After the successful Zionheights’ “BB Summer Chill Boogie”, the flagship of the “Dream Team” continues to sail as Stockholm’s East African Entertainment scene also continues to change with time. The latest news is that Zionheights has just uploaded Volume 4 of the “Keep it East African” collection. A new feature which Dream Team fans will find “intoxicating” is that the “Turbo-charged” numbers being dispatched from Zionheights headquarters are now downloadable. In simpler terms, as Zionheights proceeds “to give you what you needa”, you can as well just opt for a break, download a volume, upload it into your MP3 (or whatever you roam around with to keep your receptive ears permanently away from ziki-starvation) and get “Zionheighted” as you roll on your wheels from work or other stop overs.
According to a key “Dream Team” MoU entry, if you are not yet on wheels and you claim to be a Dream Team member, you are seriously lagging behind. Alternatively, if you can’t flash an Iphone or if the word “android” sounds latin to you, then you may be losing it already. We don’t have to go into detail. Zionheights seems to be here to stay and those who had posited that it is a “passing cloud” may have gone back to them effing drawing board.
In trying to catch up with the Dream Team government, a KSB Field Officer bumped into the team’s “Minister of Mchongoano” and it was hilarious. The Honourable member threw a challenge for a mchogoano duel and oh my god! The Minister told KSB that his name is Chwadorasa and wondered why the staffer was so stupid that he was once found trying to steal free bread. The staffer was not gonna be left behind and also wondered why Chwadorasa was so stupid that he even failed a blood test.
In turn, the Minister told the staffer that he seemed to have been too depressed because the staffer’s niece was not doing well healthwise. Pressed to elaborate, Minister Chwadorasa answered that the staffer’s niece has been on diet to reduce weight and that now, she had grown so thin that she was wearing her sanitary pads with suspenders!! The staffer had to be picked up from the scene with an ambulence because he nearly laughed his lungs out!
That was after Chwadorasa told the staffer that he was too short that he can sit on a pavement and still have his legs hanging in the air! In addition, the staffer was told that he is too short that his “Vision 2030” is trying to stretch his hands upwards to reach a door-knob! KSB is following the Dream Team keenly because the group could be a new source of rib-tickling storos… In the meantime, Zionheights lives. To get your feed, CLICK HERE. If you cannot click the link, then your grandmother is too old that the government is looking for her in order to kill her! Eti siri-kali inataka kumdedisha! In fact, she is too old that she is known to have been present during the last supper with Jesus Karast! If she is eventually killed by gava, Wakenya will celebrate because it is like she has been forgotten by Sir God!
Okoth Osewe
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