoting the constitution IN YOUR FACE!!

    Na Mta Do?

    Now its clear why even his erstwhile amigos kina jomo/ruto were so dismissive of him some time back. They severed links with him. He in turn dismissed KKK What comedy!!

    Didn’t jomo jnr unleash a hyena analogy, of a political scavenger at Judas KM? Where is that link jameni? What did jomo jnr say about Judas KMs walking style, the way he throws his hands as he walks? he he he

    The radio active fallout from the Wiki-leaks saga, prompted Judas KM to go into urgent damage control mode, unleashing an hitherto unheard of spokesman who just happened to have a name associated with a mwana Gema. Why? Why did he not trot out his usual guy from RV? he he Again this fits perfectly with his modus operandi of slicing and dicing the electorate offering his empty bromides to which ever constituency he is that he is pandering to.

    Judas KM – what a charlatan!!

    Memo to Judas KM: Wana Gema wont vote for you after they read what you said about their Prezzo!!

    Spinning tales, engaging in irrelevant populist talk of how yeye, he is never engaged in turkanaring folks because thats not how he rolls. He is the male version of palin, or esta mirugi, full of empty folksy rhetoric that cant solve a single thorny problem.

    But I am glad his days are soooooo numbered.

    Its Either P.O.R.K or Nothing.

    Those are not the odds I would love to face if I were him, addicted to state largess for a quarter century, tending to his jet setting ways and insatiable appetite for the trappings and limelight of power.

    What wiki-leaks has also shown us is what the lame duck P.O.R.K ACTUALLY THINKS ABOUT the irascible ruto. There is a reason why Wana Gema loathe this dude ruto.

    Even here they pinch their noses cheer when ruto is busy picking fights with ODM. But they cant stand him. I wonder if ruto truly understands the disdain they have for him. I wonder if he realizes that he is a mere pawn, in the mafiya scheme of things. Already he has been misused in Naivasha by jomo jnr to scuttle the dreams of his constituents vis a vis Ugatuzi.

    Wana Gema are sure he is behind the PEV in RV that visited mayhem upon the Gema diaspora there. Wiki-leaks NOW CONFIRMS that even the lame duck P.O.R.K THINKS RUTO WAS BEHIND THE PEV IN RIFT VALLEY. This is very damaging to ruto and he cant squeeze out of this one.

    So inevitably, some tough questions do arise.

    Why, if the lame duck P.O.R.K and the mafiya and Wana Gema in general, think that ruto is behind the killings in RV, do they welcome him into their quarters to the extent of even touting a tribal alliance?

    Do they want to use ruto as a Trojan horse and ride him into SH? Of course! That is, if ruto can really deliver the votes.

    Seems to me that the mafiya are ready to overlook the dead Wana Gema, and build an electoral machine with the help of the same, same, man who is thought to be responsible for the killings of the Wana Gema in RV,, to help them maintain power.

    This is very callous. Truly remarkable. For a minute just think about it.

    This intellectual and moral dissonance is beyond my comprehension.

    But we are dealing with a group of unconscionable individuals who think only about their stomachs. They are ready to make a deal with the devil (ruto) to maintain power, even if it means that ruto is eventually exonerated for orchestrating the murdering wana Gema.

    But will ruto live to enjoy the fruits of such a marriage if indeed that electoral machine manages to send them to SH? I doubt it. Infact I can bet they will frustrate him mpaka he will begin to throw tantrums and even walk out.

    So, as many have asked here.

    Who will give justice to the wana Gema who ruto is said to be an accomplice in their murders?
    Who will give justice to the other PEV victims jomo jnr and his band of Army Generals (Njoroge and Njoroge – no relations) and Mungiki murdered in an inferno in Naivasha?
    Who will give justice to those shot by Ali and Muthaura police in ODM zones?

    No something must give.

    And Wiki-leaks is giving us all the ammunition we need to fix these guys.

    They aint gonna go scott free.
    I for one dont believe that.

    The two amigos are toast!

    The KKK both in its mythical forms as a vaunted tribal alliance – whose existence I debunked here a long time ago, or the kkk as an electoral strategy by Judas KM – Kupitia kati kati as ?AO humorously dubbed it, is just a fairy tale.

    The 3 amigos cant use the mythical KKK to wriggle out of the charges brought upon them for the heinous crimes they are accused of, or use it as an electoral machine.

    Give many asantes to wiki-leaks!!

  25. If you still doubt that kalonzo is just hungry for power, loot at his constituents after 20 years of representetion in govt.

  26. ThIS SALLY KOSGE IS TOO much fat asomebody should advice her to reduce the weight hence it is taking all her good brain >todays dr sally looks silly & obese Watch this Videop://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sANu9FLKnBc&feature=player_embedded

  27. In the above Video everybody can hear DR sally Kosgey telling the People of Kenya that>Kenya wants the world to believe that Kenya can Manange Laws since we fought the Colonialists to prove that Kenya is capable of rules ?Read the following news and judge yourselves Whether this KRA assistant Officer who was murdered for investigating Gold Smuggling in Kenya from Zaire whether this slain officer will get right justice in Kenya?>http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/InsidePage.php?id=2000030482&cid=159&story=Sombre mood at requiem mass for slain KRA man

  28. Will Wambui wa Mwai >The second Wife of Kibaki be Punished &what will happen to her when Kibaki Leaves office??>
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    This is a huge one and once again it all revolves around Kibaki’s wife, Mary Wambui. That means the investigation will go nowhere. Mary Wambui is pretty much the unofficial president of Kenya. She will meet her fate one day but this is a joke of an investigation as usual. But Kabila is pissed. He had the strangest meeting with Kibaki. He came from the airport straight to Harambee House they had over two hour meeting and he left straight. No formalities no nothing. You can bet Kabila knows Kibaki’s wife has robbed him and he is mad like hell.

    As usual Wambui’s thugs kill cops doing investigations any time they want and nobody can say anything. They chomoad that CID commissioner bila problem. What is going to kill them is that some cops tired of their colleagues being killed are going to talk. Little wonder Kibaki is so terrified of his sucession. He needs his ass covered otherwise him and that thieving wife of his may end up in a very bad spot after 2012. Wambui should watch out too. There is no honour among thieves. He is going to need an army of those cops to keep her alive. She has entered the league of top notch gangsterism. There are no rules in that game.

  29. It is unlikely Kalonzos delegation abroad wont be Visa cleared by mostly USA hence Visa restrictions applied to kenyans who are Anti-Reforms!On the Other hands all must undergo very serious body security checks eg: ex-rays in both Anus&stomach checks!

  30. Listen to Sally Kosgey talking #26 about the late Richard Holbrooke as if he talked about the ICC yesterday. This woman should chill because she is also a yet to be named suspect in the PEV.

  31. Watch the Fruits of Resistance has bone good fruits>Mombasa Port is not going to be Privatized>The People of Mombasa has won the big battle Where GEMA-PNU Rulling-class with high handedness lost to United Coast People !

  32. Read here for yourselves and see how Dr sally Kosgei is Out of touch >cheating kenyan people and Ignorance of Foreign affairs by telling kenyans How she will go on a defferal mission and meet a dead man (Richard H ) who died a long time ago>Yesterday at 3:18am, job wrote:
    Yesterday at 2:42am, wuorkiir wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sANu9FLKnBc&feature=player_embedded

    Really? Really Madam Waziri? Was Amb. Holbrooke on the radio this morning?

    WuorKiir,

    Sally Kosgey is bamboozling her gullible audience about listening to Ambassador Richard Holbrooke on radio that morning. Anything goes, any lie works.

    The late Holbrooke died in December last year – but I guess that minor detail doesn’t matter to the good residents of Eldoret being taken for a ride.

    job,

    That is funny. You mean to say Sally Kosgei is listening to the dead on a radio! Oh dear. This is just plain rubbish. That happens when you do not know what you are doing.

    But two things are quite telling in that video. One is the sheer hopelessness one sees in the faces of Kalonzo, Kosgei and their little clay foot king, William Ruto. They seem to know they are going nowhere. Good.

    But I would also want to ask this: Why is the crew addressing mainly school kids who seem to make the most part of of the crowd? Where is the adult population of voters in all these?

  33. Lele Msanifu thanks a lot for the links on the “Tomorrow will come” video because many Kenyans from my Gema community are in denial about the systematic killings of the Kikuyu by the Kalenjin during the PEV. In return, the Kikuyu through the Mungiki and sponsored by Uhuru Kenyatta as now confirmed by Ocampo, went on revenge killings of the Luo, mainly in Naivasha. UHURU REMAINS A KEY SUSPECT UNTIL CONFRIRMED GUILTY WITH CONCRETE EVIDENCE.

    The saddest thing is that majority Kikuyu and Kalenjin do not want to accept the technical selection of these names. It is about who pushed or forced what to result in the PEV.

    Kibaki’s promotion of the current SHUTTLE diplomacy means he is panicking about Muthaura revealing the truth since he has been mentioned as part of the Ocampo SIX. This is big as many Kikuyu members hate Maina Kiai for telling the truth. Since 2008 he has been in Stockholm twice, but then many Kikuyus have remained in denial because of his criticism of our Kikuyu hegemony, and have never attended his seminars.

    It is better for our people to starve in IDP camps but Uhuru can own 500,000 acres of land and wish to be the next president and continue letting Kikuyu be poor, as long as we have a Kikuyu president. This is how unfortunately we GEMA majority think.

    I am sad writing this because Uhuru is misleading the Kikuyu to think that he can work with Ruto who led the killing of Kikuyus while he also holds huge land and not helping his Central people just as his father Kenyatta did not!!!!

  34. I like Priscilla Nyokabi #38 for telling it as a Kenyan, devoid of tribal inclination. The Mtu wetu mentality should cease if we want a successful Kenya.

  35. Kenya Deferral Case NOT in the UN March Agenda

    I now have credible information that Kenyans in the East Coast of USA, are planning to stage a peaceful protest against Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka’s shuttle mission at the UN in New York tomorrow (Tuesday).

    Kenyans will demand that their government stop wasting further taxpayer money (& start accounting for) wasted funds during this misuguided sojourn that won’t bear fruit.

    The Kenyan professionals and students, backed by civil society players, will also petition and lobby UN delegates (starting with those from P5 countries) to reject the deferral request and support the ICC case in the Hague.

  36. Kalonzo Musyoka is leading a wild goose chase in his role as special emissary to the (ICC/UN Security Council) shuttle diplomacy.

    Three permanent members of the UN Security Council namely, USA, Britain and France have already said they will not support the quest for deferral in the ICC cases. Meanwhile, proponents are using a moral high ground to justify their quest, so that they can later reject any summons of arrest. If rejected, they will claim they did their best to push their agenda for a local judicial system.

    The Ocampo Six will after all, appear before the ICC Pre-Trial Chamber on 7th April.

  37. Lucy Kibaki/Kalonzo Wikileaks

    Vice president Kalonzo Musyoka has come under fierce criticism from first lady Lucy Kibaki over unflattering remarks he made over the first family. According to whistle blower website Wikileaks Kalonzo allegedly
    said that Lucy Kibaki did not reside at state house and had only moved there when she heard that night meetings were taking place there. The first lady has also slammed the vice president over his unbecoming remarks on the president health that he relied on medication when carrying out his official functions as head of state.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/kenyacitizentv

  38. Kalonzo is being sidelined by PNU. He is just an ass-licker who is NOT going to be Kenya’s president.

    VICE President Kalonzo Musyoka is reportedly working on a new alliance and preparing to ditch the PNU Alliance where has been marginalised.

    Sources close to the Vice President told the Star that Kalonzo has quietly been reaching out to PNU chairman George Saitoti and Trade minister Chirau Ali Mwakwere among others to form his own alliance to sponsor him in the 2012 presidential race.

    Kalonzo is no longer confident that he will be the presidential candidate in the PNU alliance headed by himself, Deputy Prime Minister Uhuru Kenyatta and Eldoret North MP William Ruto. “It is very clear that Uhuru and Ruto don’t want him so he has quietly been reaching out to some PNU leaders who are also unhappy with the Uhuru-Ruto axis,” said an ODM-K MP close to Kalonzo. The growing popularity of Uhuru in recent weeks has seen Kalonzo play a secondary role whenever they share a public podium.

    Kalonzo has been holding frequent meetings at his Karen home with friendly MPs friendly who have been advising him on the Kibaki succession strategies he needs to adopt.

    The VP has been trailing Uhuru by a few points in the opinion polls but both still are a long way behind Prime Minister Raila Odinga. Kalonzo’s decision to shop for a new alliance comes as more and more MPs within the PNU alliance have been determinedly pushing Uhuru to succeed Kibaki.

    A plan by some PNU leaders to have Uhuru, Kalonzo and Internal Security minister Saitoti compete to become the PNU presidential candidate has also worried Kalonzo.

    Last weekend Uhuru said there should be presidential primaries to choose a single candidate for the PNU alliance. “If we say let us all join one party, please let us do so that we can compete and we all support whoever wins the presidential ticket,” said Uhuru last Sunday at a prayer service in Nyeri town attended by Kalonzo.

    During the function Kalonzo was made to introduce Uhuru yet according to protocol the Deputy Prime Minister should introduce the Vice-President. Rallies attended by both Uhuru and Kalonzo have seen mainly placards and posters in support of Uhuru as the preferred 2012 candidate.

    http://www.nairobistar.com/national/national/23898-kalonzo-gets-ready-to-quit-g7

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