New “Scandal Leak” at KSB
The management of KSB wishes to announce that there has been a new “scandal leak” at KSB’s deport. In an early morning attack by “Al-Wanaskandali”, several Kenya-Stockholm scandals which have been locked at the depot for months are believed to have escaped and are now doing the rounds in greater Kenya-Stockholm. The stated aim of Al Wanaskandali is to ensure that all scandals locked at KSB deport zimetembezwa.
Using sophisticated SMS-propelled grenades and strategic email rockets, suspected members of Al-Wanaskandali attacked KSB’s main “Scandal depot” located at the western wing of the storage facility where 23 scandals were being stored. An underground tank where “Scandals of Mass Personality Destruction”are stored was not affected. The attack took KSB’s security forces by total surprise and as we went to press, it is not yet clear as to how many scandals escaped following the surprise attack.
KSB personnel are still trying to assess the damage while an emergency meeting of KSB’s top brass is planned over the week-end to assess the situation and to decide on what needs to be done. One proposal is that the government of KSB may have to declare next week a “Kenya-Stockholm Scandal Week” because it is feared that some members of Al-Wanaskandali who masterminded the attack may be having in their pocession several explosive scandals that they might try to detonate in order to create panic.
As a consequence, KSB may have to conduct some “controlled explosions” so as to limit the damage in case Wanaskandlai try to explode explosives already in their custody.
According to a scandal that was intercepted at Vasagatan in Stockholm, a Kenyan woman has fallen in love with the son of her ex Jungu hubby who helped her fix papers. After dumping the father for “Non performance” in the bedroom allegedly due to “advanced age”, the woman settled for the son, an act which has outraged the woman’s closest friends who are concerned that by falling in love with her ex hubby’s son, the woman is committing an abomination and violating the African tradition which prohibits members of society from engaging in romantic relationships with people perceived to be their relatives directly or indirectly. A team of KSB security services arrested a member of Al-Wanaskandali as she was on her way to Vasa Temple to explode the scandal.
Breast Feeding
In another case, a Kenyan has ballooned a paperless Kenyan lady after he reportedly engaged in several “trial sessions” of her precious goods to test them. It is not clear when the “accident” occurred but what is known is that the Kenyan is currently in deep crisis because the girl has refused to discuss possibilities of an abortion arguing that she is a Christian and that the last she can do is to think about “committing an act of murder” by aborting the unborn child.
Behind the scenes, it is reported that the chick has been advised by Kenya-Stockholm veterans to ensure that she carries the pregnancy “to term” because her papers now rests on whether or not she will be able to deliver. They say that the Kenyan must take responsibility for his actions and that there is no need of abandoning the lady at a critical time when she is pregnant and therefore needs maximum support.
The Kenyan bull has been in several romantic crises with different women although this latest one is said to be “the most serious”. The Kenyan bull does not want Kenyans to know that he has been hanyaring the girl because of possible charges of exploiting a paperless girl from his own country.
In yet another developing story, a Kenyan lady surprised her friends in her flat when she began to breast feed her child in front of her shocked friends to prove to them that she was not suffering from Aids. Propaganda has been doing the rounds in Kenya-Stockholm that the Kenyan lady has Aids and since HIV positive mothers do not suckle their young, the lady found it necessary to prove her HIV negative status by feeding her baby with milk directly from her breasts. The Management of KSB will update readers as the situation develops. The scandal leak is the worst crisis KSB has ever faced in recent times.
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SAY NO to Block “Negro” name in Karlstad
Demo poster
SAY NO to Block “Negro” name
Where: gathering at Karlstad Station
When: Wednesday 23 September at. 11:00
Protest list: www.centrummotrasism.nu
In Karlstad there is a neighborhood called “Negro”. This name has been in place for nearly 150 years but now, the story has caught up with Karlstad and it is time that the name be changed to something that is not racist and that spares Sweden from international shame. On Wednesday, September 23rd, the City Planning in Karlstad Municipality will vote whether the name should be retained or not and the “Center Against Racism” and its member organizations are planning a demonstration in this connection.
During the period leading to the vote, four respondents had commented on the name change issue: National Land Survey, County Administrative Board of Värmland, Värmland’s Museum and Carl Urban Guild. All four institutions wish that the racist name be retained. You can read Lantmäteriets consultative opinion on www.cmr.nu. No African or Swedish anti-racist organizations have been asked what they think over the issue which reveals the institutional racism that has characterized the entire process.
Are you as shocked and upset that a region in today’s Sweden can have a clearly racist name and that Swedish authorities would like it to be retained? If so, go to www.centrummotrasism.nu and sign the petition.
You can also join the demonstration to be held in front of City Hall in Karlstad on Drottninggatan 32, at 12.00-14.00. We gather at Karlstad Railway Station at 11:00 and match jointly to the City Hall.
Coordinated travel to Karlstad will be held from Malmö, Gothenburg and Stockholm. Contact persons responsible for each place for details and more information. Since seats are limited, we urge anyone interested to try and get to Karlstad by either train, bus or car.
For more information:
Malmo: Momodu Jallow, equality for Afro-Swedes, jallow_66@hotmail.com, tel 076-2072219
Gothenburg: Charles Buyondo, Unplugged forever, charliebuyondo@hotmail.com, tel 070-4921130
Stockholm: Kitimbwa Sabuni, Afro-Swedes’ federations, kitimbwa.sabuni @ afrosvenskarna.se, tel 073-6872684
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