Commentator Mutahi Ngunyi Killed on Facebook
Mutahi has left a propaganda gap that will never be filled
The Kenya Virtual Funeral Committee is sad to announce the sudden “virtual demise” of commentator Mutahi Ngunyi who passed away following a fatal plane crash involving Mutahi’s newly designed “Tyranny of Numbers” Airliner. The aeroplane is reported to have been experiencing multiple engine problems since take-off at Youtube International Airport a few hours ago.
The plane had just become airborne and was headed towards the Jubilee Victory Airport when it experienced mechanical problems after the pilot failed to decipher ICC’s corded messages directing that the plane reroute to the nearby Hague International Airport in order to download extra cargo that was causing mid-air instability of the ill-fated aircraft.
In a short communiqué transmitted to Newsrooms, the ICC Secretariat, which sent several warning signals to the aircraft, said that the extra cargo which required urgent off-loading at The Hague originated from two Kenyan companies, namely TNA and URP. The cargo apparently contained several kilos of “mass murder”, “blood shed”, “impunity”, “destruction of property” and tones of “crimes against humanity”, poisonous content that was found by the Kriegler Commission to have precipitated the post-election violence in Kenya in 2007, leading to the deaths of over 1,500 innocent Kenyans while more than half a million Kenyans were converted into IDPs.
It is understood that Mutahi’s Company, The Consulting House, which designed the ill-fated “Tyrany of Numbers” had made assurances before boarding to the effect that the capacity of the aircraft could enable it to land safely at Jubilee Victory Airport on March 4th 2013 after traversing the country in a historic test ride to establish if poisonous cargo could be delivered to Kenya’s State House. The plane crashed 1 hour after take-off “virtually killing” everybody on board.
Following the tragedy, a condolence book has been opened at Facebook to mourn the “virtual demise” of Mutahi in cyberspace as preparations are made for a “virtual funeral” which will take place on March 4th 2013 to enable Mutahi’s worn-out and tired analysis to Rest In Peace.
Thousands of Kenyans who have signed the condolence book have generally taken the line that throughout his career, Mutahi has been a wonderful propagator of pro-impunity propaganda in Kenya. Through The Consulting House, and backed by sections of biased Kenyan Media, the fallen Mutahi has constructed wonderful castles in the air that favoured land and wealth grabbers as millions of Kenyans remained landless.
Mutahi will be remembered for having weaved ambitious figments of imagination to please his thieving paymasters while he will also be remembered for conjuring several out-of-the world hypotheses to promote the interests of political vultures and hyenas whose looting and plunder of the Kenyan economy has left millions of Kenyans deprived.
With his virtual demise, Mutahi has left a huge “propaganda gap” among the lords of impunity which will never be filled. May the soul of Mutahi’s political analysis Rest in Eternal Peace. Amen.
Chairperson Wanjiku Amesema,
Kenya Virtual Funeral Committee
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