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Shemeji Entangles a Married Kenyan Man

At a time when the thinking at KSB was that 2009 would be a scandal-free year, Kenya-Stockholm scandals continue to mount and a long Q is on the door way. In another developing story that is probably too sensitive to be mentioned, Shemeji Mrembo has caught the attention of a married Kenyan man who has kids to boot. It is understood that the guy (whom we can call Mazunguko) and who has fallen for Shemeji’s charms has just survived a scandal with another woman after his wife pardoned him for “slipping” and betraying their relationship.

As Shemeji sits on the snow in a moment of painful meditation, she sees nothing but "papers" and a future full of bliss!

Shemeji has no papers and the sweet lure from the guy is that may be, something “paper-like” may come out of the relationship and the girl is hooked. The source said that Mazunguko has convinced the lady that he is in crisis with his wife and that he is looking for a new wife and Shemeji seem to be licking the ice-cream because it is known that she has “un-padlocked her holy shrine” for the guy to zoom in at “sms notice”. Cute Shemeji came from Kenya recently and one thing she can do is that she can dance.

When she swung her madiabas at a disco where Mazunguko first saw her, some contacts reported that Mazunguko became so confused that minutes later, he convinced his wife, drove her home from the disco before he came back and took Shemeji’s contact. It is not known how the wife bought the bait to be dumped at home because he came back anyway.

Those who know Mazunguko also know him as a “sampler” who specializes in “ladies without papers”. The tale goes that he knows how to get into their brains very fast to confuse them so that they can begin to distribute stuff which he then consumes discreetly.

Sources told KSB that he enjoys the honey as long as it takes but once there is clear danger that the scandal may explode, he dumps the lady then threatens to report her to police if she opens her mouth. The tactic has been working like a well oiled engine and in the process, he has lost track of the colour of masiruari he has pulled down ever since he invented the trick. 

The guy’s main agenda is to sample Shemeji’s goods as he compares them with the brands the wife is keeping. The “day-time shots” mainly take place at cheap Stockholm hotels after the guy’s wife has been given a dose that the hubby is at work making money for the family so that they can travel to Kenya and live big for two weeks. He then returns in the evening looking exhausted after “work-outs” at the hotel with Shemeji.

Bwana to split with Bibi
The couple were discovered by a Kenyan lady who cleans at a Hotel and who bumped into them as they were strolling on the corridor after emerging from a room. The guy is reported to have panicked especially when he discovered that the Kenyan worker was on her way to the room to tidy it up because the couple had booked it for a “rest” although they overstayed for 20 minutes causing the “room attendant” to catch them just as they were leaving.
 
According to our informer who also collected some graphics, the lady was putting on a dark-red pelerine while she hang a light brown shoulder bag as the guy swung in a grey winter overcoat and blue jeans trouser.

Although the Kenyan room attendant knows the guy to be married, she does not know the mistress. The bed in the room was apparently “very shuffled”, a pillow was at the wrong end of the bed while the couple had also left some evidence in the bin by way of condos.

After being caught red-handed, the guy did manage to talk to the Kenyan lady to keep the secret, saying that “there was nothing serious” between them. The guy apparently warned the lady that if she opened her mouth, he would report her to the Hotel management that she was exposing the secrets of guests and that she would be fired.

The two apparently agreed to keep the secret although the lady demanded that the guy withdraw the threat of reporting to the boss, arguing that she didn’t care whether she was fired or not because she was doing a “shit job”. As the two tried to reach a deal, Shemeji is reported to have walked along to await for her man at the lobby.

Unfortunately, when the lady reached home, she was so itchy with the story that she whispered to the Mkenya she was staying with. “What? Eti Mazunguko was with a girl in a hotel yet she has such a nice and kind woman who has been with her for such a long time?”, wondered the Kenyan as his mind raced to KSB.

From there, the story began to find its way on the phone lines as it also began to take the dimension of “this is just between me and you and don’t quote me anywhere”. It was soon picked up by Kenya-Stockholm’s “Sambaza Network” and just three hours after it began “to walk around”, a KISS agent picked it up through the air waves and here we are.

According to the inside edition, the love portion has it that the bwana will soon break up with his bibi so as to give way for Shemeji to zoom in. Then, to address Shemeji’s “paper crisis”, she will be ballooned within a very short time after which the new lovers will dash to the Immigration department for an application.

Shemeji has been talking to some of her closest contacts who have advised her “to do anything” within her means to get mapepe. The group has been consoling her that she doesn’t have to mind about breaking another family because the couple will not be the first to “hit the big D anyway so?” and that life will have to go on.

In fact, Shemeji has been trying her luck at selling stuff sokoni although her main problem is that she has not been initiated by the experts because she has not yet made a declaration. She still passes for the “fresh Kenyan girl just arrived” and she doesn’t want to spoil her image yet.

Shemeji to be ballooned “as part of strategy”
According to contacts in Shemeji’s Network, she has been told that Kenya-Stockholm nikubaya and that if she cannot adjust and face the reality in the battle field as she fights for mappepe, atanusa ndege and that the dream of a good life in Sweden will evaporate.

Some Kenyans have warned her that Mazunguko will simply go round her loins then dump her but she doesn’t care because she has adopted a new philosophy – that if you don’t try, it doesn’t come. She is also reported to be singing verses like “I have nothing to lose” and this phylosophico-musical combination has resulted in a tough attitude that no one seem to be able to change.

A better plan which has apparently been weaved has it that Mazunguko could first balloon her before the break-up with the wife then as the tummy swells (or after a few weeks), the guy begins to operate openly with Shemeji to show that “something is happening” in order to create “a crisis” between the wife and the guy. Shemeji is waiting for that moment when they will dump condos and she is convinced that her luck is just around the corner. She doesn’t know the real Mazunguko!

The plan has it that the “swelling tummy crisis” can then be used to trigger a separation so that Shemeji can move in a new bed room where the two can begin to design the future and live happily ever after. For Shemeji, she is not dying to be a mother although her attitude is that if it takes a child for mapepe to land, she will even go an extra mile and name the child after the guy if need be.

Shemeji is convinced that the plan will work because the guy has been cleaver enough to send his closest pal (they have had many deals with him) to work on Shemeji’s psychology by pumping her with stories that the guy is in deep crisis with the wife and that if she plays her cards well, she will go thru.

The strategy includes occasional phone calls to Shemeji by the guy’s pal “with news” that the guy has had a serious tiff with the wife when the guy has actually been shopping with the poor woman. The two Kenyans are Mafiosi when it comes to lady games and they work as a team.

The big question
The truth is that the guy will never leave his wife for some reasons although at the moment, the wife is unaware about the underground movements with Shemeji. In the meantime, the guy is exploiting the information vacuum by exploring Shemeji’s every vital territory at various secret joints. 

The question now is how long Shemeji will continue to swallow before she discovers that she will never be ballooned to pave the way for some serious paper work. Another issue is what will happen if the guy’s wife discovers that he is playing with Shemeji since the thing is getting out at an alarming rate.

Some people say that Shemeji is so cute that when you see her (u have 2B a man), you begin to behave like someone who is high on amphetamine or something like that. Eti she is the type you follow with your eyes everywhere as long as she is in the room. We have given up because the scandals in Kenya-Stockholm will never end. May be, KSB should be closed down so that all Kenyans can gather at some kyrkogård and burry all remaining scandals.

In another development, a Kenyan woman was beaten by a man at a Kenyan Party and police had to be called. The woman, who has called KSB and who wants the story published complete with her name, underwent medical treatment following the smash-up. The case is soon coming up in court. 

Okoth Osewe

March 11, 2009 Posted by makozewe | News & Analysis | 7 Comments

We Are Not Mungiki

Okoiti, we have never met, but please let the world know the following before we are executed: Mr. Oguta, the Security Officer at the University of Nairobi, who snatched a flashdisk from Charles Odera (3rd Year Law) belonging to Mr. Ojijo (4th Year Law) on Friday afternoon, has called and given Mr. Nengo (a recently graduated Law student UoN) an ultimatum to hand over the computer harddisk belonging to Mr. Ojijo because “Watu wakubwa wanaitaka”.

Mr. Ojijo and five other students are in hidding fearing for their lives because they edited the raw materials on extrajudicial killings that Oscar Foundation presented to the UN. By doing this they are among the few living people who know exactly what is going on. They know even that material that was too sensitive to contain in the report that was handed over, and which could only be handed over to the proposed Truth Justice and Recociliation Commission or similar. So they have reason to fear for their lives, especially after the mother of one of them was visited in her home in Western Kenya by two unknown people on Friday morning asking after him since his phone had been off since the assassinations. Our innocent friends are in hiding with their phones off and fearing for their lives. A death threat coming from 0752646845 has been sent to all of them.

We are students at the UoN who have started an above board political movement called The Liberators. We want to demand new political leadership and a different political culture in the country. We plan to register it with the authorities. Among the many organisations we had approached for support to help get the movement off the ground was the Oscar Foundation (where the late Oscar and GPO worked). They responded enthiusiastically. The two thought our idea was good and agreed to support us. As we interacted, and as part of raising money for the movement, Oscar Foundation gave part-time work to some of us. That’s how some of us ended up working on the sensitive dossier.

Oscar Foundation was to sponsor a retreat in Limuru last Saturday but the two leaders were killed on Thursday before the event. Killing them outside the UoN has its very chilling symbolism for us.

At the Limuru retreat we were to plan to fan out from UoN to other universities and colleges around the country to create a national platform of students to demand political accountability. We feel 2012 will be too late and will belong to the same muggers of the nation who occupy both sides of the political divide if no people’s movements arises now to demand change in the way our politicians are ruining the country.

Interestingly, on Friday after the double murders, the VC, Prof. G. O. Magoha summoned some of our leaders and accused us of recruiting students to join Mungiki, and threatened us with expulsion. This is as outrageous as anything can be. We just want to see an accountable political culture in this country that has no room for Mungiki, rogue politicians, or any thugs for that matter.

Oscar had recently told some of us that he was planning to leave Oscar Foundation to GPO and move on to other things. Since he was Kikuyu and had easily been branded a Mungiki, he thought that leaving the foundation to GPO who did not come from Central Province would make it difficult for the authorities to frame the organisation a Mungiki front. Oscar was convinced that with him out of the picture the Mungiki tug would not hold, and the Oscar Foundation would go about its work without police harrassment.

Truth be told, Oscar was not Mungiki. He was not and always talked against them whenever it came up during our discussions. He juat wanted proper mechanism for identifying Mungiki to be put in place by the State, so that Mungiki does not become an excuse for killing others, be they oponents, rivals, etc. He also wanted then heard before they were condemned so that a solution could be found after the intelligence is perused. Oscar’s biggest fear was that the likes of Mungiki and Sabaot Land Defence Force would grow in strength by recruiting millions of desperate youth, join forces, and take over power if politicians let he country go to the dogs the way they are doing, as the people urged them on or watched on the sidelines.

The very fact that we are running for cover from State security structures should tell you how far down the ladder of civilisation this country has been brought by our rogue politicians. Is it any wonder that they and not us are the ones who hire the services of Mungiki and other gangs around the country to push thier wicked political agenda that bodes ill for this country? Who then is MUNGIKI?

John

March 11, 2009 Posted by makozewe | News & Analysis | Leave a Comment