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Cute Kipepeo “Has Been Taken”

Taken!

If you have been wondering what may have happened to Kipepeo, the cute Kenyan lady who is said to have ignited a scuffle among senior Kenya-Stockholm bachaleros, she has already been taken and indications are that she may never become a chips-funga, at least for now.

Because of “National interest”, KSB has been following developments and the latest is that she is nestling in the crib of a young Kenyan dude who beat all the bachelor odiangabuks in the race to take her home, seemingly “for G”.

In making her choice on what she wants, she appears to have made her calculations carefully, backed by intelligence from her reliable contacts, personal observations and experience. This is because she has chosen a young and stylish dude with “both feet on the ground”. When a KSB agent checked them out during an outing in town, “they appeared to synchronize well”, both in physique and dressing mode. Besides, their personal chemistry is said to have been mixing well, like tea and sugar.

The winning dude is known not to take chances with his dressing style by doing shopping at Myrona, the second hand shop. His clothes are known to be “labeled” with identifiable brands in the market, a quality that may have caught the attention of  the equally stylish Kipepeo.

Apart from the dressing mode, the dude is a smooth talker. According to some Kenyans, he could talk Osama bin Laden out of his hide-out in Afghanistan if he had access to CNN so you can imagine what he can do with a cutie who has caught his attention.

Some competitors who styled their approaches around “Baby I love” rhythms are said to have been dumped within the first few hours while others who were simply “flashing papers” as the major bargaining chips were put on the waiting list when the winning dude ushered Kipepeo into a BMW, took her to a movie and later dropped her home without talking about papers or trying to jazz her with “Baby I love you” talk. The biggest development that day was that a new date was fixed and that is when Kipepeo is reported to have began to pay attention to the dude on a serious note.

Another advantage was that among all the bachaleros who were chasing her, only two had cars. While the winning dude was rolling a BMW, his competitor is said to have been at a big disadvantage because he had a rickety ramshackle that kept on squeaking on the road. The winning dude is said to have advised Kipepeo via sms to be careful and not ride in “Mikebe contraptions” because of the risk of being stopped by police at night. When the mikebe guy called to “pick her up”, Kipepeo began to give excuses. “I am not feeling well”, “my hair is being done today”, “I am going home by taxi, don’t worry” and other endless explanations took over.

As the winning dude made more impacts, Kipepeo changed her cell number to dump the Odiangabuk bachaleros who were on her trail and once she updated the dude about this move, it was like she sent “talk to me boy” signals and the dude did not hesitate. He gave her a new and sophisticated phone for a present, arguing that her old phone (which was not cheap by the way) could embarrass him when they are with friends.

A series of dates that saw them through expensive dinners and swings at exotic disco joints eventually landed them in the guy’s well furnished crib after a Taxi ride. Once home, it is said that the sealing of a romantic deal was a fore-gone conclusion.

KSB is under instruction not to give a lot of detail but according to whispers, Kipepeo’s future in Sweden also appears to be guaranteed because although the “celebrity couple” is said not to have put mapepe on the table, insiders say that they are talking about a “long-term relationship”. At some stage, this could put mapepe on the works, another good reason for Kipepeo to stay.

It is understood that Kipepeo is aware that if she miscalculates, she might land into a chips funga situation and to avoid this, it looks like she has been searching for a sense of seriousness in a guy who is not just interested in “goods consumption” but who can also treat her with respect.

It seems as though she has found her match, a reality which means that losers may have to wait for the couple to enter into crisis so that they can try their luck once again. Indications are that this may be a long wait. What happens in between may become substance for hot Kenya-Stockholm gossip as the cold winter continues to bite and cell phones continue to “warm up” especially during the evening after work! If you want the latest, “press 6” on KSB’s hotline otherwise if you have something hot on the works, you can press 2.

Okoth Osewe

February 4, 2010 Posted by makozewe | News & Analysis | 5 Comments