
A Kenyan woman has warned Kenya-Stockholm’s propagandists from calling her and telling her that she has become a newsmaker at KSB. She said that a developing storo about a Kenyan woman with four kids is not about her and that instead of people calling her, they should mind their own businesses.
There are Kenyans who specialize in lapping storos at KSB, deciding who the news-maker is then phoning individuals “to alert them” that they have grabbed headlines at KSB. In this latest case, a Kenyan mother of four was erroneously called by members of the “KSB Alert Syndicate” who informed her that she is the subject in a case in which a Kenyan mother had an altercation with her teenie son before police moved in. Members of the syndicate monitor KSB “round the clock” and once a juicy storo lands at the blog site, they go to work. Somehow, these Kenyans have a strong passion for contacting others and telling them about bad news. They itch even more if the news is in the category of “Breaking news”.
In another case involving a Kenyan girl who was recently taken into custody after being nabbed in the train, members of the syndicate called a Kenyan dude “to alert him” that his sister had become a news-maker at KSB. When the shocked guy called the sister minutes past midnight, he discovered that she was with her new Swedish boyfriend apparently making Mapepe. The sister warned the brother against calling her past mid-night if there is no emergency, arguing that he was interrupting her strategy with her romantic project. The brother may have called at a critical time when the sister may have been in the process of being serviced. The dejected brother later told a KSB agent that he apologized and hang up before getting on the necks of his sources whom he accused of trying to drive a wedge between him and his sister.
In another example, a Kenyan mother called KSB to complain why an obscene video of her daughter had been published at the blog site. The daughter was participating in Big Brother and the said video allegedly depicted the daughter having sex on TV. Although there could have been nothing illegal in publishing the video since it was already circulating online, KSB did not publish it out of respect for the family. When the mother was challenged to give a link of the video at KSB, she just went quiet and has never contacted KSB again. She however admitted that she had not seen the video herself at KSB and that she had been informed by Sam Pipo through the phone that it had been published. It later emerged that the said video was a clip the daughter had herself recorded and in which the daughter was answering questions about her role in BB. KSB published the video to give it a wider audience because the daughter seemed very effective in answering questions posed by her audience.
In yet another case, a Kenyan chick who was allegedly ballooned by her estranged boyfriend was called by a contact who wanted to “pass her sympathies” and to check whether she could come over for a chit-chat. Surprised, the chick told the caller that she was not prego and that although she had split with her BF, they were still good friends. The caller then said that she had been informed by Watu Wengine that she (the friend) was in trouble after her Kenyan BF jumped bail after ballooning her. It was another a case of mistaken ID and the caller is said to have apologized to her friend before the matter ended there.
KSB advices readers to ignore the dirty syndicate seeking to malign others for selfish reasons. If you have a question about a storo, call KSB. Members of this syndicate are idle people who have nothing to do with their lives. Although many Kenyans in Stockholm are very hard working people, there are mad people within the Kenya-Stockholm village. We regret any inconveniences that might have been caused to our esteemed readers as a result of the dirty work of the syndicate whose leaders are well-known gossipers. If the syndicate continues with its illegal activities, there will be no option but to name and shame those involved.
Payuka Popote
Director of Operations
Department of Rumours and Hot Gossip
Kenya Stockholm Blog