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Swedish Woman Escapes to Germany With Kenyan’s Baby

In one of the most shocking Kenya-Stockholm storos, it has emerged that a white Swedish woman has escaped to Germany with the one year old baby of a paperless Kenyan man after playing a complicated baby-snatching game that has stunned observers and left acquaintances grinning and scratching their heads with their fingers searching for new words to explain the crisis.

The story came to light when the Swedish woman hooked up with another Kenyan man in Germany to play “Father” to the snatched kid. The Swede apparently told the new Kenyan sweet heart that the father of her kid lives in Sweden and that they had split up because of “irreconcilable differences”.

The scandal exploded when the guy contacted KSB to try and establish the identity of the father of the child whom he was about to begin fathering. He wanted to get some tips about the woman from her ex. Apparently, the new Kenyan dude hooked up by the Swede is also paperless and his hope is that the new find could be turned into a “Paper project” so he is currently playing ball although he told KSB that he is basically “a slave” in the house.

According to investigations, the woman in question hooked up with a Kenyan dude in Sweden and after well calculated sessions of “leg-opening”, she was eventually ballooned by the Kenyan. The bull is reportedly a student who had been pursuing his Masters degree at a Swedish University and when the Swedish blondie “landed on his plate” and later began to serve the goods liberally, his thinking was that it was a perfect opportunity to mix up “paper manufacture” with studies as he checked out the future here at the North pole where life appeared to be very sweet.

After the woman downloaded a bouncing baby, things began to take a nasty turn. More and more, the blondie began to abandon him in the house to baby-sit as she went clubbing in town and meeting new clientele. Since the Kenyan had incorporated baby-sitting into his mappepe manufacturing project, he played it calm and loyally began to follow the new rules which had it that the woman could decide to do anything as the boy nodded in approval.

This was apparently done with an agreement that the woman is very independent and that her freedom comes second to nothing. Although the woman also accepted to respect the guy’s freedom, she had an upper hand because she knew that inside the guy’s head was the “paper business” and she had the keys in the bag.

After a few months, the woman began to carry herself around in a way that suggested that she was getting romantically disinterested in her nigger hubby as the bull sunk even deeper into baby-sitting, diaper changing and pram pushing to and from shopping baby food and other stuff on the shopping list.

His studies began to suffer but he could take it because if the “paper work” could materialize, he could resume his studies from where he quit and at any time. One day, the blondie is reported to have disclosed to the guy that her main interest in him was based on her life-time dream of mothering a kid with a blue nigger. She just loved “coloured babies” and once played with the idea of having an artificial insemination with nigger sperms. At about the same time, she met the Kenyan and decided to go for the real thing. After delivery, she reportedly hoped that she would have the interest to stick with the guy although she also threw some doubts.

In short, she was interested in the so called mulatto child or what Kenyans call “point five”. If you don’t get it, Kenyans call it ”Point five” because when a whitie articulates with a blackie and the union results in the manufacture of a “mixie”, the kid is presumed 50% black and 50% white eg 0.5% black/white thus the “point five” name also known as “pointie”.

After the baby was born, the next agenda for the Swedish woman was to use the Kenyan as a baby sitter while maintaining (in the guy’s brain) the illusion of a paper linked to the baby. Once the Kenyan swallowed the bait she could have fun as life continued. The idea was to give the kid time to grow before her project could enter into a new phase.

Punde si punde, the situation began to worsen by the day. The couple was living in an apartment and, with time, the Swedish woman began to return home zonked and late in the night. One night, she crashed in with a Swedish man and they slept on the sofa as the Kenyan guy spent the night in the bed room taking care of the kid. When the guy tried to intervene to find out what was happening, the  woman simply told him to shut up and “give space”. The act of popping up with white bulls then became routine and when he tried to find out what was happening, the woman said that “this is Sweden where women have their freedom”. The guy relaxed because he understood that the road to Mappepe could be rough and bumpy.

It is at this point that the guy began to understand that he was facing a major crisis because the love affair between the two of them appeared to have melted the way ice cream melts in the mouth. The Kenyan began to understand that his baby sitting sessions may have been well planned because when he added one plus one, it was adding up to four – himself, his woman, the kid and the new Swedish bulls who appeared to have taken over the woman’s holy shrine and all the goods that went with it as he remained stuck with baby-sitting in the bed room.

Custody Papers Signed
What shocked him was the courage the woman had developed to an extent that she was comfortable with the act of bringing another man in the house even though the woman knew too well that she had left him in the house to baby-sit. A supposedly kind woman he had been licking the other day as he worked his way to greener pastures had now become a source of headache. He had no answers.

Unknown to him was the fact that the woman had much bigger plans that would leave him paperless and probably lead to his deportation back home. The woman had planned to relocate to Germany with the baby and as the guy followed the new rules hoping for better days when he could have his personal number registered at the tax office, the woman continued to further her secret plans. She wanted to move away so that she could forget about the nigger and his attachment to the baby.

Once she finished sketching the outlines of her plan, she is reported to have apologized and became very friendly to her sweet heart whom she had been persecuting. She stopped behaving badly by halting the act of bringing guys to consume her goods at the sofa while she resumed serving the goods to the guy.

She also began taking care of the kid and saying sweet things linked to mappepe. The guy was told that they were meant to stick together for life and that whatever had happened had been a big mistake. She felt extremely sorry for whatever had happened and the Kenyan dude lapped all her words with interest. Then one day, the woman took him to the Swedish authorities to sign some papers. He was told that the papers were based on him confirming that he was the father of the baby before they could move to the Immigration department to do good stuff.

The guy does not understand Swedish and when he went to sign the papers, he had no clue. He was told to agree with everything the authorities said and to pretend that he understood Swedish so as not to “complicate things”. Since, (from his perspective) all events were playing themselves within the context of mappepe, he loyally allowed himself to be led by the nose.

When asked questions by the authorities before signing the papers, he was coached to say “yes” or “that’s right” or “exactly” depending on the situation. He was to watch the woman secretly shaking her fingers placed on the table. One shaking finger was a “yes”, two “exactly” and three meant “that’s right”.

The official read a sentence in Swedish saying something like “You have accepted to give full custody to Birgitta Larsson…”, and when he watched the fingers, it was a three so he said “That’s right”. If confusion arose, the woman would intervene and flash a new finger for him to respond.

At one point, the woman intervened in Swedish saying… “She is saying that you are the father of the baby and you fully understand that you are handing over full custody…” After flashing a finger, the Kenyan dude said “exactly” and it was all over. He was adviced by the woman to say “Tack så mycket” (Thank you very much) with a big smile to the official after the business and things went on smoothly.

Once the papers were signed, the couple apparently returned home to celebrate. The guy had just signed papers giving the Swedish woman full custody of their kid without knowing it.

After gaining full custody, the woman began to make plans to move to Germany with the kid without informing the guy. One evening, she broke the news that she was moving to Germany in two days and thanked the guy “for his time”. The news effectively led the guy into a state of shock. By the time he managed to put his act together to contact the Swedish authorities, the woman had flown to Germany with the kid and began a new life.

According to Swedish authorities, there was nothing they could do because the papers showed that the woman had full custody of the kid. A deeper examination by authorities revealed that it was the guy who signed the custody papers and under the circumstances, the woman had every right to relocate to Germany or any country.

Another issue is that the woman had already signed divorce papers and left them with the Swedish authorities so the guy was technically single and paperless. The Swedish authorities have told the guy that the best he can do is to travel to Germany, take contact with German authorities and begin to follow the case because there is little they could do. This is another sad story of a peperless Kenyan in Sweden.

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September 29, 2009 Posted by makozewe | News & Analysis | 29 Comments