A young Kenyan chick who was reported by KSB to have been deported in May last year is back in Stockholm to turn the city red. The chick approached KSB at the “Spring-Break Jam” Party that had been organized by Sound of Blackness at the Redline disco in Sätra on Sato March 6th and requested that KSB readers be updated that she was back and grooving in Stockholm city.
The chick was arrested at a pub in Märsta after Security guards discovered that she had an ID which did not belong to her. Speaking to KSB, she said that it was important that KSB readers know that she was back in town so that the story can be brought to closure.
Once the guards cornered her, they called police who took her in for investigation before she was deported on grounds that she did not have Residence permit aka mapepe. Although she could not go into the circumstances under which she returned to Stockholm, she was not bitter with the KSB storo.
Her view is that the storo was reported well and that it reflected the circumstances at the time of her arrest. She however wondered how KSB picked up the story because, according to her, all her friends who were present during the arrest had said that they were not part of the leakage. She sounded upbeat and full of life. I was surprised that she was very free to talk about diverse issues although with the disclaimer that much of the stuff was not KSB material. “promise me, this is not for KSB”, she said repeatedly. I could understand her because she had done a swallow and she had to be careful.
The bump-into happened soon after we surfaced at Redline with a group of friends after attending a birthday Party at another part of Stockholm which was also attended by many other Kenyans. It was very interesting that at the BD Party, some big names which have been grabbing the headlines at KSB were present.
To understand this dimension, imagine that you are this writer then suddenly, you walk into a Party in an apartment flat and discover that Mashaka, Masumbuko, Babito, Kipepeo, Shemeji and other big names which have been making the news at KSB are all present! In a mark of maturity, none of the big names raised the KSB storos and for those who did not understand the matrix, it was like “business as usual”.
In fact, you could hardly know that the “news makers” were at the Party unless you were privy to information from Kenya-Stockholm’s underground intelligence unit which has a notorious habit of identifying top KSB’s news makers. At one point, my tongue nearly slipped when a friend asked about the identity of a cute Kenyan chick he has never seen before but whose beauty, he said, “was stunning”. The chick has been making headlines at KSB and I remembered just on time to keep my mouth shut so I said that “I am also wondering who she is…” People were very friendly, conversations very diverse while the mood was convivial.
Almost the whole crew at the Party relocated to Redline which was packed to capacity with over 200 revelers, majority of them Africans. An agent who arrived early at the Party reported that there were many white people during the early stages of the Party but that they left as hoards of Africans arrived at intervals to have fun. Some Kenyans travelled all the way from Uppsala to have fun.
The “Kenya attendance” was, by far, one of the biggest in recent times. As the winter set in last December, Kenyans also tended to retreat from Parties where Kenyan DJs were not part of the main crew. From discussions with contacts who were present, it was very clear that the spinning by Sound of Blackness acted as a magnet to pull many East Africans to the Party because Sound of Blackness is emerging as a major player within the East African Entertainment industry.
The music was fantastic and it was not one of those parties where you left with a lot of regrets because of poor music. The African crowd was mixed and both VJs, Safi and Frank, made sure that everyone was catered for by balancing the music to suit the mixture in the crowd.
Obviously, a Party is the place to relax and take it easy. However, there were some very deep discussions which were also taking place and several reports that could hit KSB at any time were delivered in the middle of exchanges. In one case, I learnt about a sixteen year old Kenyan girl who had gone berserk and “was drinking like fish in the water”. The report was delivered by an agent when the disco was at its climax.
According to the storo, the under-age girl had rebelled against her parents who were opposed to her consumption of vinyuaji. The storo goes that although the girl is still sticking with her parents, she has adopted a habit of coming home late in the night, zonked mwisho. Sometimes she vomits in the WC before emerging to call her parents filthy names. It is reported that the girl has plunged the family into a kinda social crisis and the parents do not know what to do because she doesn’t listen to them any more.
Okoth Osewe
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Amazing how KSB storos are made.Nobody could detect that some of the newsmakers were brendig comfortably within the birthday party yet they had made some of the most sensational stories. Some newsmakers left earlier because they could not stand fellow newsmakers who had contributed to their news. Later after Sätra a potential newsmaker said, Oh, if that is the Osewe of KSB, then I need to be careful.
KSB: Pati, KSB storos are for entertainment only. People should not feel intimidated by anybody and they need to go about their bizz in peace. KSB does not infringe on personal privacy. 99% of storos are brought in by agents with me doing the writing so being careful because Osewe is around might not help much.
Shemeji looked so decent one would neva imagine that she made such a shocking KSB storo, while a Swedish man who had defended himself at KSB last year was so quiet and on the lookout becase any wrong moves would have reawakened the old bones for further attachs at KSB.
Osewe u relly see much. I remember there was a Kenyan guy who is visitting his friend and was doing a lot of “surface to surface” with women at sättra disco.I wish I could get his number so that I do him and he does me.He seemed full of life and not boring like other kenyan men who have been hit by the Stoky cold.
The 16years old girl is really ashaming her Kenyan family with her heavy drinking.She nids aerly help!!!
The kenyab chick should try to be seriouse this time and avoid trouble so that she is not deported again.I like the way she danses anyway.
Viondi !
this is the way we spell “needs” not “nids”
andika kwa kiswahili tunaelewa !!